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Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#1 - 2011-09-18 03:10:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Count Austheim
GO AWAY!



We will be accepting newbies like a guy with candy and a van will accept underage passengers!

So who are we? What do we do? Well, as you might have seen on these forums, its littered with people stating in all their seriousness and might that you should join them and their "brady bunch" atmosphere.

What we do is grabbing our crotch like a homeless bum and start an voyage of those peoples orifices and tell the tale with great inspiration as only David Attenborough could.

We would like you to join us on this expedition, and we need you to be able to handle a gun, (fly a ship that can shoot).


If you are a miner, and you found out this is your calling for some unbelivable reason, you can still apply, but if you cant fly a ship that can shoot, then you are out. We will on one hand, provide free Cruisers and below for free to pvp in.

Being able to be on Ventrilo is a must, so relaying stuff to you is a bit easyer and you can even listen to my moist voice serenading you while we do what we all do down here in 0.0: Flying around in cramp ships all covered in goo. The sensation alone is so delicious to relay on voice coms on those late hot evenings.

Things we will be doing:

* Missioning
* Roaming into null
* Stuff
* Living in null at some point
* Teabagging you as an initiation process
* Some tournaments

What we want from you:

* Be able to listen on Ventrilo
* Be alive
* Help to fondle my chest hair.

You will notice our corp is new, thats because we are starting over and we will be taking in n00bs and helping them out too, and indoctrinate them into our midst, like forcing the guy to choke a kitten.

We will be accepting US and EU people.

So join our public chat "Raven's Flight Public" or contact me or Dark Motoko if im not answering.

EDIT: Need to present an API, for new people that doesent know what it is, then i can explain what that is ingame.

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Dark Motoko
Tactical Grace.
Vanguard.
#2 - 2011-09-18 08:12:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Dark Motoko
Hey there, RAFL CEO checking in... and I see that my recruiter is doing the usual fine job you can expect from a brain that can happily combine words like nipples and bacon in the same sentence on a regular basis.

In other news, we are indeed a brand new setup corp, essentially with a small dedicated core of extreme eve veterans, by which I mean we've played more than six years, been to fanfest, blown up a titan, etc etc in our past. So while the corp is small, we hope to show you that the ability of those handling it is not.

Our intentions are to train up newer players, give them a handle on the game, and every so often throw them in the deep end with a challenging war dec (perhaps every month or maybe two) to check they're learning and able to handle real combat. Aside from that we'll be delving into low sec and null for little pvp forays as and when appropriate. Beyond that, members will learn how to become self sufficient via such methods as trading or planetary interaction, but most importantly the setting up of research agents. Activities like mining, industry, wormholes, missioning and the like will be welcomed as well. We're not gameplay nazi's but we will need you to be able to fight if and when push comes to shove.

Long term goals? Too early to tell. Almost certainly in null sec, definitely pvp oriented and almost certainly the corp will grow considerably larger. I won't say more for now as its the interests of the member base that'll decide what we do and where we go.

Oh, and lastly about Count, yes he really means it about his chest hair.
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#3 - 2011-09-20 10:35:00 UTC
I see my CEO havent done his job! Well, im offshore, so contact him ingame or the other nerds that is in our public chat.

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#4 - 2011-09-22 10:37:29 UTC
Bumping!

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Dark Motoko
Tactical Grace.
Vanguard.
#5 - 2011-09-25 19:25:33 UTC
Bumping
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#6 - 2011-09-27 10:18:58 UTC
Up you go! Join us now all you new turdnuggets!

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Narthex T'Gollero
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2011-09-27 11:44:02 UTC
Anybody whose helping newbies gets a---bump!

Narthex T'Gollero Director
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#8 - 2011-09-28 14:12:32 UTC
Back on track

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
FrAgPiraTe
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-09-28 18:32:20 UTC
Free Bump for good people!
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#10 - 2011-09-29 09:54:44 UTC
Alright back on top again

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Reffe
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-09-30 07:16:56 UTC
Bump
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#12 - 2011-09-30 20:39:31 UTC
Opu on tpu

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#13 - 2011-10-01 11:57:16 UTC
If you are reading this, you obviously dont have a life, so apply now, we need you.

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Ulhass
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-10-02 16:59:28 UTC
bump for a great group of guys
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#15 - 2011-10-04 10:53:25 UTC
Yeah, up again

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#16 - 2011-10-06 17:11:27 UTC
BÆNKERS!

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#17 - 2011-10-07 14:36:04 UTC
Lets get on top baby!

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#18 - 2011-10-08 11:54:48 UTC
I dont have a life, so im probably online tonight

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Aeragino
The Grey Eagles
#19 - 2011-10-09 05:09:03 UTC
Great group, I highly recommend this corp.
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#20 - 2011-10-09 13:40:37 UTC
GET ON UP! YEAH!

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
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