Wormholes

i'll share my own derp moments.

1. very first wormhole i entered - in my excitement, did not BM the exit, warped to the first anom i saw thinking "ooo whats that?" blap from the sleepers and probe gets one-shotted. had to kill myself lol. (at least i didn't make a thread pleading for help)

2. i join a small WH corp that resided in a C2 they were cool guys, but i hadn't the faintest ideas of POSes i wasn't actually in the corp yet. the CEO was telling me the password to FF - as i was already warping to him then to my horror the autos obliterated my alts orca. he asked why i didnt enter the password. i replied - i didn't know how... i figured i could do it at the POS lol. they were nice enough to compensate for the lost orca even though it was technically my foolish mistake.

3. i used to think probing on top of the sun uncloaked was a good idea. obviously this has been rectified.

the password was password. Or maybe 12345

"So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! "

That and this:

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major A$shole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an as$hole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. As$hole, Major As$hole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an as$hole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip A$shole!
Dark Helmet: How many a$sholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by as$holes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, as$holes!

1. An orca that exited its pos shields numerous times to anchor guns, not online. Needless to say we pounced on it with a couple bombers.

2. I wasn't actually there for this one, but a couple of my guys ran into a corp onlining it's large true Sansa tower. Beside the tower sat a tornado and a bustard, which they stole. But then for some reason a visitor they had cloaked unanchored the tower, and cloaked again. With 3 minutes left to unanchor, they pounced on the tower again, decloaked and killed the viator and a heron, and stole the unanchored true Sansa tower with the stolen bustard.
Also the tornado was faction fit.

3. While we were RFing a tower, a local got into his chimera, and warped to planet 1, then back to the top of his tower, where we were sat, outside of the force field. He then proceeded to launch his fighters and begin attacking our 30 man gang.

4. We started scanning our recently opened c3 static. After not long a guy started talking in local about how it was rude to probe down other peoples holes, and sent his scan alt into what he thought was our c2, without scanning find our actual c5. He then began describing to us what was in the c2, and making fun of how the pocos were interbus and that the local corp which he thought was us only had 11 members. He then informed us that there was a highsec hole, and that he loved highsec holes.after telling us anything and everything about the c2, he got into an orca and went to go close the hole.
This caught us by surprise but we still managed to catch and kill the orca on its way home.
We then informed him that it's possible to have 2 connecting holes.

You all hardcore pvpeers post the miserable fails of others, well most of you at least.
Let`s change that for a couple of... seconds.
I was watching Wormnav in my phone while I was driving back home when I see a little spike in the NPC kill count. Weird couse it was improbable that at that hour my corpmate was running sites since he should be working. So as soon as I arrived home I kicked my two years old son out of the way and run to the pc ignoring his laments and cryings. I logued in my buzzard and luckily I don`t see anyone in DScan so my chances of not have been seen in the log increased.
Fine, I warp cloacked to the sun and see a drake in Dscan. I start pinpointing his location not dropping probes and once I have his location I warp to the site at 100km. I see the Drake killing the last BS and he warps off and off Dscan. Soon I see an orca and a catalyst. The catalyst warps and start salvaging the first Wreck. While all of this was going on I log my alt with the same luck as not beeing seen in Dscan. Fleet him and warp to my main at 30. In the meantime I hit the approach button with my main on a wreck to get closer to him. My alt lands and I start slowboat towards him. All this time I`m thinking that maybe the orca would land on the grid to start salvaging and I could get my first juicy capital kill (yes, my life is that sad) when I see my mains buzzards decloacks.
Catalyst cloacks
Orca vanishes from Dscan
Catalyst warps out
Me sad panda.

Sorrry forth di grmar, me not spiks enlish flueteling

exhale complains about blob, nice try

*compares numbers on grid to numbers in fleet*

*posts from NPC corp alt*

*ignores the fact that Exhale escalated first*

Love how their tower shows up as being on your side. That's gotta sting their egos a bit.

Question is, I wonder why he didn't land in shields? :P

Spoiler: Obviously forgot to enter POS password. Either that or just derped hard.

We've fought carriers who were fighter/smartbomb fit in the vicinity of their own tower:

http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10368244

They accidentally pulled their own fighters through their own smartbombs and got aggressed by their own tower. It was priceless.