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Being bad is just too much fun
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Oh The Irony
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-07-11 07:10:38 UTC
So there I am, casually strolling thru fw systems, looking for someone that doesn't run away to get my first taste of pvp against, and what do I stumble upon? Why a pair of characters that appears to be a retriever mining and using an alt/friend in an iteron to hold the ore. Naturally I'm bored of looking for real targets so poof goes the retriever, apparently the iteron doesn't feel like leaving so of course he needs to go poof too. But wait... apparently Mr. flying jetcan is afk and his pod is just going to sit there... taunting me... After a second of hesitation I concluded that seeing the site of his wreck in person would be much more traumatizing than waking up peacefully back in station so I sent him home too.

Long story short... why would you do anything else in this game when there's pods that need popping??? Even with mediocre stories like this one?
StoneCold
Decadence.
RAZOR Alliance
#2 - 2012-07-11 09:20:11 UTC
If you don´t have to worry about your sec-status i´d suggest to always pop the pod.
Ship losses is one thing, but losing expensive implants realy makes them mad.

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Vellen Thoss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-07-11 15:01:21 UTC
StoneCold wrote:
If you don´t have to worry about your sec-status i´d suggest to always pop the pod.
Ship losses is one thing, but losing expensive implants realy makes them mad.



Yeah, I usually kick kittens when I get podded and lose implants.

But then again, I have a JC I use for pvp that doesnt have any expensive implants.
Fabulous Rod
Darkfall Corp
#4 - 2012-07-11 17:35:46 UTC
Mom must be proud that her son thinks the highest caliber of entertainment is to annoying random .

so many in EVE are butthurt at the world.
Vellen Thoss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-07-11 17:49:06 UTC
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Mom must be proud that her son thinks the highest caliber of entertainment is to annoying random .

so many in EVE are butthurt at the world.



Been ganked while afking lately? Sounds like it.
Fabulous Rod
Darkfall Corp
#6 - 2012-07-11 18:02:37 UTC
Vellen Thoss wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Mom must be proud that her son thinks the highest caliber of entertainment is to annoying random .

so many in EVE are butthurt at the world.



Been ganked while afking lately? Sounds like it.


did the truth hurt you? sounds like it, :)

try harder
Vellen Thoss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-07-11 18:21:24 UTC
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Vellen Thoss wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Mom must be proud that her son thinks the highest caliber of entertainment is to annoying random .

so many in EVE are butthurt at the world.



Been ganked while afking lately? Sounds like it.


did the truth hurt you? sounds like it, :)

try harder



What truth? I am confused. I don't what my mother being proud of me has to do with this thread, but okay.
CoLe Blackblood
the united
#8 - 2012-07-11 20:15:54 UTC
Please bring the squished pod sound back!
Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-07-11 20:24:37 UTC
CoLe Blackblood wrote:
Please bring the squished pod sound back!


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Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#10 - 2012-07-11 20:28:57 UTC
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Mom must be proud that her son thinks the highest caliber of entertainment is to annoying random .

so many in EVE are butthurt at the world.


Ignore him. He is the one truly mad, for he trolls every ganking thread thinking that his self-righteousness will ease his own butthurt that gankers have bestowed upon him. He is a miserable sod, unable to separate RL issues with a game. It is humane to let his kind die in hilarious ways.
Oh The Irony
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-07-11 22:08:35 UTC
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Mom must be proud that her son thinks the highest caliber of entertainment is to annoying random .

so many in EVE are butthurt at the world.


I would assume that my mom would be proud about it. I mean... I had to click the mouse at least 3 times, not to mention almost 15 key presses. If being able to move my hand slightly and watch pixels on a screen isn't enough to make my parents proud then I don't know what is.
Ginger Barbarella
#12 - 2012-07-11 22:22:01 UTC
API-verified KM?

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Oh The Irony
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-07-11 22:24:27 UTC
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
API-verified KM?


Just barely getting into things (little under 3 months old), so while I know what a KM is, I don't really know how to go about having them linked to one of the sites to verify them. They weren't exactly impressive kills, just a couple of noobs like me.
Russell Casey
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-07-11 23:01:35 UTC
Wait, you found an afk jetcan miner in lowsec? Geez, the only thing to make this story perfect would be a plex dropping out of both wrecks.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-07-12 03:49:09 UTC
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Mom must be proud that her son thinks the highest caliber of entertainment is to annoying random .

so many in EVE are butthurt at the world.


Bullies are all just insecure, right?

Sorry, what I do in Eve is influenced very little by what is happening to me in real life. This is just a game, after all.

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