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Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#1 - 2012-07-15 19:21:51 UTC
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1456635/

I assume the guy on the cover is mittens.
The smile is right anyways lol

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Karadion Kohlar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-07-15 19:25:39 UTC
0/10
Rain King
Playing Alone Sucks
#3 - 2012-07-15 19:26:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain King
Watched the movie, it's so not about any goonies. He likes to beat wholesale a$$, but is otherwise a very polite and empathic character. It is his overblown sense of protection that leads him to get into scrums.
Dave Stark
#4 - 2012-07-15 19:28:33 UTC
i was expecting this.
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#5 - 2012-07-15 19:32:41 UTC
Dave stark wrote:
i was expecting this.


Yeah but the Goonies dont randomly murder everyone around then and cause as much havoc and meyhem as possible "for the lulz"

Movie totally is out of character

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Dave Stark
#6 - 2012-07-15 19:36:17 UTC
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Dave stark wrote:
i was expecting this.


Yeah but the Goonies dont randomly murder everyone around then and cause as much havoc and meyhem as possible "for the lulz"

Movie totally is out of character


so basically you want them to re-make american psycho and title it "episode 1: revenge of the goons" or something?
Alara IonStorm
#7 - 2012-07-15 21:01:31 UTC
They need to make a real Goon Movie now.

---

An Evil Empire.

A Massive War Machine.

An endless Battlefleet of chaos and destruction..

Dedicated to picking on people then laughing at them.


Goonswarm.

Coming January 1st, 2013
Sarmea Moon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-07-15 21:08:13 UTC
"We are the Goonsquad and we're coming to town"


At the 1 min mark. I've always thought this song/video was perfect:)

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse [lady of commercial virtue]. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.- James Nicoll
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-07-15 21:09:04 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:


An Evil Empire.

A Massive War Machine.

An endless Battlefleet of chaos and destruction..

Dedicated to picking on people then laughing at them.

....


Sounds a little bit like Full Metal Jacket, no?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#10 - 2012-07-15 21:54:02 UTC
Dave stark wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Dave stark wrote:
i was expecting this.


Yeah but the Goonies dont randomly murder everyone around then and cause as much havoc and meyhem as possible "for the lulz"

Movie totally is out of character


so basically you want them to re-make american psycho and title it "episode 1: revenge of the goons" or something?


meh more like Natural Born killers but where they actively destroy countries lol

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Andrey Wartooth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-07-15 22:01:19 UTC
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
0/10
Caucus Prime
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-07-16 00:25:47 UTC
Karadion Kohlar=0/10
Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-07-16 00:56:24 UTC
Dave stark wrote:
i was expecting this.


I was thinking more http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#14 - 2012-07-16 01:35:24 UTC
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1456635/

I assume the guy on the cover is mittens.
The smile is right anyways lol


Hello NPC corp forum alt, how are you today? I am fine.

GAS THREAD AND BAN OP.

.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-07-16 01:45:43 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Tyrozan
No More Heroes wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1456635/

I assume the guy on the cover is mittens.
The smile is right anyways lol


Hello NPC corp forum alt, how are you today? I am fine.

GAS THREAD AND BAN OP.


-snip-

Edited: Attack on moderators. - ISD Tyrozan

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#16 - 2012-07-16 01:46:34 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
No More Heroes wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1456635/

I assume the guy on the cover is mittens.
The smile is right anyways lol


Hello NPC corp forum alt, how are you today? I am fine.

GAS THREAD AND BAN OP.


CCP's unpaid, unsupervised, unvetted, forum moderators don't close shitposts belonging to non-goons. That would be unbiased and we can't have that.


They dont close/moderate posts done BY Goons either your point?

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-07-16 01:50:13 UTC
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
No More Heroes wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1456635/

I assume the guy on the cover is mittens.
The smile is right anyways lol


Hello NPC corp forum alt, how are you today? I am fine.

GAS THREAD AND BAN OP.


CCP's unpaid, unsupervised, unvetted, forum moderators don't close shitposts belonging to non-goons. That would be unbiased and we can't have that.


They dont close/moderate posts done BY Goons either your point?


My point is you should leave the shitposting up to the professionals. We have considerably more training and experience in making terrible unfunny posts than you do. Contact one of our recruiters if you'd like to enroll in one of our shitposting seminars.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#18 - 2012-07-16 01:53:21 UTC
Natural Born Killers imho is the best paralell.

Media whores, with a complete lack of sophistication, but brilliant execution and an extremely warped sense of importance. Furthermore they perhaps dillusionally so think they are teaching worldly lessons.

The whole anti-hero gimmick works too.

Now with 100% less Troll.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2012-07-16 01:53:54 UTC
Tom Gerard wrote:
Natural Born Killers imho is the best paralell.

Media whores, with a complete lack of sophistication, but brilliant execution and an extremely warped sense of importance. Furthermore they perhaps dillusionally so think they are teaching worldly lessons.

The whole anti-hero gimmick works too.


See this guy gets it.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-07-16 07:01:09 UTC
You could have at least double checked the spelling in your title.

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