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Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-07-17 00:31:08 UTC
Reduce mining yield by 90%
Reduce dps of all ships by 90%
Increase all hitpoints by 1000%
Decrease warp speeds to 0.01au/s
Decrease all ship speeds by 90%

EVE too fast.
Jamagh
Grand Violations
#2 - 2012-07-17 00:32:56 UTC
Someone give this troll a bridge.

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Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#3 - 2012-07-17 00:36:40 UTC
+1

Great idea, supported.

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Xinivrae
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-07-17 00:40:40 UTC
You could've just been a cool kid like everyone else and made fun of the original thread. I'm not sure what the point of this is, well yes I do, but it's dumb.
DrSmegma
Smegma United
#5 - 2012-07-17 00:44:23 UTC
Stupid idea. -1

Eve too complicated? Try Astrum Regatta.
Hiyora Akachi
Blood Alcohol Content
T O P S H E L F
#6 - 2012-07-17 00:55:22 UTC
I would love this, purely for the lol factor.

Also, screw you Smegma! Your idea was just as bad and nowhere near as funny.
Sabrina Solette
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-07-17 00:59:15 UTC
May I suggest if you want to slow your pace down, that you go outside and watch the grass grow, I'm sure you'll find it just as entertaining.
Velarra
#8 - 2012-07-17 01:37:00 UTC
You know, - there is a certain entertainment value to be had from flying a freighter across huge AU systems. You have such a large, slow ship that the journey from one gate to the next genuinely feels quite profound.
Grey Azorria
Federation Industries
#9 - 2012-07-17 01:51:58 UTC
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
Reduce mining yield by 90%
Reduce dps of all ships by 90%
Increase all hitpoints by 1000%
Decrease warp speeds to 0.01au/s
Decrease all ship speeds by 90%

EVE too fast.

Follow a large fleet around and live in perma-TiDi if you really want to slow stuff down

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Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#10 - 2012-07-17 07:24:37 UTC
Presumably skill training would need to slow by 90% as well?

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Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#11 - 2012-07-17 07:44:54 UTC
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
Reduce mining yield by 90%
Reduce dps of all ships by 90%
Increase all hitpoints by 1000%
Decrease warp speeds to 0.01au/s
Decrease all ship speeds by 90%

EVE too fast.


+1 for the funny, blatant troll Lol

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Jafit
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-07-17 09:48:20 UTC
Jamagh wrote:
Someone give this troll a bridge.


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Nihi Lismus
A Lone Wolf Inc.
#13 - 2012-07-17 11:57:26 UTC
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
*snip*
Decrease warp speeds to 0.01au/s
Decrease all ship speeds by 90%

EVE too fast.

hell yea!
take a frighter, set it on Autopilot one time across the Highsec and go away for one or two weeks!

I like xD


not

Helft dem Kleinkünstler!
Boomhaur
#14 - 2012-07-17 12:01:07 UTC
Not good enough OP I want all ship speeds reduced by 95%. And every player to be forced to use a dial up connection or a "clone" of it if it is not available. Something in which gives you that dial up noise when connecting which takes minutes to do, patches will take weeks. And there to be drop connections randomly with a 10x bounus to drop connection in critacal moments and +33% modifier to drop connections to the FC and anyone gang boosting. It's a tall task but I believe CCP will be up for it.

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Alphea Abbra
Project Promethion
#15 - 2012-07-17 12:06:50 UTC
Boomhaur wrote:
Not good enough OP I want all ship speeds reduced by 95%. And every player to be forced to use a dial up connection or a "clone" of it if it is not available. Something in which gives you that dial up noise when connecting which takes minutes to do, patches will take weeks. And there to be drop connections randomly with a 10x bounus to drop connection in critacal moments and +33% modifier to drop connections to the FC and anyone gang boosting. It's a tall task but I believe CCP will be up for it.

That +33% modifier to FC's ang boosters should also apply in situations such as Alliance Tournaments, I presume?
Tor Gungnir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2012-07-17 12:09:45 UTC
Sorry, I just gotta go fast.

Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
YuuKnow
The Scope
#17 - 2012-07-17 13:25:51 UTC  |  Edited by: YuuKnow
Eve ship combat is either blob (yuck) or *spastastic* with everyship zooming around at 1200 - 6000 m/s like space fighters.

It would be interesting to imagine how Eve would have evolved if there were no MicroWarps... I kindof wish there was another FiS developer out there that would make an Eve competitor, but with alternative game mechanics to see how combat would have changed feel. My gut however says that slower = more blobs, but it would be an interesting experiment.

Maybe make a WH where ship MW are cut by 70%, Damage output cut by 30%, and shield/armor reps/transfer are cut by 90%.

yk
Dusenman
Sensible People
Sigma Grindset
#18 - 2012-07-17 14:23:31 UTC
YuuKnow wrote:

Maybe make a WH where ship MW are cut by 70%, Damage output cut by 30%, and shield/armor reps/transfer are cut by 90%.

yk



Boring a hell, but that might give the OP what they are looking for.

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stoicfaux
#19 - 2012-07-17 14:30:37 UTC
+1

Also, we need a Pause button for when the wife/baby/toddler/Jehovah's Witnesses intrude with their needs.

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Hrothgar Nilsson
#20 - 2012-07-17 14:44:47 UTC
Boomhaur wrote:
Not good enough OP I want all ship speeds reduced by 95%. And every player to be forced to use a dial up connection or a "clone" of it if it is not available. Something in which gives you that dial up noise when connecting which takes minutes to do, patches will take weeks. And there to be drop connections randomly with a 10x bounus to drop connection in critacal moments and +33% modifier to drop connections to the FC and anyone gang boosting. It's a tall task but I believe CCP will be up for it.

There are actually 56k emulators. Seriously. Google it.

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Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...
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