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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#61 - 2012-07-09 03:19:19 UTC
Linna Excel wrote:
3. If you are a PvE corp or based in hi, I don't see why it would matter.

Bwahahaha!
Spurty
#62 - 2012-07-09 03:21:58 UTC
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/memberCount

Too big to fail

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Demolishar
United Aggression
#63 - 2012-07-09 11:48:31 UTC
If someone paid 10bux, they're probably in it for the long haul, so it's not a good question.
Daylen Drazzi
Perkone
Caldari State
#64 - 2012-07-09 17:46:27 UTC
For all those who think Goonswarm bots, I would like to let you know that we are one of the only alliances in the game that have our accounting books open to the general membership. That's right! We can actually see where the money is coming from and where it's going. But never ask about Mittani's Retirement Fund - that will get you podded and kicked in a heart beat.
Anubis Star
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#65 - 2012-07-09 17:53:16 UTC
how do i join the goons?
Kyle Ward
Doomheim
#66 - 2012-07-09 18:11:20 UTC
Anubis Star wrote:
how do i join the goons?


Bum around SA for a few months, pretend to know nothing of EVE and feign some casual interest. Someone will eventually offer to sponsor you and tell them you'll think about it. Then get back to them, tell them you'll try it. Make your alt and fly around with them, go to there fleet ops, gank some miners and keep it up long enough to get some respect. FC a few fights, plan some big market op/exploit and just rep-grind until you get roles. Patience is the name of the game here, you gotta commit yourself to this. After a few years it gets really hard, but keep your goals in site and remember what they did to you. Most goons are terrible people but some of them are really nice. Those ones make it the hardest, cause when its all over you're going to feel bad for them, and they're going to hate you. But its the price of revenge - though the payoff will definitely help alleviate those pangs of guilt. Stupid amounts of ISK and eFame await, its just all about timing...

Not that I have a goon alt or anything.

The Sandbox, you're playing it wrong!
Anubis Star
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#67 - 2012-07-09 18:18:12 UTC
Kyle Ward wrote:
Anubis Star wrote:
how do i join the goons?


Bum around SA for a few months, pretend to know nothing of EVE and feign some casual interest. Someone will eventually offer to sponsor you and tell them you'll think about it. Then get back to them, tell them you'll try it. Make your alt and fly around with them, go to there fleet ops, gank some miners and keep it up long enough to get some respect. FC a few fights, plan some big market op/exploit and just rep-grind until you get roles. Patience is the name of the game here, you gotta commit yourself to this. After a few years it gets really hard, but keep your goals in site and remember what they did to you. Most goons are terrible people but some of them are really nice. Those ones make it the hardest, cause when its all over you're going to feel bad for them, and they're going to hate you. But its the price of revenge - though the payoff will definitely help alleviate those pangs of guilt. Stupid amounts of ISK and eFame await, its just all about timing...

Not that I have a goon alt or anything.

c c can you sponsor me?
Kyle Ward
Doomheim
#68 - 2012-07-09 18:36:25 UTC
Anubis Star wrote:
c c can you sponsor me?


Well even if I did have a goon alt (which I don't)...
And even if i was planning the biggest Alliance theft in the history of EVE (which I'm not)...
Then if I sponsored you then everyone would know what I'm up too (if I was up to anything, which I'm definitely not)...

So you see my hypothetical dilemma?

Of course, since I'm not a goon I couldn't sponsor you anyways...

...Assuming there are even goons tomorrow.

Shocked

The Sandbox, you're playing it wrong!
Natsett Amuinn
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#69 - 2012-07-09 18:46:23 UTC
If SoCo members were actually allowed to post, their propaganda might actually be closer to something that resembles good.

Instead we get thier npc corp alts making "goons bot" threads disguised as anything other then what it is.

Envy, it's what SoCo members have for dinner.
Anubis Star
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#70 - 2012-07-09 19:20:06 UTC
:( now, how shal I join them?