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Corp Theft - 50+ Bill in assets
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Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2012-07-16 13:30:11 UTC
InternetSpaceship wrote:
Otto Phallatio wrote:
I imagine the thief will be humming a happy tune while he mucks out toilets at the elementary school, har har har....


Wait, what about this story leads you to conclude that the thief scrubs toilets in a school?


All corp thieves work as janitors IRL, duh!

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Xaraphys
EVE GALACTIC
#42 - 2012-07-16 13:54:33 UTC
Callum you really need to get your info right ^_~ and check the SOV map again tomorrow :P


Thanks from the many merc messages we will select the most succesfull one for the Biomassing of my dear friends :)
Synsational
Arcana Noctis
#43 - 2012-07-16 18:55:51 UTC
Heist 7/10

Tears 9/10
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#44 - 2012-07-16 19:09:13 UTC
Synsational wrote:
Heist 7/10

Tears 9/10


Popcorn 8/10, but the potential is certainly there for more.
Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#45 - 2012-07-16 20:35:40 UTC
meh, you can't give a 7/10 to what basically amounts to a recruitment scam.

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jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#46 - 2012-07-17 02:18:39 UTC
The tears in this thread make me errect allmost as much a ham sammich!!!Big smile
Viscount Hood
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#47 - 2012-07-17 13:41:13 UTC
Batelle wrote:
meh, you can't give a 7/10 to what basically amounts to a recruitment scam.


Sounds about right, its not a corp theft then.
eddie valvetino
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#48 - 2012-07-17 13:58:48 UTC  |  Edited by: eddie valvetino
Charles Baker wrote:
Looks like....A cascade is imminent

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


I can you see what he did there? awesome

On another note whenever i read these, i just think... wish i could pull of a scam like that.. maybe rip off a super or something Twisted

good work
Pirate

Shame he is an epic tool really. Dude you did the deed and have made it public, live with your actions
Faekurias
The Dark Vanguard
Sigma Grindset
#49 - 2012-07-17 15:32:36 UTC
Judging from posts in this thread + logs the ones "bereaved" seem to be pretty cool bros. Thief sure is throwing a tantrum though, weird.
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2012-07-18 14:20:43 UTC
Deckard Hannibal wrote:
Well I am one of the Peeps that got stolen from, as further proof (and no doubt embarresment to the Xara 'Clan'), here is the raw chat from when I said my 2 cents.



Here is the log here


Quote:
Just logged in and no access etc, hes taken all of it, basically I think its unfair on those that have spent RL cash (PLEX) and trusted him, specialy if like me, Im RL skint.

Shocked

.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#51 - 2012-07-18 21:48:09 UTC
Faekurias wrote:
Judging from posts in this thread + logs the ones "bereaved" seem to be pretty cool bros. Thief sure is throwing a tantrum though, weird.
Indeed. That Xaraphys is such a bad winner, it's funny.

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Erehwon Rorschach
LoGisTicAl ERr0R
#52 - 2012-07-19 12:04:53 UTC
Represent!!


Cool

Because your mum just couldn't say no.
Taraxon Taranogas
Doomheim
#53 - 2012-08-03 20:59:45 UTC
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Elias Greyhand
#54 - 2012-08-03 22:00:03 UTC
What if they're all the same guy?

Sadly, I don't feel like that would make this any stranger...

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#55 - 2012-08-03 22:14:18 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
What if they're all the same guy?

Sadly, I don't feel like that would make this any stranger...

What if we are all just his alts and we don't even know it?
Fade Azura
Weaponized Autists Cartel
#56 - 2012-08-04 23:01:41 UTC
Taraxon Taranogas wrote:
Still a better love story than Twilight.


haha well said sir
Aloysius X Pendergast
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#57 - 2012-08-05 00:35:04 UTC
Otto Phallatio wrote:
I imagine the thief will be humming a happy tune while he mucks out toilets at the elementary school, har har har....



Sadly the union worker who "mucks out the toilets" probably makes much more than you do.
Shukuzen Kiraa
Wildlands Tactical Response Unit
Out of the Blue.
#58 - 2012-08-05 14:58:29 UTC
Xaraphys wrote:
rofl is this all you can come up with some stupid chatlogs your 3 yo brother made ?
I think they are upset that there little plan didn't work out they way they wanted it to .
Keep on crying guys and let the whole world know ''E.D.D. are FAIL corp thief's''


this is truly EPIC


Actually...all I see is the guys who got stolen from keeping their cool about the whole thing and calmly discussing what happened...while the ones who stole, acting like 7yr olds whining and making stupid comments. Keep going though... it's entertaining to read.
Radien Zandos
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2012-08-06 04:50:58 UTC
all i can say is. welcome to test Lol
Otto Phallatio
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2012-08-06 13:38:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Otto Phallatio
Aloysius X Pendergast wrote:
Otto Phallatio wrote:
I imagine the thief will be humming a happy tune while he mucks out toilets at the elementary school, har har har....



Sadly the union worker who "mucks out the toilets" probably makes much more than you do.


Lol, since this is teh intertoobz, I won't get into how much I make, but let's just say I am one of the people in life who take a big dump in the toilet, not one that comes anywhere near cleaning one. The "much more" gave me good laugh.
I assumed he cleans toilets, or performs some other menial task, or perhaps just live at home with mommy and daddy, since anyone that would spend MONTHS working to steal 2k WORTH of internet spaceship money is probably hard up IRL , for cash AND personal validation. His endless droning and giggling about those 'delicious tears' and other such silliness is extra extra funny. In fact, any time I see a person making comments like that, I can't help but see a person IRL, who has a relatively meaningless life, most likely not getting any regular punani, working some ****** job, getting walked on by everyone.
Then they discovered internet spaceships.
I'm not begrudging anyone for taking the only chance they will likely ever get in life to have power over another person, or inflict emotional harm on them, it is probably the only chance they will ever get in life to be in that position.
Do what floats your boat, this is a sandbox. I'm glad they do it, because I find the angst of the victims funny, since this is a game, and the perpetrators are funny for the level of self satisfaction they get from spending SOOOOOOOO much time doing the crime.
Riddle me this: would a guy making good money and living a good life and getting some good a$$ whenever they want it, spend months to steal a little bit of video game loot?

And YARRRRRRR!!!!! Eff you for making me break character. Pirate

edit: and you missed my point entirely , I was just saying that this probably gave him quite the morale boost while he was trapped in the real world flipping burgers, mucking toilets, holding open doors, working a cash register, w/e it is he does, lol.

"You know, one in the pink, three in the stink... romance!"