Market Discussions

Greetings, Market Discussions!

My name is Lyris Nairn, and I want you to give me some of your space money so that I can give it to some other goons. We'll give it back, I promise.

As my corp mate Kalrand has mentioned in the past—and which I have also mentioned—there exists a disparity between the rates of interest common in the Market Discussions forum and those available within GoonSwarm Federation member contracts. You may recall that Kalrand ran a successful investment series predicated on this disparity. and that I also ran this scamthis offering last year near the beginning of the fall semester. The goal of that venture, as with the one I am proposing, is to take public money at a relatively low rate of interest and invest it in the offerings available within the Goonswarm Federation member contracts at a relatively high rate of interest. I am prepared to offer the public 5%.

First off, I should let you guys know that I am shamelessly copying and pasting that old thread for most of the body of this one, because I am not an original or imaginative thinker.

Secondly, the potential investor should be aware that I am not an accountant or a market whiz. I don't know a lot of economics-specific jargon, but I do possess a firm command of the English language and will be happy to answer any questions. I am mostly pursuing this project because it allows me to collect a bit of extra income for minimal effort.

Finally, I should inform you guys who clicked on the thread without reading its title that I am a member of GoonWaffe, the primary corporation of Goonswarm Federation. Goonswarm has a long history of scamming pubbies (people like you!) out of their money. Popular wisdom would tell you that I’m just going to take your money and walk.

So what’s the deal?

I intend to take your money, in 1 billion ISK increments, and invest it in loans that are simply not available to the general public. I will give you 5% of your principal every month, on or about the 1st. This offering will close and the principal will be returned after 3 months of its start date. I will maintain a dialog here in this thread or subsequent ones to keep the public aware of how the money is being used similar to how Kalrand did for his bond series.

There will be no audit because submitting my API information would be a breech of sensitive information, and there will be no collateral at this time because I am presently keeping my personal wealth tied up in exactly the sort of investment that I am asking the public for money to continue and expand. I will keep my personal wallet separate from the transactions and funds related to this offering by use of an alt.

If you’re still reading this at this point (which I doubt), then perhaps you are interested in investing.

Quick Facts!
- Minimum Investment: 1 billion
- Maximum Investment: 5 billion
- Term of Investment: 3 months
- Rate of Interest: 5%

Seems legit.

goon alt detected,.... this is 100% scam...

Sky Financier of my Heart.

Are you the new Jerry Pepridge?

I was honestly expecting at least some discussion about this, but perhaps the forums have declined.

That's because nobody cares about this. If you have enough isk to warrant thinking about investing it with other people, then you know how to invest it yourself to make the same profit with no need to trust others.

Edit: Unless you're a scrublord who buys plexes and sells them for isk lololololol.

Also obligatory "I pledge 20bil"

Nope. I do not trust any person who makes a spelling mistake. No ISK from me or my henchmen.