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Killing Miners - Now I get it

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Pipa Porto
#81 - 2012-07-15 04:06:10 UTC
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Dairy Product wrote:


for the sake of the challenge


Yeah they say that in WoW too and my friend's daughter was playing that at 6

"for the sake of the challenge" that a 7 year old can do... some challenge


The only reason it's not challenging to profitably gank a Hulk is because the miners refuse to make it challenging.

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Dairy Product
Freerange Fedo Milks and Yogurts
#82 - 2012-07-15 04:09:28 UTC
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Dairy Product wrote:


for the sake of the challenge


Yeah they say that in WoW too and my friend's daughter was playing that at 6

"for the sake of the challenge" that a 7 year old can do... some challenge

I don't think you read my post.

"the challenge" did not refer to warping into an ice belt 10km from a ship and activating overloaded high slots.

it referred to creating the calculator specialized to make sure that when I did activate those highs, that they would make the ship pop for certain.
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#83 - 2012-07-15 04:30:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Antisocial Malkavian
Pipa Porto wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Dairy Product wrote:


for the sake of the challenge


Yeah they say that in WoW too and my friend's daughter was playing that at 6

"for the sake of the challenge" that a 7 year old can do... some challenge


The only reason it's not challenging to profitably gank a Hulk is because the miners refuse to make it challenging.


Yeah I just went to 0.0 instead.

Safer down there to mine

Also; why tank when you can cry to CCP and make them "fix" the ships? (thats sarcasm btw)

Dairy Product wrote:

I don't think you read my post.

"the challenge" did not refer to warping into an ice belt 10km from a ship and activating overloaded high slots.

it referred to creating the calculator specialized to make sure that when I did activate those highs, that they would make the ship pop for certain.


Yeah or you just go to any of the thousands of threads on the internet that tell you how to do this and use any fit the Goons reccomend

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#84 - 2012-07-15 04:34:41 UTC  |  Edited by: baltec1
BoBoZoBo wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:

The only reason Suicide Ganking is profitable and easy is that Miners refuse to counter it.


Counter with what - T2 drones and a mining laser. Roll
Come on. You are seriously saying thats the ONLY reason suicide ganking is easy. You completely deny the fact that attacking a mining ship that cannot fight back with a destroyer is not what makes it easy? LOL



Hulks have a tank in the same class as heavy assault ships and a drone bay for a flight of Vespa EC-600s. Most miners ignore these things and fit things that make them tank even less than a unfitted hulk.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#85 - 2012-07-15 04:36:27 UTC
Dairy Product wrote:
BoBoZoBo wrote:

I mean, there is now way around it, suicide-ganking is easier and cheaper than mining. If you guys do it because it fun, so be it, this is EVE and I ain't gonna hate, but dont try to convince us its a challenging thing to do. Come on.

It might be "easy" if all you do is load two destroyers with blasters and pray that it will do enough damage to kill a miner.

Some of us are a little bit more careful though, and cover our bases for the sake of the challenge among other things. When I decided I was going to start ganking ships, I went into excel to start a calculator that was general enough to accomodate for different weapon types and hull resistances etc.

I've gone so far now that I calculate shield and armor repped and regen between each volley so I know down to the tenth of a second how much time it will take to kill a given hull - basically I've recreated every calculation that happens in game when a weapon hits a ship of a given profile.

And thanks to the helpful resource of Tippia I know the times for each security system and can thus enter in just a few values to solve for the minimum amount of DPS (and the em/therm/kin/exp profile) needed to kill any sort of ship in high sec before CONCORD jams me.

Sure all of what I did is not necessary for a gank - but I do this type of thing because EVE inspires me to do so, and that's why I love this game.

In conclusion, I wanted to make clear that belittling others doesn't do much except make you more susceptible to the clever ones that you've overlooked because of a need to emotionally cope.

Expect every miner to have a well-fitted Hulk with 30k EHP. Expect every ganker to have done the math with extreme rigor.

Once you expect the most of your enemies, you'll be able to enjoy one of the best fruits of fierce competition - respect for a good opponent.

Oh, do you have any interesting statistics on the sort of "damage to kill" you seen on hulks in the idea?

It would be interesting to move from a kill-mail based "this is a failfit" to a chart of, say, cumulative distribution of hulks by "damage to kill".

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#86 - 2012-07-15 04:50:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Dairy Product
Alavaria Fera wrote:

Oh, do you have any interesting statistics on the sort of "damage to kill" you seen on hulks in the idea?

It would be interesting to move from a kill-mail based "this is a failfit" to a chart of, say, cumulative distribution of hulks by "damage to kill".

no i haven't collected anything, but I do have a value for total damage taken minus excess damage on the final volley, which is effective hitpoints for the encounter, as opposed to the omni damage profile it normally draws the number from - but EFT can also give you a good idea of that pretty quickly if you set up custom damage profiles.

i didn't tinker with the fits of the hulks as much as I did with the volley times and damage types of the attacking ships.
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#87 - 2012-07-15 05:15:03 UTC
Pipa Porto wrote:

1. It's likely that the preparatory work is something that the 7 year old would be unable to accomplish on their own.

my 6yo daughter plays The Sims well from start (choosing family and house). So nope: buying stuff and fitting is not a task only "amateur" can do

Pipa Porto wrote:

2. When has CCP made ganking easier? Name one time that ganking got an overall buff (Crucible gave it a big nerf to go along with its small buff, btw)

mmmm... let me guess: maybe when they refined hybrid turrets and Catalyst became great DPS machine? Cool

Pipa Porto wrote:

3. Then you could argue that just about all PvP is dumbed down. You could train a 6 year old to follow an FC's commands in about the same amount of time as it takes to teach her how to gank.

i don't speak about "all PVP" but i don't take ganking as PVP. Formally it is but ganker and miner both do like NPC Lol

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#88 - 2012-07-15 05:17:22 UTC
March rabbit wrote:



mmmm... let me guess: maybe when they refined hybrid turrets and Catalyst became great DPS machine? Cool



Show me a catalist fit that can break a tanked hulk in 7 seconds.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#89 - 2012-07-15 05:20:26 UTC
Dairy Product wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:

Oh, do you have any interesting statistics on the sort of "damage to kill" you seen on hulks in the idea?

It would be interesting to move from a kill-mail based "this is a failfit" to a chart of, say, cumulative distribution of hulks by "damage to kill".

no i haven't collected anything, but I do have a value for total damage taken minus excess damage on the final volley, which is effective hitpoints for the encounter, as opposed to the omni damage profile it normally draws the number from - but EFT can also give you a good idea of that pretty quickly if you set up custom damage profiles.

i didn't tinker with the fits of the hulks as much as I did with the volley times and damage types of the attacking ships.

Yes, some hulks are clever and set their tanks for blaster DPS (of course, you might want to make sure you don't have any specific holes).

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Suqq Madiq
#90 - 2012-07-15 05:36:01 UTC
Dairy Product wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Dairy Product wrote:


for the sake of the challenge


Yeah they say that in WoW too and my friend's daughter was playing that at 6

"for the sake of the challenge" that a 7 year old can do... some challenge

I don't think you read my post.

"the challenge" did not refer to warping into an ice belt 10km from a ship and activating overloaded high slots.

it referred to creating the calculator specialized to make sure that when I did activate those highs, that they would make the ship pop for certain.


Stop pretending you had to do any work, at all, whatsoever, when the work was done long before you came along by people a lot smarter than you.

You can also stop boasting about how amazing, proprietary and complex your Excel spreadsheet is, because when it comes down to it, it's all just simple arithmetic. IF X > Y, You win! IF X < Y, You lose!
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#91 - 2012-07-15 05:39:33 UTC
Suqq Madiq wrote:


Stop pretending you had to do any work, at all, whatsoever, when the work was done long before you came along by people a lot smarter than you.



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Pipa Porto
#92 - 2012-07-15 05:52:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Pipa Porto
March rabbit wrote:

my 6yo daughter plays The Sims well from start (choosing family and house). So nope: buying stuff and fitting is not a task only "amateur" can do


The 6 year old didn't do the theorycrafting that lets Hulk ganks be profitable.

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mmmm... let me guess: maybe when they refined hybrid turrets and Catalyst became great DPS machine? Cool


Countered by the Insurance Nerf. It costs the same (well, more, actually) to gank with a Catalyst now as it cost to gank with a Thorax before Crucible, and with identical results. I said overall buff; you have to take into account all the changes that happened with Crucible and not rush to focus on one.

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i don't speak about "all PVP" but i don't take ganking as PVP. Formally it is but ganker and miner both do like NPC Lol


Ok, you don't like it. That's fine. Don't do it. Other people do like it. The beauty of EvE is that it lets you do whatever you like, subject only to the collective whims of other players.

It is undeniably PvP though. There's a player on each end, and a violence in the middle.

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-RubyPorto

Dasola
New Edens Freeports
#93 - 2012-07-15 09:10:20 UTC
So all these suicide gankers that think theyre so elite and then theres 7 year old kid that does the same with no understainding of game mechanics... Good for the kid, shame on gankers Big smile

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Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#94 - 2012-07-15 09:24:01 UTC
Postin' in another "Gankers suck cause I am too lazy (and stupid) to fit a tank" thread.
Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#95 - 2012-07-15 12:34:21 UTC
Post has less to do with suicide ganking and more to do with the "skill" of "l33t" PVP'ers. Go ahead, deny it to yourself all you want. The rest of us know the truth. Big smile

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#96 - 2012-07-15 12:56:19 UTC
Dasola wrote:
So all these suicide gankers that think theyre so elite and then theres 7 year old kid that does the same with no understainding of game mechanics... Good for the kid, shame on gankers Big smile


Miners are so easy to kill even a child can beat them. Says a lot for the quality of the miners more I would say.
Generals4
#97 - 2012-07-15 13:12:50 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Dasola wrote:
So all these suicide gankers that think theyre so elite and then theres 7 year old kid that does the same with no understainding of game mechanics... Good for the kid, shame on gankers Big smile


Miners are so easy to kill even a child can beat them. Says a lot for the quality of the miners more I would say.


With the exception of remaining actively aligned to something and warping out the moment an obvious suicide gank ship warps in there is NOTHING a miner can do. Even going for more tank cannot stop being ganked. All the gankers ever need to do is getting a bigger ship or more folks but it will always end up in a miner being killed in a way a 7y old can replicate.

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#98 - 2012-07-15 13:21:16 UTC
Generals4 wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
Dasola wrote:
So all these suicide gankers that think theyre so elite and then theres 7 year old kid that does the same with no understainding of game mechanics... Good for the kid, shame on gankers Big smile

Miners are so easy to kill even a child can beat them. Says a lot for the quality of the miners more I would say.

With the exception of remaining actively aligned to something and warping out the moment an obvious suicide gank ship warps in there is NOTHING a miner can do. Even going for more tank cannot stop being ganked. All the gankers ever need to do is getting a bigger ship or more folks but it will always end up in a miner being killed in a way a 7y old can replicate.

Ah yes, the "never not buff tank" because "they can always bring more."

Now it's "enough 7year olds can kill my hulk."


Excellent.

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#99 - 2012-07-15 13:40:49 UTC
Generals4 wrote:


With the exception of remaining actively aligned to something and warping out the moment an obvious suicide gank ship warps in there is NOTHING a miner can do. Even going for more tank cannot stop being ganked. All the gankers ever need to do is getting a bigger ship or more folks but it will always end up in a miner being killed in a way a 7y old can replicate.


Gankers can also gank the veldnought if they bring enough 7 year olds. Hulks get a heavy assault ship class tank, I guess we also need to buff the tank on them too.
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#100 - 2012-07-15 13:45:30 UTC
NullGain wrote:
This video from another post says it all.

Ganking Miners - So easy a 7-year-old can do it, (while being coached)

So this is what is considered a challenge in EVE these days. This is why people log in? To do something a 7 year old can do having never done it before! And they say Carebears aren't playing the game and EVE has a high learning curve

Forget all those cool videos about building empires, building ships... save yourselves time and money and just show this video for promo from now on.

HAHA -snip-
Pathetic

Humor factor reduced by removal of excessive number of hahas.

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