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Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#21 - 2012-07-14 00:54:06 UTC
Eh? What's this thread aboot?

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MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#22 - 2012-07-14 01:04:27 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
Eh? What's this thread aboot?



hosers

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MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#23 - 2012-07-14 01:47:38 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

Not sure eh, but I tink its aboot Canada.

History of Canada's name:

A bunch of guys grabbed a Scrabble game and started pulling letters to name the country.

First letter is pulled, "C, ay"
Second letter is pulled, "N, ay"
Last letter is pulled, "D, ay"

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Jayrendo Karr
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-07-14 01:56:07 UTC
Forum Foreplay wrote:
Canada has a Navy?


He docks the tug boat at half past ten most days.
Chokichi Ozuwara
Perkone
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-07-14 03:04:34 UTC
Nationalism is for retards.

Tears will be shed and pants will need to be changed all round.
Nate Nichols
GWA Corp
#26 - 2012-07-14 03:16:20 UTC
Grandpa Bill wrote:
About 45 years ago, Grandma and myself went to Canada fer a visit. I noticed a lot of their squirrels are black which is somethen I prefer cause then I could see em better to chase em away from me bird feeders. The people were friendly too, got lost a couple of times and had some help findin our way to town... good people. Not like the people I have around me right now. A feller down the hall likes to run around the home in his boxers. Gave Grandma a fright the other mornin.



I don't understand exactly but I have a vague feeling this is both clever and humorous.
stoicfaux
#27 - 2012-07-14 03:25:10 UTC
TJ McGay wrote:
I have never experienced so much hate for Canada as I have in this game. If racism isn't tolerated then why are people not being banned for the continuous barrage of anti-Canadian insults that I am forced to endure day after day? People need to grow up or Canadians will stop playing this game. We are a patient lot but don't insult our honour.


Think of it as preparation for the future. You're not being insulted because you're Canadian. You're being insulted because you're American (as in US Americans.)

Global warming thaws out Canada exposing Canada's (and the Arctic's) mineral wealth for exploitation. Global warming also causes the temperate agricultural zone to shift north. The US annexes Canada for obvious reasons. This makes everyone else insult you because they're still jealous of the USA's wealth, vast land, and potential.

On the plus side, your problem with the French Separatists is solved. On the down side, you'll need to get used to drinking a *lot* of Bud Light.

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Alara IonStorm
#28 - 2012-07-14 03:25:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
Anyone in this who hasn't seen Canadian Bacon go watch it right now.

Best Movie.

Trailer
Equus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2012-07-14 03:35:38 UTC
TJ McGay wrote:
I have never experienced so much hate for Canada as I have in this game. If racism isn't tolerated then why are people not being banned for the continuous barrage of anti-Canadian insults that I am forced to endure day after day? People need to grow up or Canadians will stop playing this game. We are a patient lot but don't insult our honour.



O Canada!
Our home and native land
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.


I am Canadian and I have never been insulted, are you from Ontario or Quebec? If you are that may explain it.... Twisted
Benjamin Eastwood
#30 - 2012-07-14 03:44:37 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
TJ McGay wrote:
I have never experienced so much hate for Canada as I have in this game. If racism isn't tolerated then why are people not being banned for the continuous barrage of anti-Canadian insults that I am forced to endure day after day? People need to grow up or Canadians will stop playing this game. We are a patient lot but don't insult our honour.


Think of it as preparation for the future. You're not being insulted because you're Canadian. You're being insulted because you're American (as in US Americans.)

Global warming thaws out Canada exposing Canada's (and the Arctic's) mineral wealth for exploitation. Global warming also causes the temperate agricultural zone to shift north. The US annexes Canada for obvious reasons. This makes everyone else insult you because they're still jealous of the USA's wealth, vast land, and potential.

On the plus side, your problem with the French Separatists is solved. On the down side, you'll need to get used to drinking a *lot* of Bud Light.



Like Canadian beers are really any better

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Chokichi Ozuwara
Perkone
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-07-14 03:56:22 UTC
Benjamin Eastwood wrote:
Like Canadian beers are really any better

Gomer, it's time for you to leave Dixieland. It's time to see the world.

Tears will be shed and pants will need to be changed all round.
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2012-07-14 04:15:57 UTC
I never hated Canada before, but now I'm tempted to try it out. Seems like a fun time.
oo5
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2012-07-14 05:07:11 UTC
Benjamin Eastwood wrote:

Like Canadian beers are really any better


Better? i dunno, free maybe? Free Beer!




Canadian Eh.

Chlanna nan con thigibh a so's gheibh sibh feoil
Alara IonStorm
#34 - 2012-07-14 05:10:19 UTC
oo5 wrote:

Canadian Eh.

That is awesome.
Abel Merkabah
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-07-14 05:13:13 UTC
How can someone hate Canada. The documentary Strange Brew showed everyone how great them hosers are...

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Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2012-07-14 05:16:00 UTC
Thanks for maple syrup and hockey, hosers

Hello, hello again.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#37 - 2012-07-14 05:16:35 UTC
Well, at least he spelt "honour" correctly.

Eh.

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Pipa Porto
#38 - 2012-07-14 05:21:56 UTC
Degren wrote:
Thanks for maple syrup and hockey, hosers


Real Maple Syrup comes from Vermont.

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Nav illus
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2012-07-14 05:28:49 UTC
Canadian here. I have personaly been on the receiving end of anti-canadian sentiment, but realy guys, why would you ever take anyone seriously on that?
Think about it.
Pipa Porto
#40 - 2012-07-14 05:38:08 UTC
Nav illus wrote:
Canadian here. I have personaly been on the receiving end of anti-canadian sentiment, but realy guys, why would you ever take anyone seriously on that?
Think about it.


Waitaminute... you guys get internet access up there now?

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