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Quick! How do I join the Goonswarm Federation?!
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Esme Westenn
Island Stellar Syndicate
#1 - 2011-10-09 03:58:29 UTC
Attention
Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2011-10-09 04:01:40 UTC
1: Become an idiot. Easiest way to do this is to drill a large hole into your brain.

2: Pay a Goonswarm "recruiter" a lot of money.

3: Get all your assets into a freighter and start the trip up the pipe to Dek.

4: Lose your ship, pod and all of your possessions to a Goonswarm fleet as soon as you jump to Nullsec.

5: Leave Goonswarm.

Congratulations...you joined Goonswarm!

Bounties for all! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2279821#post2279821
Esme Westenn
Island Stellar Syndicate
#3 - 2011-10-09 04:05:22 UTC
lol- killing time.
Brother ThantosXI
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-10-09 04:09:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Brother ThantosXI
Tryed to join Goonwaffles today. Their forum would not take my api and the recruiter called me a spy. Really a spy? For god sakes, I have killed at least 200 goons, I am not a spy. Just a hired gun, it's in my god dam record.
Thomas Orca
Broski is ded
#5 - 2011-10-09 04:17:10 UTC
I hear they like **** jokes.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#6 - 2011-10-09 04:18:19 UTC
i hear asking on the eve forums is a great way

make sure you can afford the recruitment fee
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-10-09 04:24:07 UTC
Send me a mail in-game.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group
#8 - 2011-10-09 04:25:20 UTC  |  Edited by: ACY GTMI
1. Trash brain cells.
2. Trash morals.
3. Trash ethics
4. Buy a capital ship that you just barely have the skills to get out of the hanger.

5. See above. :)
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#9 - 2011-10-09 04:26:30 UTC
ACY GTMI wrote:
1. Trash brain cells.
2. Trash morals.
3. Trash ethics.
4. Buy a rifter that you just barely have the skills to get out of the hanger.


FTFY
Fortune Taker
#10 - 2011-10-09 04:34:06 UTC
Send me 500 mil isk and you are in
ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group
#11 - 2011-10-09 04:34:39 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
ACY GTMI wrote:
1. Trash brain cells.
2. Trash morals.
3. Trash ethics.
4. Buy a rifter that you just barely have the skills to get out of the hanger.


FTFY



Thank you. My mistake. :)
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2011-10-09 05:36:05 UTC
When I wanted to join I had to pay a 500 million isk security deposit in case I was a spy. After a week it was returned to me with interest. Even better than that was how helpful they were moving all my possessions to nullsec in their jump freighters...that saved me a ton of time.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2011-10-09 05:45:53 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
When I wanted to join I had to pay a 500 million isk security deposit in case I was a spy.

QFT.

Make the 500M ISK payable Ladie Harlot. She's their recruiting officer. #1 recruiting officer. I believe she has a medal too.
mechtech
Ice Liberation Army
#14 - 2011-10-09 05:52:23 UTC
They're based out of the SomethingAwful forums. Make sure you don't have any anti-goon history on your character record as well.
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Midgard Academy
#15 - 2011-10-09 05:54:58 UTC
You have to send me a security deposit for the bg check then send a goon recruiter the other half.

Why Can't I have a picture signature.

Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2011-10-09 06:24:36 UTC
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
When I wanted to join I had to pay a 500 million isk security deposit in case I was a spy.

QFT.

Make the 500M ISK payable Ladie Harlot. She's their recruiting officer. #1 recruiting officer. I believe she has a medal too.

I wish I could be a recruiting officer! But I'm just a lowly worker bee making iskies for my toonies.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#17 - 2011-10-09 06:26:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Tippia
Pay $10.
Go post in this thread that you want to join.
When that doesn't work, go find a recruiter and have 300M ISK ready for the security deposit.
Go post in this thread about the results.
Then report back here.
Dubez
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2011-10-09 07:17:29 UTC
this is going to end well..
Kengutsi Akira
Doomheim
#19 - 2011-10-09 07:39:39 UTC
Esme Westenn wrote:
Attention


You dont from EVE

"Is it fair that CCP can get away with..." :: checks ownership on the box ::

Yes
Karim alRashid
Starboard.
#20 - 2011-10-09 07:50:59 UTC
Vertisce Soritenshi wrote:
1: Become an idiot. Easiest way to do this is to drill a large hole into your brain.

2: Pay a Goonswarm "recruiter" a lot of money.

3: Get all your assets into a freighter and start the trip up the pipe to Dek.

4: Lose your ship, pod and all of your possessions to a Goonswarm fleet as soon as you jump to Nullsec.

5: Leave Goonswarm.

Congratulations...you joined Goonswarm!



Is this speaking from experience?

If yes, then you're idiot, according to your point 1.

If not, then you're idiot for talking out of your ass about something you've got no idea.

Pain is weakness leaving the body http://www.youtube.com/user/AlRashidKarim/videos
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