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Seri's Super Space Adventure

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Seriphyn Inhonores
Elusenian Cooperative
#1 - 2012-07-07 02:29:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Seriphyn Inhonores
SS DENVONNE (ANTARES-CLASS SOLAR SAILER)
LOCATION: MOORING HARBOR, ORVOLLE IV LOW ORBIT
DATE: 114.07.06
FIRST DAY


They asked me to be one of the two supervising adults onboard this solar sailer, which belongs to the girls' yacht club of the Orvolle School of Sports and Performing Arts. Apparently, if they're going to teach kids the basics of spaceflight, they don't want to stick them with icky boys. But hunks are okay, or something.

I thought it over, and said yes. Why? Because this is going to be hilariously aggravating. And I get to have my ego inflated without even trying. All I gotta do is stare at a bugged console with an intense gaze, pretending that I know what I'm doing, and bam! A good friend of mine, Lieutenant Kamsine Henneque GFN, is the other supervising adult. We decided to go with the school's get-up instead of our military uniforms.

Anyway, I got this egone that transposes my thoughts directly to datalog. Rather ha-

Sorry, I blacked out there a second.

The SS Denvonne, an Antares-class solar sailer, is the ship in question, registered to the school. It's one of the myriad civilian vessels that most capsuleers don't get access to, so this is rather exciting. It's also rather old. Standard Gallente civilian green-and-grey. Very straightforward in design, sleek and streamlined. Tube-shaped, with three primary bulkheads towards the stern, which deploy the solar sails. Just rear of the midsection are the crew quarters, nestled in some gravity centrifuges. Yeah, the whole ship is zero-g outside the crew quarters. Oh, and in the event I suck and we all fail miserably, the centrifuge modules can be ejected and we will all totally not go flying off into the sun. I mean, we'll get rescued, I'm sure.

There's an observation area located in a glass dome at the very bow of t-...wait a ******* minute...

Good grief. Anyway...

There's some ion thrusters as well, but the idea is to teach these kids the most complicated methods of space travel first, and then tell them it'll ultimately just come down to pressing a few buttons. Most of the basic principles of spaceship command applies, however. Same core systems, even a very slow warp drive that'll probably break the entire ship if we use it. I'm still looking over the charted course, and making some adjustments. This planet has a very eccentric orbit, so we'll be looking to fly around the moon to the local sun, then make a shot for the navy base around the first planet.

The club president is the captain, a Miba Landel, in charge of around thirty or so girls. She's eighteen, and a final year student. It seems the eldest get assigned as the bridge officers, with a few midyears as station operators. The youngsters (starting at eleven) seem to get stuck in stewardship and custodian roles. No drones, so lots of cleaning for them, but the novelty of being in a spaceship with only two adults watching over them is enough. Anette was going to come but...she has other commitments, unfortunately. Oh well, I guess it'll still be fun even without her...

We're all wearing uniform hoodies and matching skirts. The seniors wear soft pink hoodies, the midyears wear soft greens, and the little ones wear soft blue. Wait, obviously I don't wear a skirt. I wear an orange hoodie, by the way. If anyone cares. Kamsine wears black, because she's badass or something.

Oh, I forgot, three adults. The third is the chief engineer. Some weirdo called Bary. He's unkempt and has a greasy jumpsuit. Aha, I get it now. I'm supposed to protect the girls from him as much as I'm supposed to protect them from the dangers of space...

At least one other capsuleer said this whole thing sounded "creepy". I'm not sure I see an issue; I guess other empires are still backwards enough to not have adults teach or supervise children of the opposite gender. Ha-ha, yeaaaah. Jokes aside, this is quite a serious job. It's a good thing we'll be far from any capsuleer lanes. I guess the emerald-sleeves think this is a good outreach from service folk, in order to remind the populace that soldiers of a democracy are more than just warriors.

We leave tomorrow, assuming there's no hiccups.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#2 - 2012-07-07 02:33:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Katrina Oniseki
Hmm.

Well, this is quite an impressive initiative, General. It's actually quite heartwarming to see a soldier become a man of education. For all your faults, you do have that for a redeeming quality - you're good with children.

I do urge you to keep the children safe, away from the hungry eyes of roaming Capsuleers. If by chance, worst comes to worst, you may call me directly. Not I-RED... me. I will assist as best I can.

Children are important, no matter what empire they're from.

Katrina Oniseki

Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#3 - 2012-07-07 02:37:06 UTC
Oh, my word, could it actually be?

Could it actually be that our Seri has picked up on the art of self-deprecating ironic humour?

By God/spirits/elders/whatever, there's hope for this one yet!

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.

Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-07-07 09:19:43 UTC
Whatever our differences, it is good to see that the value of life and children is not forgotten even by soldiers.

I am sure that under your watchful eye they will remain safe, I am actually more concerned about who is going to keep you safe from them.

Good luck, Inhonores.

~Malcolm Khross

Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#5 - 2012-07-07 11:27:14 UTC
Malcolm Khross wrote:

I am sure that under your watchful eye they will remain safe, I am actually more concerned about who is going to keep you safe from them.


It is amusing to imagine what sort of silliness a bunch of young girls will subject the poor General to.

Katrina Oniseki

Tessa Scyne
Shadowknight Securities
#6 - 2012-07-07 14:14:31 UTC
Wow. Why could I not have been in a program like this as a child? Little me would have loved flying whatever was thrown her way just as much as grown-up me. *Sigh*

These Girls are the future and I applaud you and the Orvolle School of Sports and Performing Arts for seeing that. Shadowknight Securities would be willing to sponsor the purchase of a few shuttles for future lessons. Please forward my information to their administration if they show interest.

CEO, **SHADOWKNIGHT**securites ||  "Your Light in the Darkness."

Seriphyn Inhonores
Elusenian Cooperative
#7 - 2012-07-07 22:46:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Seriphyn Inhonores
SS DENVONNE (ANTARES-CLASS SOLAR SAILER)
LOCATION: ORVOLLE IV LOW ORBIT
DATE: 114.07.07
SECOND DAY


Well, as the Denvonne sets off, I've noticed that we have some support from a few capsuleers, which is nice. A couple have offered support, too, which I think I'll be calling them up on. I think one wants to sponsor the purchase of some more vessels, which is double nice.

Everything is smooth going so far. Miba is very capable and extremely mature; even Kamsine was surprised. The three of us have sat down and discussed the plan that we've committed to. I'll lead a few mini-classes for the youngsters on mechanics, astronomy, and basic navigation, but overall I think I'll be reserved to a supervising and advising role. I'll intervene in any emergencies.

Katrina Oniseki mirthfully mused about what sort of silliness the girls may subject me to during this voyage. The first, ah, 'incident' wasn't quite silly in the typical regard.

One of the seniors, a REDACTED (wtf! are you trying to get us sued? - kam), buzzed my quarters earlier this evening. Seventeen or eighteen, I think. With impish gazes and various attempts at feminine wiles, she explained to me how she had finished for the day and wouldn't be on duty til tomorrow. She said she wanted to 'relax', and by that point, I clocked on to what she was trying to do. Smiling widely at her, I said a cup of aromatic herbal tea would be a fantastic idea. Her face subsequently lit up, but then was just as quickly destroyed when I decided to invite the Lieutenant up to join us.

Oh man, she was shattered. Heartbroken, even. The three of us sat in my quarters, drinking tea, and she looked dejected the whole time, offering short sentences as replies as a complete contrast to her giddy rambling minutes earlier. Okay, I feel terrible now. I'll have to make it up to her in a professional and friendly manner at some point later on during this voyage.
Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-07-07 23:20:33 UTC
Heartbreaker, but a wise one.


Good luck again, Inhonores...it looks like you're going to need it.

~Malcolm Khross

Tessa Scyne
Shadowknight Securities
#9 - 2012-07-07 23:43:50 UTC
Oh, young love! This does bring up a key point that you may want to touch on however...

A young woman has emotions... lots of them. Every egger knows that emotions can cause issues in operation and get people killed... while I endorse expression and pursuing your feelings, you have to make sure you put that all aside and focus on the task at hand no matter how casual an opperation.

I learned the hard way how your emotions can affect your work and I'm still repairing my security status.

CEO, **SHADOWKNIGHT**securites ||  "Your Light in the Darkness."

Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#10 - 2012-07-07 23:50:13 UTC
Tessa Scyne wrote:
Oh, young love! This does bring up a key point that you may want to touch on however...

A young woman has emotions... lots of them. Every egger knows that emotions can cause issues in operation and get people killed... while I endorse expression and pursuing your feelings, you have to make sure you put that all aside and focus on the task at hand no matter how casual an opperation.

I learned the hard way how your emotions can affect your work and I'm still repairing my security status.


I don't think the General is the one suffering from emotional confusion.

Katrina Oniseki

Los Muertas
HDYLTA
#11 - 2012-07-08 05:23:42 UTC
Oh wow, a guy with a need to have his ego stroked left in charge of a group barley legal teen girls, isolated on a ship with only one other adult around and plenty of time on his hands. I think you should do yourself and your criminal record a favor right now, dock, get the hell offa that ship and resume duties in the navy before that line of revenue is barred from you for..mistakes made.
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#12 - 2012-07-08 08:06:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Makkal Hanaya
How nice of you to post her name and what happened in a venue watched by several millions. I am sure she'll not be exposed to public mockery by her peers or your fanbase at all.

Tessa Scyne wrote:
... while I endorse expression and pursuing your feelings...

If a man finds himself having 'feelings' for a girl the same age his daughter, I'd suggest counseling. Grown men should be attracted to women, not girls.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.

Mjalnar Gessenier
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-07-08 10:33:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Mjalnar Gessenier
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
Grown men should be attracted to women, not girls.


Did you know you have rather beautiful eyes, Mademoiselle... ah, Madame Hanaya?
DeadRow
Blue Canary
Watch This
#14 - 2012-07-08 12:18:35 UTC
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
If a man finds himself having 'feelings' for a girl the same age his daughter, I'd suggest counseling. Grown men should be attracted to women, not girls.


You are hardly a girl any longer at eighteen.
Seriphyn Inhonores
Elusenian Cooperative
#15 - 2012-07-08 14:28:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Seriphyn Inhonores
SS DENVONNE (ANTARES-CLASS SOLAR SAILER)
LOCATION: ORVOLLE IV EXOSPHERE
DATE: 114.07.08
THIRD DAY


Well, it took a few days, but we finally came up against some naysayers. One of them had the audacity to call the girls under my charge "barely legal". Never mind the fact most of them aren't "legal", but I have to wonder who is the real culprit in making an issue here...should we start segregating teenage boys from girls because of hormones? Wait, some places in the Federation do. Anyway, one correctly pointed out a potentially unfair 'naming and shaming', but I've had this log's universal settings tweaked so only capsuleers can access it. I edited that second log entry, idiot - kam

I know other cultures are a bit more stringent on cross-gender interaction, but really, we all have near-identical definitions of professionalism. Oh, well, I won't let it bother me. They're out killing folks by the hundreds, and I like to think I'm doing something good for a change. I think one misunderstood my intention with the senior that failed at seduction, though...

We deployed the solar sails today to expedite our transition to the moon. One of the bulkheads failed to open, so I took all the non-duty girls out into EVA. Some of them even painted their space suits! There was a girl who had her space suit's colours resemble a dragonette from Five Rings of the Southern Fortress XVIII, though most just had various patterns of their choosing. With a collective push, we opened the bulkhead. I could have done it single-handedly, but I felt it was important they get a feel for what space really is like.

Later on, however, there were some power issues. The capacitor for one of the main sails was being continuously drained. Even I couldn't find out why, after giving the girls about half an hour to figure it out for themselves. Turns out one of the youngsters had somehow mistaken one of the power outlets for one where you could charge a laptop. The freaking thing had melted, and that entire compartment was full of poisonous fumes. Me and chief engineer Bary spent the next two hours in our space suits scraping melted polyplastic off the wall, after having vented the air out of the compartment.

Had to redo the health & safety check for that entire compartment once we'd finished. Goddess, that was tedious. Having no drones to do the exact same thing is a pain-in-the-arse.

The poor girl wouldn't stop crying after, especially after a bollocking from the captain. She's the smallest one, bloody tiny in fact. Intaki, I think, with one of those blue Intaki bobs that curl outwards at the end. Has a trio of those bindis, too, that she seems to always wear. Anyway, she lost a lot of personal media like diary entries and images. I couldn't help but frown sadly as the much, much taller captain had a tough word with her in front of everyone else, fists on her hips as the little one just looked at her feet with sniffles.

In time, she'll learn that that's the least of what can happen to you in space, unfortunately. Punishment is cleaning the entire kitchen after dinner tonight. I may offer some company and conversation halfway through. With her small hands and poor reach, she may very well be up all night cleaning...oh man, I'm way too weak-willed with these things.
Tessa Scyne
Shadowknight Securities
#16 - 2012-07-08 18:05:44 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
I don't think the General is the one suffering from emotional confusion.

Makkal Hanaya wrote:
...If a man finds himself having 'feelings' for a girl the same age his daughter, I'd suggest counseling. Grown men should be attracted to women, not girls...

Seriphyn Inhonores wrote:
.... I think one misunderstood my intention with the senior that failed at seduction, though...


I fear that I was grossly misunderstood... I was stating that I think this is a teaching point that should be brought by the General to the girls... I doubt that I would have anything that I would be able to teach or advise him on other than how I personally felt as a young girl in school.

I personally let my feelings into my work along time ago and made mistakes that I regret to this day. I would hate for the girls, one of which thought it a good idea to try and seduce the General, to fight amongst themselves putting their lives and crew in danger. We all know how easy it is to impact a collidable... imagine how distracted they could be because what's-her-name said you-know-what about you-know-who and that just has them reeling.

Save hostilites for war and the boardroom. I'll be friendly with my enemy as much as possible now because I understand there is a time and place for everything, even with them. I would be much better off than I am now if someone told me this when I was their age.

CEO, **SHADOWKNIGHT**securites ||  "Your Light in the Darkness."

Zuzanna Alondra
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-07-09 05:23:01 UTC
Seriphyn Inhonores wrote:


The poor girl wouldn't stop crying after, especially after a bollocking from the captain. She's the smallest one, bloody tiny in fact. Intaki, I think, ...Has a trio of those bindis, too, that she seems to always wear. .


What?! Have children become so impatient to grow up that they accept... I did not get my center one until I was married and the other two until I became a mother! Shame culture is so hell bent on defining adult by such an arbitrary line in the sand as date of birth. It is one's life path that defines when they are an adult - not their 18th birthday.

She likely always wears them because why would one want to become a child again after being recognized as an adult. Sometime I should sit you down and explain a few cultural things to you.
Seriphyn Inhonores
Elusenian Cooperative
#18 - 2012-07-09 20:55:43 UTC
SS DENVONNE (ANTARES-CLASS SOLAR SAILER)
LOCATION: HAVEN ALEXANDRIA, ORVOLLE IV-1
DATE: 114.07.09
FOURTH DAY


I know it's only been a few days, but given how long the leg will be from Orvolle IV's moon to the sun, I figured we'd spend some time in the lunar city of Haven Alexandria for the night. Standard Gallentean subterranean affair; a working city and ecosystem, water, sky, so forth. Seems a bit redundant that I'm taking a bunch of rich private school girls on a space trip, only to spend time in a colonial city that seeks to eliminate the illusion of space altogether...

Speaking of rich private school girls, it appears Anette will be able to join us on the Denvonne for tomorrow morning! I signed the parental release, and...hm, I'm seemingly unable to log this without containing my excitement...anyway, she's a first year so will be a custodian. She won't be in a leading role whatsover, especially turning up late, so I'm eager to see how she manages with just following orders and being one of the flock.

It's funny when I think about it. Alright, funny's not the word. Before Vevelonel, Anette was a very timid and shy girl. Since then, and since her career took off, she's become a completely different person, as if constantly striving to reach her potential. She's what some call an "alpha girl" (without the social condescension I hope), which is unsurprising I guess, given my own 'standing' in the circles I've been apart of over the years. I know her future is made so long as I can support her as a capsuleer.

However, a question I will always ask myself...was the death of her maman and baby brother a price worth paying for this?
Hans Nardieu
Federal Nationalist Party
#19 - 2012-07-10 07:46:08 UTC
I laud the General's effort to show the human face of soldiering.

Col. Hans Nardieu (ret.) Chairman, National Party of the Federated Union of Gallente Prime Office of the Party Headquarters, Villore VII-6 Senate Bureau Station

Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#20 - 2012-07-10 13:18:00 UTC
Hans Nardieu wrote:
I laud the General's effort to show the human face of soldiering.


As do I.

Katrina Oniseki

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