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ChromeStriker
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#401 - 2012-07-06 12:03:35 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Moved a chunk of my story here (from A gang's first flight), as per user suggestion:

After that Drake kill we moved on to the next system and noticed that a pirate has been following us. He’s in a Rupture. While two of us wait at a safe, our Pilgrim pilot is cloaked outside a station, waiting to see if the Rupture shows up. Eventually he does and the Pilgrim engages. Unfortunately for us, the Pilgrim doesn’t have much of a tank and goes down from a combination of the station guns and the Rupture.

When we land we engage the Rupture and bring him down to less than half armor before he is finally able to dock again. A few seconds later, he undocks (with full armor again) and tackles me. Tanking the station guns for a few minutes now, I chose to dock and call for the Myrmidon to do the same. Clearly, we weren’t going to win a docking game with this guy.

I congratulate the Rupture for his kill, but the Pilgrim pilot wasn’t so impressed: “Nice station guns,” he says.

“A win is a win,” says the Rupture pilot. True enough.

About 20 minutes later (back from a quick bite to eat, while waiting for the global criminal to expire), I noticed that the Rupture pilot was challenging me to a duel. I notice his employment history and point out that he will no doubt win as I am flying a larger ship with very few skills and he has a few years on me. He insists that it will be close.

My two fellow pilots also insist I fight, already forming their own plan.

“Fine,” I say, and we pick a scenic orbit above a planet as our fighting spot. The Pilgrim pilot was on his way back with a Curse and the Myrmidon pilot was one system over. They notice that the Rupture had some backup of his own: a Hurricane was also in the neighboring system.

As the fight progresses, it becomes painfully clear to me that my Harbinger (Rage, I believe I named it) was no match for the swifter Rupture and its more experienced pilot. I call my fellow pilots on vent to jump in the fight; I know I was going to die, but I wanted the Rupture to go down with me. As they enter the system, the Hurricane arrives at the duel site, apparently noticing the Myrmidon and Curse activity and preemptively moved in.

“He’s just here to make sure the fight doesn’t get interrupted,” says the Rupture pilot.

The Curse and Myrmidon jump in, and I switch my guns (missing the Rupture most of the time) to the Hurricane. After my Harbinger finally goes down, I warp out and listen on Vent as the Curse and Myrmidon finish off the Rupture and score the Hurricane as a bonus.

“You have no honor,” says the Rupture pilot after the fighting ends. “In EVE, reputation is everything. You should’ve just taken the loss.”

They leave the system and we go back and salvage the wrecks. As we prepared to leave, the Rupture pilot showed up again – this time in a Myrmidon – and challenged us once more.

Then I remembered something he said earlier.

“A win is a win.”

And we leave.

Kills:
Rupture
Hurricane
Drake: (not showing up for some reason, will link as soon as it does).

+1 If you enjoyed!


cowardly

No Worries
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#402 - 2012-07-06 12:16:55 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Moved a chunk of my story here (from A gang's first flight), as per user suggestion:

After that Drake kill we moved on to the next system and noticed that a pirate has been following us. He’s in a Rupture. While two of us wait at a safe, our Pilgrim pilot is cloaked outside a station, waiting to see if the Rupture shows up. Eventually he does and the Pilgrim engages. Unfortunately for us, the Pilgrim doesn’t have much of a tank and goes down from a combination of the station guns and the Rupture.

When we land we engage the Rupture and bring him down to less than half armor before he is finally able to dock again. A few seconds later, he undocks (with full armor again) and tackles me. Tanking the station guns for a few minutes now, I chose to dock and call for the Myrmidon to do the same. Clearly, we weren’t going to win a docking game with this guy.

I congratulate the Rupture for his kill, but the Pilgrim pilot wasn’t so impressed: “Nice station guns,” he says.

“A win is a win,” says the Rupture pilot. True enough.

About 20 minutes later (back from a quick bite to eat, while waiting for the global criminal to expire), I noticed that the Rupture pilot was challenging me to a duel. I notice his employment history and point out that he will no doubt win as I am flying a larger ship with very few skills and he has a few years on me. He insists that it will be close.

My two fellow pilots also insist I fight, already forming their own plan.

“Fine,” I say, and we pick a scenic orbit above a planet as our fighting spot. The Pilgrim pilot was on his way back with a Curse and the Myrmidon pilot was one system over. They notice that the Rupture had some backup of his own: a Hurricane was also in the neighboring system.

As the fight progresses, it becomes painfully clear to me that my Harbinger (Rage, I believe I named it) was no match for the swifter Rupture and its more experienced pilot. I call my fellow pilots on vent to jump in the fight; I know I was going to die, but I wanted the Rupture to go down with me. As they enter the system, the Hurricane arrives at the duel site, apparently noticing the Myrmidon and Curse activity and preemptively moved in.

“He’s just here to make sure the fight doesn’t get interrupted,” says the Rupture pilot.

The Curse and Myrmidon jump in, and I switch my guns (missing the Rupture most of the time) to the Hurricane. After my Harbinger finally goes down, I warp out and listen on Vent as the Curse and Myrmidon finish off the Rupture and score the Hurricane as a bonus.

“You have no honor,” says the Rupture pilot after the fighting ends. “In EVE, reputation is everything. You should’ve just taken the loss.”

They leave the system and we go back and salvage the wrecks. As we prepared to leave, the Rupture pilot showed up again – this time in a Myrmidon – and challenged us once more.

Then I remembered something he said earlier.

“A win is a win.”

And we leave.

Kills:
Rupture
Hurricane
Drake: (not showing up for some reason, will link as soon as it does).

+1 If you enjoyed!


they won by kills, they won the isk war they wiped the floor with you guys...

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#403 - 2012-07-06 13:50:43 UTC
ChromeStriker wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Moved a chunk of my story here (from A gang's first flight), as per user suggestion:

After that Drake kill we moved on to the next system and noticed that a pirate has been following us. He’s in a Rupture. While two of us wait at a safe, our Pilgrim pilot is cloaked outside a station, waiting to see if the Rupture shows up. Eventually he does and the Pilgrim engages. Unfortunately for us, the Pilgrim doesn’t have much of a tank and goes down from a combination of the station guns and the Rupture.

When we land we engage the Rupture and bring him down to less than half armor before he is finally able to dock again. A few seconds later, he undocks (with full armor again) and tackles me. Tanking the station guns for a few minutes now, I chose to dock and call for the Myrmidon to do the same. Clearly, we weren’t going to win a docking game with this guy.

I congratulate the Rupture for his kill, but the Pilgrim pilot wasn’t so impressed: “Nice station guns,” he says.

“A win is a win,” says the Rupture pilot. True enough.

About 20 minutes later (back from a quick bite to eat, while waiting for the global criminal to expire), I noticed that the Rupture pilot was challenging me to a duel. I notice his employment history and point out that he will no doubt win as I am flying a larger ship with very few skills and he has a few years on me. He insists that it will be close.

My two fellow pilots also insist I fight, already forming their own plan.

“Fine,” I say, and we pick a scenic orbit above a planet as our fighting spot. The Pilgrim pilot was on his way back with a Curse and the Myrmidon pilot was one system over. They notice that the Rupture had some backup of his own: a Hurricane was also in the neighboring system.

As the fight progresses, it becomes painfully clear to me that my Harbinger (Rage, I believe I named it) was no match for the swifter Rupture and its more experienced pilot. I call my fellow pilots on vent to jump in the fight; I know I was going to die, but I wanted the Rupture to go down with me. As they enter the system, the Hurricane arrives at the duel site, apparently noticing the Myrmidon and Curse activity and preemptively moved in.

“He’s just here to make sure the fight doesn’t get interrupted,” says the Rupture pilot.

The Curse and Myrmidon jump in, and I switch my guns (missing the Rupture most of the time) to the Hurricane. After my Harbinger finally goes down, I warp out and listen on Vent as the Curse and Myrmidon finish off the Rupture and score the Hurricane as a bonus.

“You have no honor,” says the Rupture pilot after the fighting ends. “In EVE, reputation is everything. You should’ve just taken the loss.”

They leave the system and we go back and salvage the wrecks. As we prepared to leave, the Rupture pilot showed up again – this time in a Myrmidon – and challenged us once more.

Then I remembered something he said earlier.

“A win is a win.”

And we leave.

Kills:
Rupture
Hurricane
Drake: (not showing up for some reason, will link as soon as it does).

+1 If you enjoyed!


cowardly


So is station humping and challenging pilots with less than 10% of your skill points! But you don't see us crying about it : O

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#404 - 2012-07-06 13:54:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Ristlin Wakefield
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Moved a chunk of my story here (from A gang's first flight), as per user suggestion:

After that Drake kill we moved on to the next system and noticed that a pirate has been following us. He’s in a Rupture. While two of us wait at a safe, our Pilgrim pilot is cloaked outside a station, waiting to see if the Rupture shows up. Eventually he does and the Pilgrim engages. Unfortunately for us, the Pilgrim doesn’t have much of a tank and goes down from a combination of the station guns and the Rupture.

When we land we engage the Rupture and bring him down to less than half armor before he is finally able to dock again. A few seconds later, he undocks (with full armor again) and tackles me. Tanking the station guns for a few minutes now, I chose to dock and call for the Myrmidon to do the same. Clearly, we weren’t going to win a docking game with this guy.

I congratulate the Rupture for his kill, but the Pilgrim pilot wasn’t so impressed: “Nice station guns,” he says.

“A win is a win,” says the Rupture pilot. True enough.

About 20 minutes later (back from a quick bite to eat, while waiting for the global criminal to expire), I noticed that the Rupture pilot was challenging me to a duel. I notice his employment history and point out that he will no doubt win as I am flying a larger ship with very few skills and he has a few years on me. He insists that it will be close.

My two fellow pilots also insist I fight, already forming their own plan.

“Fine,” I say, and we pick a scenic orbit above a planet as our fighting spot. The Pilgrim pilot was on his way back with a Curse and the Myrmidon pilot was one system over. They notice that the Rupture had some backup of his own: a Hurricane was also in the neighboring system.

As the fight progresses, it becomes painfully clear to me that my Harbinger (Rage, I believe I named it) was no match for the swifter Rupture and its more experienced pilot. I call my fellow pilots on vent to jump in the fight; I know I was going to die, but I wanted the Rupture to go down with me. As they enter the system, the Hurricane arrives at the duel site, apparently noticing the Myrmidon and Curse activity and preemptively moved in.

“He’s just here to make sure the fight doesn’t get interrupted,” says the Rupture pilot.

The Curse and Myrmidon jump in, and I switch my guns (missing the Rupture most of the time) to the Hurricane. After my Harbinger finally goes down, I warp out and listen on Vent as the Curse and Myrmidon finish off the Rupture and score the Hurricane as a bonus.

“You have no honor,” says the Rupture pilot after the fighting ends. “In EVE, reputation is everything. You should’ve just taken the loss.”

They leave the system and we go back and salvage the wrecks. As we prepared to leave, the Rupture pilot showed up again – this time in a Myrmidon – and challenged us once more.

Then I remembered something he said earlier.

“A win is a win.”

And we leave.

Kills:
Rupture
Hurricane
Drake: (not showing up for some reason, will link as soon as it does).

+1 If you enjoyed!


they won by kills, they won the isk war they wiped the floor with you guys...


For newcomers, I don't think these results are bad. We are all mostly two- to three-month characters with these as our mains.

The pilgrim loss was regrettable, but doesn't really count in my books. What counts is the last bit where we only lost the Harby and we took out the Rupture and Hurricane from two "experienced" players : O

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
ChromeStriker
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#405 - 2012-07-06 14:07:54 UTC  |  Edited by: ChromeStriker
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
ChromeStriker wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Moved a chunk of my story here (from A gang's first flight), as per user suggestion:

After that Drake kill we moved on to the next system and noticed that a pirate has been following us. He’s in a Rupture. While two of us wait at a safe, our Pilgrim pilot is cloaked outside a station, waiting to see if the Rupture shows up. Eventually he does and the Pilgrim engages. Unfortunately for us, the Pilgrim doesn’t have much of a tank and goes down from a combination of the station guns and the Rupture.

When we land we engage the Rupture and bring him down to less than half armor before he is finally able to dock again. A few seconds later, he undocks (with full armor again) and tackles me. Tanking the station guns for a few minutes now, I chose to dock and call for the Myrmidon to do the same. Clearly, we weren’t going to win a docking game with this guy.

I congratulate the Rupture for his kill, but the Pilgrim pilot wasn’t so impressed: “Nice station guns,” he says.

“A win is a win,” says the Rupture pilot. True enough.

About 20 minutes later (back from a quick bite to eat, while waiting for the global criminal to expire), I noticed that the Rupture pilot was challenging me to a duel. I notice his employment history and point out that he will no doubt win as I am flying a larger ship with very few skills and he has a few years on me. He insists that it will be close.

My two fellow pilots also insist I fight, already forming their own plan.

“Fine,” I say, and we pick a scenic orbit above a planet as our fighting spot. The Pilgrim pilot was on his way back with a Curse and the Myrmidon pilot was one system over. They notice that the Rupture had some backup of his own: a Hurricane was also in the neighboring system.

As the fight progresses, it becomes painfully clear to me that my Harbinger (Rage, I believe I named it) was no match for the swifter Rupture and its more experienced pilot. I call my fellow pilots on vent to jump in the fight; I know I was going to die, but I wanted the Rupture to go down with me. As they enter the system, the Hurricane arrives at the duel site, apparently noticing the Myrmidon and Curse activity and preemptively moved in.

“He’s just here to make sure the fight doesn’t get interrupted,” says the Rupture pilot.

The Curse and Myrmidon jump in, and I switch my guns (missing the Rupture most of the time) to the Hurricane. After my Harbinger finally goes down, I warp out and listen on Vent as the Curse and Myrmidon finish off the Rupture and score the Hurricane as a bonus.

“You have no honor,” says the Rupture pilot after the fighting ends. “In EVE, reputation is everything. You should’ve just taken the loss.”

They leave the system and we go back and salvage the wrecks. As we prepared to leave, the Rupture pilot showed up again – this time in a Myrmidon – and challenged us once more.

Then I remembered something he said earlier.

“A win is a win.”

And we leave.

Kills:
Rupture
Hurricane
Drake: (not showing up for some reason, will link as soon as it does).

+1 If you enjoyed!


cowardly


So is station humping and challenging pilots with less than 10% of your skill points! But you don't see us crying about it : O


No that is unfair (for you), and smart for them. You were stupid to attack a pilot you knew would kill you and cowardly when you dishonered the duel.

Stop playing station games

No Worries
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#406 - 2012-07-06 14:39:42 UTC
ChromeStriker wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
ChromeStriker wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Moved a chunk of my story here (from A gang's first flight), as per user suggestion:

After that Drake kill we moved on to the next system and noticed that a pirate has been following us. He’s in a Rupture. While two of us wait at a safe, our Pilgrim pilot is cloaked outside a station, waiting to see if the Rupture shows up. Eventually he does and the Pilgrim engages. Unfortunately for us, the Pilgrim doesn’t have much of a tank and goes down from a combination of the station guns and the Rupture.

When we land we engage the Rupture and bring him down to less than half armor before he is finally able to dock again. A few seconds later, he undocks (with full armor again) and tackles me. Tanking the station guns for a few minutes now, I chose to dock and call for the Myrmidon to do the same. Clearly, we weren’t going to win a docking game with this guy.

I congratulate the Rupture for his kill, but the Pilgrim pilot wasn’t so impressed: “Nice station guns,” he says.

“A win is a win,” says the Rupture pilot. True enough.

About 20 minutes later (back from a quick bite to eat, while waiting for the global criminal to expire), I noticed that the Rupture pilot was challenging me to a duel. I notice his employment history and point out that he will no doubt win as I am flying a larger ship with very few skills and he has a few years on me. He insists that it will be close.

My two fellow pilots also insist I fight, already forming their own plan.

“Fine,” I say, and we pick a scenic orbit above a planet as our fighting spot. The Pilgrim pilot was on his way back with a Curse and the Myrmidon pilot was one system over. They notice that the Rupture had some backup of his own: a Hurricane was also in the neighboring system.

As the fight progresses, it becomes painfully clear to me that my Harbinger (Rage, I believe I named it) was no match for the swifter Rupture and its more experienced pilot. I call my fellow pilots on vent to jump in the fight; I know I was going to die, but I wanted the Rupture to go down with me. As they enter the system, the Hurricane arrives at the duel site, apparently noticing the Myrmidon and Curse activity and preemptively moved in.

“He’s just here to make sure the fight doesn’t get interrupted,” says the Rupture pilot.

The Curse and Myrmidon jump in, and I switch my guns (missing the Rupture most of the time) to the Hurricane. After my Harbinger finally goes down, I warp out and listen on Vent as the Curse and Myrmidon finish off the Rupture and score the Hurricane as a bonus.

“You have no honor,” says the Rupture pilot after the fighting ends. “In EVE, reputation is everything. You should’ve just taken the loss.”

They leave the system and we go back and salvage the wrecks. As we prepared to leave, the Rupture pilot showed up again – this time in a Myrmidon – and challenged us once more.

Then I remembered something he said earlier.

“A win is a win.”

And we leave.

Kills:
Rupture
Hurricane
Drake: (not showing up for some reason, will link as soon as it does).

+1 If you enjoyed!


cowardly


So is station humping and challenging pilots with less than 10% of your skill points! But you don't see us crying about it : O


No that is unfair (for you), and smart for them. You were stupid to attack a pilot you knew would kill you and cowardly when you dishonered the duel.

Stop playing station games


Did you read the story? Didn't you see the "and we leave" part? Seriously dude! Roll

If a Hurricane and Rupture helmed by two veterans can't handle a few noobs, then I don't know what to say but "a win is a win"

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#407 - 2012-07-06 14:54:15 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Some you win some you loose.

After another fruitless war target hunt I find a ferox mining with a hulk. I flip the can and the Ferox warps away.

I notice there are three of them in system. A drake warps in so I though a what the hell lets engage. And Suddenly a Tengu to.

Needless to say I did not last to long in that fight. I am however pissed at loosing my Corpses in the cargo hold.

Wolf:
http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13869762

Going to put a dec through... I need to exact my vengeance and a Tengu is always a good target for that.





Look forward to seeing that Tengu killmail.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#408 - 2012-07-06 15:57:02 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:


For newcomers, I don't think results aren't bad. We are all mostly two- to three-month characters with these as our mains.

The pilgrim loss was regrettable, but doesn't really count in my books. What counts is the last bit where we only lost the Harby and we took out the Rupture and Hurricane from two "experienced" players : O


Well that changes the situation. Nice start to be fair.

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#409 - 2012-07-06 17:51:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Tah'ris Khlador
ChromeStriker wrote:
No that is unfair (for you), and smart for them. You were stupid to attack a pilot you knew would kill you and cowardly when you dishonered the duel.

Stop playing station games


All them cowards violating these EVE sanctioned duels. What nerve! So little honor these days.

EDIT: /s may be required or I might hook some idiots.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#410 - 2012-07-06 17:59:37 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
ChromeStriker wrote:
No that is unfair (for you), and smart for them. You were stupid to attack a pilot you knew would kill you and cowardly when you dishonered the duel.

Stop playing station games


All them cowards violating these EVE sanctioned duels. What nerve! So little honor these days.

EDIT: /s may be required or I might hook some idiots.


If they were dumb enough not to recognize it, they might not know what the /s means at the end Big smile

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#411 - 2012-07-08 00:11:03 UTC
I'm actually getting bored of telling Thorax Stories. I think it's time to use a different ship. Something people dojn't normally use perhaps?

You let me know... must be a cruiser though.

Anyway another Thorax story.

As per nomal i am sitting a planet checking direction what people are up to. see two Retrivers with a few cans.

I warp in flip. One retriver warps away and in comes a mammoth. he takes it all and is quickly dispatched. Local gets 2 more corp members. in warps a Raven, Drake and a Myrm. They promptly engage, I decide to go for the Raven first since it used by the youngest pilot.

We all know young players in Battleships are nice a squishy. Raven gets into armor and warp away. WTF? Warp Stabbed...

I go to work on the Drake, and the myrm warps away. Luckily the Drake dows not have a Warp Stab and popps making me happy.

I would have been happier with a raven kill to make up for the 11% armor I had left.

Drake:
http://kane.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1459

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Furyious1
Slave Labor Industries
#412 - 2012-07-08 21:40:31 UTC
Well I think this one is my best story yet.

Lately I've been stealing a lot of ore from a russian training corp. Got a few kills.... mostly just angry russian in local.
This morning I find one of them in a hulk jet canning. Steal all his ore and throw it into my own cargo container.
The guy instantly steals it back.. and......

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16916510

Local explodes with russians telling me its open season on me and I'm going to pay.
Shortly after this I get a notification letting me know that one of the parent corps members has added me as a contact with terrible standing. About 2 hours later the guy who added me as a contact private messages me asking me to help him kill a noob in the system. Here's the convo....

Mikhail D-Gray > hello
Furyious1 > hows it going
Mikhail D-Gray > cool
Mikhail D-Gray > hunting noobs?0
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Furyious1 > hunting anyone that will fight
Mikhail D-Gray > Solar System*'>Vahunomi* some miners
Furyious1 > ya i steal ore from people as well
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > teaching noobs)
Furyious1 > lol ya
Mikhail D-Gray > to keep in safe their ore)
Furyious1 > i try not to kill brand new people though
Furyious1 > usually if they're brand new... i warn them first
Furyious1 > also someone paid me to steal and kill from Russian Stars United Caldari Academy
Mikhail D-Gray > Wow
] Mikhail D-Gray > But who?
 Mikhail D-Gray > RA?
 Furyious1 > i cant say... that would be bad business
 Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > стервец)
Furyious1 > lol
Mikhail D-Gray > oh, sorry)
Furyious1 > well i have to make sure i do good work or people wont pay me
Mikhail D-Gray > maybe hunt together?
 Mikhail D-Gray > RA miners for example
Furyious1 > sure
Mikhail D-Gray > i don't like RA
Furyious1 > how come?
Mikhail D-Gray > Solar System*'>Vahunomi* one miner somwhere there
Furyious1 > i killed a miner there today
Furyious1 > Kill: spicejet Padecain (Hulk)
Mikhail D-Gray > memory place)
Furyious1 > i tell them they can pay me to stop
Furyious1 > but they say no
Mikhail D-Gray > i don't know in which belt this RA miner is
] Furyious1 > i'll go look
Mikhail D-Gray > ok
Mikhail D-Gray > i will to
 Furyious1 > what the name
Mikhail D-Gray > he is gone
Furyious1 > ah
Mikhail D-Gray > i'll found noob
Mikhail D-Gray > spicejet Padecain
Mikhail D-Gray > Vahunomi VII - Asteroid Belt 1*
Mikhail D-Gray > shild tank?
Mikhail D-Gray > i can
Furyious1 > ya
Mikhail D-Gray > u need it&
Mikhail D-Gray > ok)

At this point the drake locks me

Furyious1 > he wont do anything
Furyious1 > he scared of a cruiser
Furyious1 > lol
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > 2 cruisers)
Furyious1 > this thing has almost no tank <---- saying this knowing he will tell the talos to steal the can.
Mikhail D-Gray > lol

The Talos now finally steals my can. The Drake opens fire on my without aggro!! lol.... I start firing back at the drake.... then the Talos does the same thing!! Concord warps in and makes short work of them with me.

Furyious1 > LOL
Furyious1 > wow you guys fail
Mikhail D-Gray > i know
Furyious1 > lol i'm not stupid... i knew you were with him the whole time
[ 2Mikhail D-Gray > thot to kill you and him)


Good work russians!! Thanks for the kill mails :)

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16917434

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16917433
Tragedy
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#413 - 2012-07-09 03:56:38 UTC
Furyious1 wrote:
Well I think this one is my best story yet.

Lately I've been stealing a lot of ore from a russian training corp. Got a few kills.... mostly just angry russian in local.
This morning I find one of them in a hulk jet canning. Steal all his ore and throw it into my own cargo container.
The guy instantly steals it back.. and......

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16916510

Local explodes with russians telling me its open season on me and I'm going to pay.
Shortly after this I get a notification letting me know that one of the parent corps members has added me as a contact with terrible standing. About 2 hours later the guy who added me as a contact private messages me asking me to help him kill a noob in the system. Here's the convo....

Mikhail D-Gray > hello
Furyious1 > hows it going
Mikhail D-Gray > cool
Mikhail D-Gray > hunting noobs?0
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Furyious1 > hunting anyone that will fight
Mikhail D-Gray > Solar System*'>Vahunomi* some miners
Furyious1 > ya i steal ore from people as well
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > teaching noobs)
Furyious1 > lol ya
Mikhail D-Gray > to keep in safe their ore)
Furyious1 > i try not to kill brand new people though
Furyious1 > usually if they're brand new... i warn them first
Furyious1 > also someone paid me to steal and kill from Russian Stars United Caldari Academy
Mikhail D-Gray > Wow
] Mikhail D-Gray > But who?
 Mikhail D-Gray > RA?
 Furyious1 > i cant say... that would be bad business
 Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > стервец)
Furyious1 > lol
Mikhail D-Gray > oh, sorry)
Furyious1 > well i have to make sure i do good work or people wont pay me
Mikhail D-Gray > maybe hunt together?
 Mikhail D-Gray > RA miners for example
Furyious1 > sure
Mikhail D-Gray > i don't like RA
Furyious1 > how come?
Mikhail D-Gray > Solar System*'>Vahunomi* one miner somwhere there
Furyious1 > i killed a miner there today
Furyious1 > Kill: spicejet Padecain (Hulk)
Mikhail D-Gray > memory place)
Furyious1 > i tell them they can pay me to stop
Furyious1 > but they say no
Mikhail D-Gray > i don't know in which belt this RA miner is
] Furyious1 > i'll go look
Mikhail D-Gray > ok
Mikhail D-Gray > i will to
 Furyious1 > what the name
Mikhail D-Gray > he is gone
Furyious1 > ah
Mikhail D-Gray > i'll found noob
Mikhail D-Gray > spicejet Padecain
Mikhail D-Gray > Vahunomi VII - Asteroid Belt 1*
Mikhail D-Gray > shild tank?
Mikhail D-Gray > i can
Furyious1 > ya
Mikhail D-Gray > u need it&
Mikhail D-Gray > ok)

At this point the drake locks me

Furyious1 > he wont do anything
Furyious1 > he scared of a cruiser
Furyious1 > lol
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > 2 cruisers)
Furyious1 > this thing has almost no tank <---- saying this knowing he will tell the talos to steal the can.
Mikhail D-Gray > lol

The Talos now finally steals my can. The Drake opens fire on my without aggro!! lol.... I start firing back at the drake.... then the Talos does the same thing!! Concord warps in and makes short work of them with me.

Furyious1 > LOL
Furyious1 > wow you guys fail
Mikhail D-Gray > i know
Furyious1 > lol i'm not stupid... i knew you were with him the whole time
[ 2Mikhail D-Gray > thot to kill you and him)


Good work russians!! Thanks for the kill mails :)

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16917434

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16917433

That talos fit... wow. Just... Wow.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#414 - 2012-07-09 13:40:23 UTC
Tragedy wrote:
Furyious1 wrote:
Well I think this one is my best story yet.

Lately I've been stealing a lot of ore from a russian training corp. Got a few kills.... mostly just angry russian in local.
This morning I find one of them in a hulk jet canning. Steal all his ore and throw it into my own cargo container.
The guy instantly steals it back.. and......

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16916510

Local explodes with russians telling me its open season on me and I'm going to pay.
Shortly after this I get a notification letting me know that one of the parent corps members has added me as a contact with terrible standing. About 2 hours later the guy who added me as a contact private messages me asking me to help him kill a noob in the system. Here's the convo....

Mikhail D-Gray > hello
Furyious1 > hows it going
Mikhail D-Gray > cool
Mikhail D-Gray > hunting noobs?0
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Furyious1 > hunting anyone that will fight
Mikhail D-Gray > Solar System*'>Vahunomi* some miners
Furyious1 > ya i steal ore from people as well
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > teaching noobs)
Furyious1 > lol ya
Mikhail D-Gray > to keep in safe their ore)
Furyious1 > i try not to kill brand new people though
Furyious1 > usually if they're brand new... i warn them first
Furyious1 > also someone paid me to steal and kill from Russian Stars United Caldari Academy
Mikhail D-Gray > Wow
] Mikhail D-Gray > But who?
 Mikhail D-Gray > RA?
 Furyious1 > i cant say... that would be bad business
 Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > стервец)
Furyious1 > lol
Mikhail D-Gray > oh, sorry)
Furyious1 > well i have to make sure i do good work or people wont pay me
Mikhail D-Gray > maybe hunt together?
 Mikhail D-Gray > RA miners for example
Furyious1 > sure
Mikhail D-Gray > i don't like RA
Furyious1 > how come?
Mikhail D-Gray > Solar System*'>Vahunomi* one miner somwhere there
Furyious1 > i killed a miner there today
Furyious1 > Kill: spicejet Padecain (Hulk)
Mikhail D-Gray > memory place)
Furyious1 > i tell them they can pay me to stop
Furyious1 > but they say no
Mikhail D-Gray > i don't know in which belt this RA miner is
] Furyious1 > i'll go look
Mikhail D-Gray > ok
Mikhail D-Gray > i will to
 Furyious1 > what the name
Mikhail D-Gray > he is gone
Furyious1 > ah
Mikhail D-Gray > i'll found noob
Mikhail D-Gray > spicejet Padecain
Mikhail D-Gray > Vahunomi VII - Asteroid Belt 1*
Mikhail D-Gray > shild tank?
Mikhail D-Gray > i can
Furyious1 > ya
Mikhail D-Gray > u need it&
Mikhail D-Gray > ok)

At this point the drake locks me

Furyious1 > he wont do anything
Furyious1 > he scared of a cruiser
Furyious1 > lol
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > 2 cruisers)
Furyious1 > this thing has almost no tank <---- saying this knowing he will tell the talos to steal the can.
Mikhail D-Gray > lol

The Talos now finally steals my can. The Drake opens fire on my without aggro!! lol.... I start firing back at the drake.... then the Talos does the same thing!! Concord warps in and makes short work of them with me.

Furyious1 > LOL
Furyious1 > wow you guys fail
Mikhail D-Gray > i know
Furyious1 > lol i'm not stupid... i knew you were with him the whole time
[ 2Mikhail D-Gray > thot to kill you and him)


Good work russians!! Thanks for the kill mails :)

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16917434

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16917433

That talos fit... wow. Just... Wow.


I know! WTF, it shouldn't have lost...

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Rezig Huruta
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#415 - 2012-07-11 19:53:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Rezig Huruta
I looked at the Talos, looked at the damage received... couldn't figure it out until I looked at the armor lows... 50mm? Oh wait... there's a 100mm... and... I ... my...

I do not understand what happened upon fitting this ship. I do not understand WHAT he could have been thinking. This defies reason. This makes my brain hurt.


Oh my... the guns... the guns. This has got to be fake! Please! For the love of all, tell me it is fake.
Dav Slinker
Wet Burrito Industries
Fed Terrorists
#416 - 2012-07-12 23:37:58 UTC
I don't have a blog, mostly because I'm pretty fail at setting stuff like that up, or I'm terrible at updating them so I figured I'd just post here. Though perhaps this post is a bit out of place among all the posts about scams, high sec ganking and corp theft. I'm a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to piracy and I can't help but remember the glory days so this is just my attempt at recapturing them.

My first incident happened maybe a week ago, I was just testing out my nemesis, I haven't messed with stealth bombers since they launched cruise missiles, and could only use improved cloaking device II needless to say it's capabilities were a mystery to me, and bombs are a bit of a fuzzy area for my still as I've not went to null to play with them yet.

So I had just undocked from my lowsec home in my shiny new nemesis, and was going to warp to a belt to see what my damage was like on different size ships, when I saw on scan a drake. Now my lowsec system isn't ever really deserted it's close to a 0.0 entry point and typically has a few people docked up or passing through so a drake on scan wasn't that big of a deal, but old habits die hard so I pulled up the d-scan and started doing some quick 90 degree scans when I picked him up in a direction where there was only belts.

After another minute I had narrowed him down to a specific belt and I warped in cloak to find him tractoring NPC wrecks 20km away to salvage them while still shooting at the rat that was left in the belt. At this point the adrenaline had started to flood my system, the last time I'd done any series PVP had been back in 2008, and the shakes had already started to take me. After all this guy could be bait, he wasn't a new character he had a 2008 creation date and for all I knew he had buddies waiting to jump in or had a cyno module and was simply waiting for some evil pirate to show himself. Not just that but I was in a completely untried ship I had just got and whose capabilities I had no more handle on than simply knowing some numbers on paper.

I maneuvered my nemesis into range and decloaked, turned on my afterburner and started a more or less manual orbit at 15km away, because he was so close to the asteroids in the belt that I couldn't possibly rely upon a standard orbit. Targeted him as soon as I had a decent speed, activated my disrupter and then my torpedo bays.

The first salvo of my torpedoes were away, and the drake still hadn't targeted me, and was still shooting at the NPC rat that was still in the belt which already had him down to half shields. My torpedoes struck all but the thinnest margin of his shields. My second volley was away and hand blasted him into nearly half armor when he finally put his drones on me, while still shooting at rat in the belt. I fit my nemesis with a medium shield extender so I was doing fine and it looked like I'd be able to kill him before he could break my shields.

He must of come to the same conclusion, because he convoed me a second later and informed me that I had him dead to rights. At this point I decided to try and ransom him, it was something I did routinely ages ago but it had fallen out of favor, as some pirates thought it was funny not to honor ransoms. Still I thought maybe it was worth a shot. So shaking I managed to type out

"Recall your drones and stop firing, send 30million isk to my account and I'll let you keep your ship. You have 30 seconds"

I fired another salvo to put him into half hull just to let him know I was serious when I saw his drones get recalled and I waited. It took longer than thirty seconds, and so i started a count down from 5.

five,

four,

three,

Still no blinky wallet,

two,

my finger hovers over the f1 key, ready to press it if local jumps, or he reengages.

on.... my wallet flashes I check the amount

Thirty million isk, I thanked him and left the belt, my shields had never dropped below fifty percent and I had just made a cool thirty mill in a completely untried ship. It was a dangerous risk taking an untested ship against a possible bait drake but it was worth it in the end.


More to come.

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Zypod
MoonBull Fisting INC.
#417 - 2012-07-13 06:42:21 UTC
Dav Slinker wrote:
I don't have a blog, mostly because I'm pretty fail at setting stuff like that up, or I'm terrible at updating them so I figured I'd just post here. Though perhaps this post is a bit out of place among all the posts about scams, high sec ganking and corp theft. I'm a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to piracy and I can't help but remember the glory days so this is just my attempt at recapturing them.

My first incident happened maybe a week ago, I was just testing out my nemesis, I haven't messed with stealth bombers since they launched cruise missiles, and could only use improved cloaking device II needless to say it's capabilities were a mystery to me, and bombs are a bit of a fuzzy area for my still as I've not went to null to play with them yet.

So I had just undocked from my lowsec home in my shiny new nemesis, and was going to warp to a belt to see what my damage was like on different size ships, when I saw on scan a drake. Now my lowsec system isn't ever really deserted it's close to a 0.0 entry point and typically has a few people docked up or passing through so a drake on scan wasn't that big of a deal, but old habits die hard so I pulled up the d-scan and started doing some quick 90 degree scans when I picked him up in a direction where there was only belts.

After another minute I had narrowed him down to a specific belt and I warped in cloak to find him tractoring NPC wrecks 20km away to salvage them while still shooting at the rat that was left in the belt. At this point the adrenaline had started to flood my system, the last time I'd done any series PVP had been back in 2008, and the shakes had already started to take me. After all this guy could be bait, he wasn't a new character he had a 2008 creation date and for all I knew he had buddies waiting to jump in or had a cyno module and was simply waiting for some evil pirate to show himself. Not just that but I was in a completely untried ship I had just got and whose capabilities I had no more handle on than simply knowing some numbers on paper.

I maneuvered my nemesis into range and decloaked, turned on my afterburner and started a more or less manual orbit at 15km away, because he was so close to the asteroids in the belt that I couldn't possibly rely upon a standard orbit. Targeted him as soon as I had a decent speed, activated my disrupter and then my torpedo bays.

The first salvo of my torpedoes were away, and the drake still hadn't targeted me, and was still shooting at the NPC rat that was still in the belt which already had him down to half shields. My torpedoes struck all but the thinnest margin of his shields. My second volley was away and hand blasted him into nearly half armor when he finally put his drones on me, while still shooting at rat in the belt. I fit my nemesis with a medium shield extender so I was doing fine and it looked like I'd be able to kill him before he could break my shields.

He must of come to the same conclusion, because he convoed me a second later and informed me that I had him dead to rights. At this point I decided to try and ransom him, it was something I did routinely ages ago but it had fallen out of favor, as some pirates thought it was funny not to honor ransoms. Still I thought maybe it was worth a shot. So shaking I managed to type out

"Recall your drones and stop firing, send 30million isk to my account and I'll let you keep your ship. You have 30 seconds"

I fired another salvo to put him into half hull just to let him know I was serious when I saw his drones get recalled and I waited. It took longer than thirty seconds, and so i started a count down from 5.

five,

four,

three,

Still no blinky wallet,

two,

my finger hovers over the f1 key, ready to press it if local jumps, or he reengages.

on.... my wallet flashes I check the amount

Thirty million isk, I thanked him and left the belt, my shields had never dropped below fifty percent and I had just made a cool thirty mill in a completely untried ship. It was a dangerous risk taking an untested ship against a possible bait drake but it was worth it in the end.


More to come.


LOL Did you notice that the Drake nowadays costs over 50Mill ? Unless you just wanted to ask a reasonable amount. But then it makes no sence. I don't understand...
Effect One
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#418 - 2012-07-13 11:03:18 UTC
People are more likely to pay a reasonable ransom in case you decide to let them live rather than an extortionate one in my experience.

Too many people don't honour ransoms to make higher ransom amounts worth asking for.

'This might be internet spaceships, but it's not rocket science to protect yourself and fly with a little common sense' - CCP Falcon
Dav Slinker
Wet Burrito Industries
Fed Terrorists
#419 - 2012-07-13 12:30:18 UTC
Effect One wrote:
People are more likely to pay a reasonable ransom in case you decide to let them live rather than an extortionate one in my experience.

Too many people don't honour ransoms to make higher ransom amounts worth asking for.



Exactly, call me old fashion but I prefer my Ransoms to be paid, I typically go for about 50 to 60% of the hull price, unless they start to give me trouble then the price goes up. Besides 30mil is likely way more than I'd of gotten from any loot he would of dropped after I popped him.

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Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#420 - 2012-07-13 13:38:14 UTC
Dav Slinker wrote:
Effect One wrote:
People are more likely to pay a reasonable ransom in case you decide to let them live rather than an extortionate one in my experience.

Too many people don't honour ransoms to make higher ransom amounts worth asking for.



Exactly, call me old fashion but I prefer my Ransoms to be paid, I typically go for about 50 to 60% of the hull price, unless they start to give me trouble then the price goes up. Besides 30mil is likely way more than I'd of gotten from any loot he would of dropped after I popped him.


Some pirates are brain dead and don't realize this important part lol. Nice to see reasonable pirates.

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