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Daniel Blackwell
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-07-07 06:40:18 UTC
This is driving me up a f***ing wall.
Every time.
EVERY TIME I go to my captain quarters Aura's stupid face pops up and starts telling me a bunch of garbage I already know.
I've tried turning off tutorials in options, but here's the kicker, the only way to get the pop up box to go away(there is no 'x' button WTF) is to go to the tutorials and click on the career agent tutorial and spam 'next'.

But guess what, when I open the agent tutorial IT PUTS THE SHOW TUTORIAL OPTION BACK ON.

WHY.

Why is there no 'x' button on the tutorials?
Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#2 - 2012-07-07 06:42:25 UTC
L2P Eve

[Insert witty quote here]
Corvus Borealis
AUS-BadBadNotGood
#3 - 2012-07-07 07:10:36 UTC
Aura is hot.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-07-07 07:12:26 UTC
If you actually read the options, there is a way to stop that from happening. Read them. Learn them. Love them.

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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#5 - 2012-07-07 07:14:14 UTC
Hihihihi… silly capsuleer.

♥ Aura.
Bobo Cindekela
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-07-07 07:31:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Bobo Cindekela
turn of CQ?

You are about to engage in an arguement with a forum alt,  this is your final warning.
Dr Frust
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-07-07 08:14:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Dr Frust
So.. you're beeing stalked by an AI? Sounds like you got one of those old AI models..

Early trials with AIs specifically designed to deal with pod pilots were resounding failures. They attempted to interface with the pilot directly, much as the pilot interfaced with his ship. This frequently lead to confusion, headaches, and even bouts of paranoia. The solution was to take a technological step backward, replacing the direct interface with a voice which spoke to the pilot instead of attempting to manipulate his brainwaves. Source: http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Aura

Why don't you file a complaint to the responsible authorities?
David Cedarbridge
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-07-07 09:20:06 UTC
Daniel Blackwell wrote:
But guess what, when I open the agent tutorial IT PUTS THE SHOW TUTORIAL OPTION BACK ON.

I found your problem.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-07-07 15:54:20 UTC
I love Aura. Wish she would talk more. Smile

Bring your possibles.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#10 - 2012-07-07 18:42:26 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
I love Aura. Wish she would talk more. Smile


not 'nuff Aura in EVE I suppose. all she says is usually "Warp Drive Active".
needs more cowbell.
Unimaginative Guy
Dutch Squad
#11 - 2012-07-07 20:52:22 UTC
I wish when I launched missiles Aura would occasionally say 'fire all photon torpedos"
Arkturus McFadden
Anukar
#12 - 2012-07-07 20:54:58 UTC
What you talkin about, Aura is great!
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#13 - 2012-07-07 20:57:41 UTC
I think of Aura whenever I dock. Smile

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Empress BJ
Rl'yeh Interstellar Ltd.
#14 - 2012-07-07 22:16:49 UTC
Dear OP

Aura is not the problem

The boredom from being locked in a 10x10 prison cell (aka CQ) has already gotten to you

Turn it off. Before it is too late.

We don't want to find you hanging next to your pod ladder.

Stop the madness. End CQ now!

Luvs

Empy
Viktor Fyretracker
Emminent Terraforming
#15 - 2012-07-07 22:29:18 UTC
be happy Aura isnt GLaDOS or the HAL9000

EVE is like swimming on a beach in shark infested waters,  There is however a catch...  The EVE Beach you also have to wonder which fellow swimmer will try and eat you before the sharks.
Benjamin Eastwood
#16 - 2012-07-07 23:24:59 UTC
Unimaginative Guy wrote:
I wish when I launched missiles Aura would occasionally say 'fire all photon torpedos"


I would love that. I feel so lonely in my internet spaceship sometimes, having a voice tell me redundant things would at least lighten the mood.


Or better, allow Aura to report directly on ammo reserves and shield, armor, and hull strength.

"Endless ISK, the sinews of war"
Linda Shadowborn
Dark Steel Industries
#17 - 2012-07-07 23:31:14 UTC
Benjamin Eastwood wrote:
Unimaginative Guy wrote:
I wish when I launched missiles Aura would occasionally say 'fire all photon torpedos"


I would love that. I feel so lonely in my internet spaceship sometimes, having a voice tell me redundant things would at least lighten the mood.


Or better, allow Aura to report directly on ammo reserves and shield, armor, and hull strength.


THIS!

have her go.. silly capsuleer you are out of shields now.. or something rather then the beep beep! argh. gives me a headache
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2012-07-08 00:23:46 UTC
Creating a thread about this in General Discussion is very doubtful to get a serious reply, clearly demonstrated by the majority of replies already posted. At the very least, it should only be done as a last option.

http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tutorial

The first option to disable the Aura NPE tutorial is after the very first skill book is injected and skill training is started. That should also work in conjunction with the Esc Menu options.

Quote:
Once done with injecting and training the skill, AURA will proceed with the Pilot Certification Course and send you off to your first missions. Note: You MUST at least inject the skill you receive in order to proceed. Once you have done so, you can close the tutorial at this point if you are not interested in the further training missions and want to be on your way on your own.


Next option is just complete the Aura NPE tutorial. If you don't want to do that, then just do the most important option of all :

Quote:
Please note: Should you encounter any issues with the tutorial or any in-game problem, please do not hesitate to contact Customer Support. This can be done by pressing the F12 key or clicking on the Help tool in the Neocom. From the support tab, the “Create New Petition” button can be pressed to create a support ticket to the EVE Customer Support team.



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Ursula Thrace
Dreamland Augmented Consortium
#19 - 2012-07-08 01:22:39 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
not 'nuff Aura in EVE I suppose. all she says is usually "Warp Drive Active".
needs more cowbell.


this made me literally lol. Lol

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#20 - 2012-07-08 13:43:55 UTC
Linda Shadowborn wrote:
Benjamin Eastwood wrote:
Or better, allow Aura to report directly on ammo reserves and shield, armor, and hull strength.


THIS!

have her go.. silly capsuleer you are out of shields now.. or something rather then the beep beep! argh. gives me a headache

T to the H to the I to the S
best. idea. ever.