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ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#101 - 2012-05-26 02:55:10 UTC
Graphic depiction of the amount of water on Europa vs. the Earth. Our lovely blue ball isn't as wet as it seems.

If you're wet behind the ears in the world of Eve, join us in [SOUND] - we have a towel with your name on it.
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#102 - 2012-05-31 00:41:57 UTC
Space news: A void in the void

If you want to a-void corp hell in Eve, check out [SOUND] chat!
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#103 - 2012-06-03 00:13:53 UTC
Granted, the lead picture of a rat harnessed upright walking on a treadmill looks funny, but the fact that the little guys recovered spinal function is pretty damn cool.

Join us in [SOUND] to avoid being stuffed into a harness and forced to walk a treadmill. Eve is a big game; play all of it!
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#104 - 2012-07-02 00:05:33 UTC
From the 'food that makes you go "Erg!?"' file: Hi-falutin hot dogs

Join us in [SOUND] for nutritious, satisfying fare, balanced by pew-pew goodness.
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#105 - 2012-07-03 00:38:09 UTC
In from the dishonesty department: 172 fabricated papers?

Join us in [SOUND], where we ain't fabricatin' nothin'
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#106 - 2012-07-09 00:21:44 UTC
Acoustic Tweezers? Sonic screwdriver, here I come!

Join us in [SOUND] where we'll talk about the great tools we have to make your Eve journey a pleasant one.
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#107 - 2012-07-10 02:17:51 UTC
A microscope camera with a shutterspeed of 27 picoseconds?!?!? Holy Crap!

Join us in [SOUND], where we might not be quick enough to catch a splitting cancer cell, but we do have a pretty sharp picture.
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#108 - 2012-07-12 01:08:21 UTC
Yet another exoplanet spotting technique, yet another "Really small thing right next to really bright thing" analogy!

in [SOUND], we analogize a bit, but rarely about literal fireflies. Join us!
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#109 - 2012-07-30 00:29:44 UTC
Did you know: When her husband Caecina Paetus hesitated to kill himself honorably, his wife Arria (d. A.D. 42) snatched the dagger from her husband, stabbed herself, and handed the weapon back with the words “Paete, non dolet“ (“Paeuts, it does not hurt”).

And you'll never have a wife quite as bad-ass as that. Speaking of hesitating to get ourselves killed, Reasonable People is recruiting again, we generally do our best not to stab ourselves, no matter what the WOMENZ say. Stop by [SOUND] chat today, it will not hurt. Well, not a lot, at least.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#110 - 2012-07-31 00:21:33 UTC  |  Edited by: XavierVE
Did you know: Some dogs can detect cancer simply by smelling people’s urine.

Yeah, and when I took my Australian Shephard to a dog trainer that turned out to be terrible, the dog trainer told me that canines have no more intelligence than a 1 year old. Find me a one year old who can diagnose cancer just by smelling pee, *****. Feel free to stop by [SOUND] chat today, we generally figure out if you're a good recruit by making you urinate into a cup and passing it around to experienced corp members who judge it's aroma.
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#111 - 2012-09-09 23:02:00 UTC
Tough gel? Wait, Ferrogel? Huh, and that's the cheap stuff! Screw Technite!

If you're looking for a corp that can find new approaches to old problems, join us in [SOUND]
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#112 - 2012-09-11 00:21:35 UTC
"So, what do you do for a living?"

"Me? Oh, I give wild birds PET scans."

Turns out, crows can remember faces, the better to avoid people who shoot them. That's better than some Eve pilots!

If you're under 15 million SP, can remember that Red means 'shoot it', and can form complete sentences at least part of the time, come on into [SOUND] - we may have a proposition for you.
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#113 - 2012-09-17 00:50:22 UTC
Improvising Robots? But an Eve player knows that that's just the first step toward Rogue Drones. And those blasted Ogres - I swear my sentry drones move faster.

If you're nervous about the real-life drone threat ... well, maybe look into your meds at this point. But seriously, if you're between 1,000,000 and 15,000,000 SP and are looking for a corp where you're not bombarded by the stupid, talk to us in [SOUND]
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#114 - 2012-11-09 00:44:52 UTC
Did you know: Even though almost equal numbers of men and women spend time in the ocean, no one knows why sharks seem to prefer to attack men. In fact, nearly 90% of shark attacks have happened to men.

No one knows why? I know why. Because males are arses that go "Hey Shark, you suck Shark!" which prompts the attack, obviously. Women aren't generally known to trash-talk sharks in the same manner. Speaking of talking some trash, feel free to stop by [SOUND] so we can tell you how much you suck, too.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#115 - 2012-12-28 04:45:23 UTC
Did you know: The grasp of a newborn baby is so strong that its whole body can hang in midair, with its bent fingers supporting its weight.

They also bounce really high with even the softest throw, like a basketball. You're a baby, really, just at EVE. You're grasping at the game mechanics, and you might be able to get your body hanging in midair, but like that baby... you're probably not yet blowing up spaceships. So crawl over to [SOUND] chat, read our white paper and see if we're the crib for you.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#116 - 2012-12-31 22:14:10 UTC  |  Edited by: XavierVE
Did you know: It's New Years EVE! Yes, the night when you're supposed to play EVE.

Apparently people in my corp don't know that, hence why I need to replace all of them with people who are reading recruitment ads on New Years EVE and understand that holidays that end in EVE are nights when you're required to play EVE. Stop by [SOUND] chat tonight and we'll ring in a new corp together.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#117 - 2013-01-02 21:17:24 UTC
Did you know: The “exploding head syndrome” is a disorder in which when someone wakes up, they feel the sensation of an explosion going off in the head. This disorder typically occurs in the elderly. The syndrome causes anxiety, rapid heart rate, and sweating.

They really went all-out to name that disorder. Exploding Head Syndrome. Typically stuff like that has some fancy stupid word like Ataxymiosis or something. But no, not exploding head syndrome. Come join [SOUND] chat so we can EXPLODE YOUR HEAD with our awesome recruitment conversation. Actually, that's more like a headache to be honest.
ElectronHerd Askulf
Aridia Logistical Misdirection
#118 - 2013-01-04 02:03:23 UTC
Figures. These guys stole my tax-dodge religion. And here I was set to start the Church of the Great Coder.

If you're tired of trying to work out the mysterious ways of certain other coders in Iceland on your own, hit us up in [SOUND] chat!
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#119 - 2013-01-04 18:48:16 UTC
Did you know: In 1965, Mitt Romney was arrested for sliding down the slopes of a golf course on large blocks of ice.

Obviously this is the campaign he should have ran. Just rolling around on large blocks of ice, pretty baller. Get chill with us in [SOUND] chat today, still looking at bringing on a few COLD SOULS in for evaluation.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#120 - 2013-01-05 17:43:20 UTC
Did you know: In Lexington, Kentucky, it is against the law to carry an ice cream cone in a pocket.

NO CREAMCEALED CARRY IN KENTUCKY YO. Make sure to have your ice cream cone visible when you stop by [SOUND] chat, if we find any hidden cones in your API, you're not being recruited. Deal with it.