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Open Season : Goonswarm Wants YOU! — To Kill All Miners

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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-10-09 00:12:29 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Phantom
Hello Space Friends;

My name is sky captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and I am here to inform you of an outstanding opportunity awaiting each and every one of you. Following the unprecedented success of Operation : Goonswarm Shrugged, it has been decided that we shall expand these operations. Whereas previously ice interdiction efforts had been limited to Gallente space and the bounty payouts were exclusive to Goonswarm Federation and her allies, it has been decided that both of these limitations shall be rescinded. In plain English, this means that you—yes, you, dear pubbie—may now participate in high-security ganking subsidized by bounty payouts; moreover, these operations shall expand to include Caldari high security space as well as Gallente high security space.

So how does this work? It's very simple. Any ship on the below list is eligible for a bounty payout, so long as it is destroyed in Caldari or Gallente high security space. Let me say that again: in order for a kill to be eligible for bounty payouts, the kill must occur in either Caldari high security space or Gallente high security space. Another provision is that the killmail must be API-verified in order for the pilot to receive payment.

ELIGIBLE SHIPS & BOUNTY PAYOUTS
  • 500 million ISK : Anshar, Ark, Nomad, Rhea
  • 250 million ISK : Orca; Charon, Fenrir, Obelisk, Providence
  • 25 million ISK : Hulk
  • 10 million ISK : Mackinaw; Capsule*
  • 5 million ISK : Covetor, Procurer, Retriever, Skiff; Bustard, Crane, Impel, Mastodon, Occator, Prorator, Prowler, Viator

  • *Note: In order to receive 10 million ISK for a capsule kill, the specific capsule must belong to the pilot of one of the ships for which you are submitting a killmail that meets the eligibility requirements; i.e., if you kill a Hulk and get his pod, that's 35 million ISK for you, but if you kill a Hulk and some random guy's pod that's just 25 million ISK. In order to verify your API for eligibility with this program, please click this link and send the API details to one of the individuals on the contact list. Be sure to send EVEmails for bounty payout requests from the character that's on the killmail, or else you WILL NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING.

    To submit your request for a bounty payout, send one (1) killmail per evemail with the subject "GOONSWARM SHRUGGED" to one (1) of the individuals on the contact list at the bottom of this post. Any double-posts or mails sent to multiple individuals on the contact list WILL NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING, and you may find yourself blacklisted from the program. Proper format for bounty payout requests (via EVEmail) is illustrated with this example:
    Quote:
    GOONSWARM SHRUGGED
    From: Lyris Nairn
    Sent : 2011.10.03 18:48
    To: thecrate

    2011.10.01 17:09:00

    Victim: Argozalla
    Corp: Azure Horizon
    Alliance: Unknown
    Faction: Unknown
    Destroyed: Retriever
    System: Deninard
    Security: 0.7
    Damage Taken: 1265

    Involved parties:

    Name: Lyris Nairn (laid the final blow)
    Security: -0.7
    Corp: GoonWaffe
    Alliance: Goonswarm Federation
    Faction: NONE
    Ship: Typhoon
    Weapon: Large 'Notos' Explosive Charge I
    Damage Done: 1265

    Destroyed items:

    Hobgoblin I (Drone Bay)
    Expanded Cargohold II, Qty: 2
    Warrior I (Drone Bay)
    Ice Harvester II

    Dropped items:

    Ice Harvester II


    Contact list: Venus Vermillion

    Edit: Please do not impersonate other players, thank you. CCP Phantom.

    Sky Captain of Your Heart

    Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

    Buruk Utama
    Science and Trade Institute
    Caldari State
    #2 - 2011-10-09 00:29:22 UTC
    They will then happily contract your payment to you and you'll notice your wallet short several million iskies.

    This is a funny post and the tears from griefer wantabes will be fun to watch as they lose their ship, standings and are surprised there is no payout.
    Surfin's PlunderBunny
    Sebiestor Tribe
    Minmatar Republic
    #3 - 2011-10-09 00:43:19 UTC
    I vouch for the Goons' honorable ways and their flawless track record of never ripping anyone off.

    "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

    Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

    Lykouleon
    Noble Sentiments
    Second Empire.
    #4 - 2011-10-09 01:13:35 UTC
    Deth2alliceminers

    Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword

    Elise DarkStar
    Garoun Investment Bank
    Gallente Federation
    #5 - 2011-10-09 01:26:10 UTC
    Who?
    Danks
    Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
    #6 - 2011-10-09 01:28:51 UTC
    Tech II haulers should be more than 5 mil
    Kehro Urgus
    University of Caille
    Gallente Federation
    #7 - 2011-10-09 01:29:42 UTC
    They'll only pay to GSF people, dont bother with it if expecting to recieve anything.Roll

    Yeeee! 

    Lyris Nairn
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #8 - 2011-10-09 01:34:52 UTC
    Elise DarkStar wrote:
    Who?

    What?

    Sky Captain of Your Heart

    Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

    Elise DarkStar
    Garoun Investment Bank
    Gallente Federation
    #9 - 2011-10-09 01:41:26 UTC
    Lyris Nairn wrote:
    Elise DarkStar wrote:
    Who?

    What?


    Hehn?
    Taedrin
    Federal Navy Academy
    Gallente Federation
    #10 - 2011-10-09 01:55:05 UTC
    Will be interesting to see if there is any actually foolish enough to trust the goons to pay up. And if the goons AREN'T actually just scamming this time, I may have to make some changes to my Jita runs for the foreseeable future Shocked
    Clarina Kusoni
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #11 - 2011-10-09 01:58:09 UTC
    Elise DarkStar wrote:
    Lyris Nairn wrote:
    Elise DarkStar wrote:
    Who?

    What?


    Hehn?


    Wer?
    Lyris Nairn
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #12 - 2011-10-09 01:58:47 UTC
    Y

    Sky Captain of Your Heart

    Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

    Nephilius
    Deep Core Mining Inc.
    Caldari State
    #13 - 2011-10-09 03:26:19 UTC
    Fun, do their bidding and get jack all for it. Don't drink the kool-aid, kids. They'll just cackle madly at you.
    "If."
    
    Ladie Harlot
    Viziam
    Amarr Empire
    #14 - 2011-10-09 06:42:20 UTC
    Taedrin wrote:
    Will be interesting to see if there is any actually foolish enough to trust the goons to pay up. And if the goons AREN'T actually just scamming this time, I may have to make some changes to my Jita runs for the foreseeable future Shocked

    I completely understand people thinking this is a scam but look at it from our point of view. Goons killing carebear miners is fun but getting the pubbies to turn on each other is Nirvana. Eventually a few people will be brave enough to try this and will get paid and hopefully spread the word

    The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

    Lyris Nairn
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #15 - 2011-10-09 06:59:51 UTC
    Danks wrote:
    Tech II haulers should be more than 5 mil

    I don't make the rules, buddy. I just post them. But as an insight to what's going on here, the goal is that the bounty payment will (mostly) cover the cost of the ship(s) required to kill a given target. Are you a bad enough dude to pop a Tech II hauler with a couple of cruisers?

    Sky Captain of Your Heart

    Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

    Cidwm
    Doomheim
    #16 - 2011-10-09 10:22:47 UTC
    so you want us to to try and trust the largest set of scammers and low lives in EVE to pay us for any kills we conduct against industrials, and do your dirty work? o.O yeah... that makes sense...
    Akrasjel Lanate
    Immemorial Coalescence Administration
    Immemorial Coalescence
    #17 - 2011-10-09 11:00:27 UTC
    And killmails from what date(from the time you posted this postStraight) count ?

    CEO of Lanate Industries

    Citizen of Solitude

    Feligast
    Brutor Tribe
    Minmatar Republic
    #18 - 2011-10-09 11:14:30 UTC
    Cidwm wrote:
    so you want us to to try and trust the largest set of scammers and low lives in EVE to pay us for any kills we conduct against industrials, and do your dirty work? o.O yeah... that makes sense...


    When did Istvaan post in here? What?
    Xylorn Hasher
    Caldari Provisions
    Caldari State
    #19 - 2011-10-09 11:26:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Xylorn Hasher
    Nice nice, but why not in Minmatar space?

    Also your bounties are set below ship+fit costs in case of: Orca ( 200k EHP on it at least ), Hulk ( T2 fitted Brutix is needed ).
    But Retriever have huge bounty on it in other hand ( i only need T1 fitted Thrasher to kill one which cost is below 1m ISK ).


    I've just spotted that you require API for whatever reason you need it.

    Is API verified killboard on Battleclinic enough for you?
    I'm not crazy enough to give my API to the Goons for God's sake.

    All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.

    Dirty Wizard
    Doomheim
    #20 - 2011-10-09 11:41:34 UTC
    Yeah no.

    We all saw your memo about trying to control the ice market. Not going to help you do that.

    (signature removed due to stupid)

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