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Just another Anti-Suicide Ganker thread

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Arcturis Achasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-07-09 03:16:54 UTC
I was just the victim of a suicide gank. Not my first suicide gank and definitely not the first or last loss of ship because of a suicide gank.

My only problem is why did the ******* who suicide ganked me get away with it? Im operating in Highsec, where the light of CONCORD preaches protection and safety and "Good Clean Fun", But then cant deliver when the pirate actually evades CONCORD. i kid you not, this guy killed me, then warped off before concord showed up. That is unnacceptable. The little glimmer of hope for every suicide gankee is that the gankers ship gets destroyed too, That was the price of your ship, was his (or hers, watever) But when even that is taken away ,CONCORD We have a problem here.

They are police arent they? Why arent they tracking these people down and killing them. Going into stations and jettisoning all their valuables into space? If someone ran around downtown Los Angeles California, and started setting cars on fire just to see what was inside, You can be sure the police would have something to say about it.

But in EVE its almost like the police dont care, They warp in, Kill the target and then immedietly warp back to their space doughnut shop. Leaving the ganked carebear (i was mining, Sue me) wondering why, why did i just lose my ship for absolutely no gain to either side. Why did this man (or woman) whom ive never met see fit to ruin my day for no reason other than it brings them some sick satisfaction, And Why, WHY DIDNT CONCORD POD THE *****! If i was a CONCORD pilot, and i went through day after day of seeing helpless carebears Ganked in Highsec, when all they were trying to do was mine a little ore, or do a few missions to get some more money, So they could finally afford that new ship theyve always wanted.

Why, If i was that CONCORD officer i might start to wear a little thin. I can see it now, Id stop wanting to go to my sons Space soccer games, because of all the local space parents who ive had to watch lose all their assets, I wouldnt be able to talk to them, knowing their only questions would be "Why Didnt you help?". I would stop taking satisfaction from any of our CONCORDly Exploits, I doubt id even chuckle at Darren from I-25's RENS unit as he regailed me about his "Drunken College Capers". I may start locking Pods after suicide ganks, Just to feel the rush of finally sticking it to these Highsec pirates. That Maybe, Just maybe, If i pull the trigger, I can make it all stop. I can make all the bad people go away. With the pull of one trigger.

Of course id have to a CONCORD Police Officer for that.

Just some food for thought
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-07-09 03:22:19 UTC
I stopped reading your awful troll post at the part where you stated you were ganked & he warped off before getting CONCORDED.

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Sugar Kyle
Middle Ground
#3 - 2012-07-09 03:27:15 UTC
OP, I'm not sure what you are ranting about. I gave up after a bit.

Concord punishes offenders. That's it.

Eve does not equal Earth.

Concord cares very little for what the pod pilots do to each other. They WTFBBQ people who gank in high sec without the proper conditions (war dec, kill rights, -5+ sec).

They don't care about you.

They don't care that you died.

High sec is not safe.

Member of CSM9 and CSM10.

Arcturis Achasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-07-09 03:27:15 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I stopped reading your awful troll post at the part where you stated you were ganked & he warped off before getting CONCORDED.



aww, you missed my depressing little story about the Concord officer who snapped :(

I dont think ill ever be right again as long as i know you missed out.

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-07-09 07:19:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Actually....

Petition him. warping of grid to avoid concord is against the rules. nevertheless... concord would have gotten him at some point.

In case of TROLL....

seriously?

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2012-07-09 08:04:07 UTC
troll?
to my knowledge you can not even warp with gcc in high-sec anymore...

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Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#7 - 2012-07-09 10:13:40 UTC
OP is most likely in a war and has no fuckin Idea hahahahahahahaha

Tard
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#8 - 2012-07-09 12:52:05 UTC
Someone must have lost a few of them Concord Custom Warp Core Stabalizers. And i think we've found who has them.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Boomhaur
#9 - 2012-07-09 16:26:03 UTC
Mission Accomplished boys let's go home before Concord ruins the party!

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.

Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#10 - 2012-07-09 16:34:34 UTC
Nice try and learn how to spell "Arcturus". Youre a disgrace for that and making a fail thread.

[Insert witty quote here]

Michael1995
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#11 - 2012-07-09 16:34:38 UTC
Surely, you are joking.

No but seriously, CCP recently nerfed the player's ability to warp off after ganking someone.
So even if they one-shot you they have to sit there and wait 10-15 seconds for Concord to come over and see what's up.

Get back up, dust yourself off and try not to die next time. Blink

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Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#12 - 2012-07-09 18:11:17 UTC
Obvious troll is obvious.

Furthermore, obvious fail is obvious.

HTFU, and quit crying about your miserable luck.

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

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jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#13 - 2012-07-09 18:17:59 UTC
Since the OP was most likely a troll i will leave this here for those that are hungry.

Monte Cristo sandwich with ham and Swiss Cheese from Janet.
Ingredients:
•8 slices thinly sliced fully-cooked ham , about 8 ounces
•4 slices Swiss cheese, about 4 ounces
•8 1/2-inch thick slices bread
•4 eggs
•1/3 cup milk
•3 tablespoons butter
Preparation:
For each sandwich, place about 2 slices ham and 1 slice Swiss cheese between 2 slices of bread. In a mixing bowl whisk together the eggs and milk. Dip sandwiches in the egg mixture, turning carefully, until well coated and all of the mixture is absorbed. Melt butter in a large skillet or on griddle. When skillet is hot and butter is bubbly, place sandwiches in skillet and cook slowly for 8-10 minutes; turn and continue cooking until cheese is melted and both sides are golden brown.

Mmm mighty tatsy Big smile
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#14 - 2012-07-09 18:51:39 UTC
Arcturis Achasse wrote:
I was just the victim of a suicide gank. Not my first suicide gank and definitely not the first or last loss of ship because of a suicide gank.

My only problem is why did the ******* who suicide ganked me get away with it? Im operating in Highsec, where the light of CONCORD preaches protection and safety and "Good Clean Fun",


/grins

Thank you, dear Arcturis, for reminding me why I gank miner's balls off day after day. It's because of your whiny drivel and "Highsec is safe! Yaaaay!" mentality.

What I want from you miners is to be afraid. When you go to the belt, I want you to have to wonder if this is your ships very last load of ore. I also want you to be smarter than I and make it so it's near impossible to gank you and actually be engaged in this game instead of an afk spacejew.

It's not hard. It's just that you're too stupid or lazy. With that said, I am going to name my ship "Fist of Darwin" now.
Stellar Artois
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-07-09 19:10:36 UTC
jimmyjam wrote:
Since the OP was most likely a troll i will leave this here for those that are hungry.

Monte Cristo sandwich with ham and Swiss Cheese from Janet.
Ingredients:
•8 slices thinly sliced fully-cooked ham , about 8 ounces
•4 slices Swiss cheese, about 4 ounces
•8 1/2-inch thick slices bread
•4 eggs
•1/3 cup milk
•3 tablespoons butter
Preparation:
For each sandwich, place about 2 slices ham and 1 slice Swiss cheese between 2 slices of bread. In a mixing bowl whisk together the eggs and milk. Dip sandwiches in the egg mixture, turning carefully, until well coated and all of the mixture is absorbed. Melt butter in a large skillet or on griddle. When skillet is hot and butter is bubbly, place sandwiches in skillet and cook slowly for 8-10 minutes; turn and continue cooking until cheese is melted and both sides are golden brown.

Mmm mighty tatsy Big smile


Best post in this thread.
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#16 - 2012-07-09 20:13:57 UTC
Stellar Artois wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Since the OP was most likely a troll i will leave this here for those that are hungry.

Monte Cristo sandwich with ham and Swiss Cheese from Janet.
Ingredients:

*snip*

Mmm mighty tatsy Big smile


Best post in this thread.


Confirming the confirmation that Monte Cristo sammiches are sinfully delicious...almost as much as miner tears.
WARDECALTSFTW
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-07-09 20:54:22 UTC
-10/10 -- it is no longer possible to warp off grid when you trigger Concord.
Savage Esa
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-07-09 20:56:15 UTC
Now I'm really hungry. What?
Hudzen Ten
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-07-09 22:05:06 UTC
http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/



(hopefully her face has enough alpha to destroy this thread and get me shot by the forum police)
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#20 - 2012-07-10 00:23:18 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Stellar Artois wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Since the OP was most likely a troll i will leave this here for those that are hungry.

Monte Cristo sandwich with ham and Swiss Cheese from Janet.
Ingredients:

*snip*

Mmm mighty tatsy Big smile


Best post in this thread.


Confirming the confirmation that Monte Cristo sammiches are sinfully delicious...almost as much as miner tears.

Yes indeed sir.
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