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Goonswarm Recuritment Scam Warning (incl. Epic List of Recruitment Scammers!)
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Cerebral Wolf
N.A.G.A Too
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#21 - 2012-07-05 06:03:38 UTC
When are they going to learn that we get more legit applications from and recruits because of threads like this?..

I joined up because of one of these threads and the tears it caused. I got my deposit back and interest. I actually made money by joining them.
Alice Shimaya
Special Weapons and Tactics.
#22 - 2012-07-05 06:05:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Alice Shimaya
MOAR GOONS IN THIS THREAD PLZ!!! Twisted

(and their Jita alts ofc)
Morgorathi
Euaemon
#23 - 2012-07-05 06:06:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Morgorathi
I think the most important part of this thread is when the scammer whined on the forums about 'trollan gunez an breakin der scam machin'.

The Greater Goon accepts 'Mentally Deficient Persons'; Alice is always welcome.

When did Crime & Punishment become the mercenary employment board?
Alice Shimaya
Special Weapons and Tactics.
#24 - 2012-07-05 06:11:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Alice Shimaya
Johnny Raines wrote:

Good luck with your crusade, OP. Just out of interest, did you ever get YOUR 500mil back after they rejected you?


You'd probably be much surprised sir, but I've trained googling to 6. So, your question and assumption are irrelevant to me.

@Morgorathi: these forums like me sir, the amount of stars that hid your failed attempt at calling me something awful (before you put in that extra ' at the end) actually resembled one word: "failure".
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-07-05 06:13:50 UTC  |  Edited by: InternetSpaceship
Alice Shimaya wrote:
InternetSpaceship wrote:

BTW according to your own signature, this thread will actuallyu help you identify these scammers as well! So I'm actually doing you a favor.

Let's keep the thread rolling guys and girls!


It actually does, but it also invites waves of idiots who simply botched the process to evemail me whining about being scammed.

[quote=Alice Shimaya]MOAR GOONS IN THIS THREAD PLZ!!! Twisted

(and their Jita alts ofc)


Funny how a thread slamming all goons as scammers might draw goons. Also, literally everyone on the forums is an alt. Someone say something you don't agree with? Clearly an alt.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
Alice Shimaya
Special Weapons and Tactics.
#26 - 2012-07-05 06:17:07 UTC
InternetSpaceship wrote:

... but it also invites waves of idiots...


I cannot agree with this statement moar. Please take your well-deserved candy off the top shelf.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#27 - 2012-07-05 06:23:05 UTC
If in these days people still get scammed by a goon they most likely do not deserve better.

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Cerebral Wolf
N.A.G.A Too
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#28 - 2012-07-05 06:23:35 UTC
I don't think he was scammed, i think he's just attention seeking and this is obviously as easy way to gain it....Goon bashing seems to be a bit of a sport with the underachievers around here.
Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2012-07-05 06:27:16 UTC
Cerebral Wolf wrote:
When are they going to learn that we get more legit applications from and recruits because of threads like this?..

I joined up because of one of these threads and the tears it caused. I got my deposit back and interest. I actually made money by joining them.

My story is basically the same. I wonder what got this alice person rejected. The sperg or some hostile corp history?
Johnny Raines
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2012-07-05 06:28:45 UTC
Alice Shimaya wrote:


(and their Jita alts ofc)


Nice!

I see what you did there. Actually, I'm in Dodixie right now learning hacking 3 followed by archeology 3 iirc.
That said, this has to be a troll thread....right? I mean, you HAVE to see that you're actually helping them recruit with threads like these.

"Hey! New Player! Would you rather be the scammer or the scammed?"

[hint: it's not a trick question]




FYI, I'm genuinely a new player (not that I expect you to believe me, nor care if you do). I started my first character approximately 10 days ago after I decided that SWTOR wasn't worth my time anymore.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-07-05 06:29:20 UTC
Cerebral Wolf wrote:
I don't think he was scammed, i think he's just attention seeking and this is obviously as easy way to gain it....Goon bashing seems to be a bit of a sport with the underachievers around here.


Well, these forums are pretty much all about us.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
Alice Shimaya
Special Weapons and Tactics.
#32 - 2012-07-05 06:33:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Alice Shimaya
Johnny Raines wrote:


... Actually, I'm in Dodixie right now learning hacking 3 followed by archeology 3 iirc.
That said, this has to be a troll thread....right? I mean, you HAVE to see that you're actually helping them recruit with threads like these.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dpTQRPdDGU

Attention I have no intention to troll anyone. Please let me continue with my mission sir.

Arrow I have no problem with helping goons recruit more goons. This thread will then eventually grow so big, CCP will have to put it on its own node alongside Jita. GO CFC!!!
Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2012-07-05 06:43:09 UTC
Alice Shimaya wrote:
Johnny Raines wrote:


... Actually, I'm in Dodixie right now learning hacking 3 followed by archeology 3 iirc.
That said, this has to be a troll thread....right? I mean, you HAVE to see that you're actually helping them recruit with threads like these.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dpTQRPdDGU

Attention I have no intention to troll anyone. Please let me continue with my mission sir.

Arrow I have no problem with helping goons recruit more goons. This thread will then eventually grow so big, CCP will have to put it on its own node alongside Jita. GO CFC!!!


This is why I hate the internet. it's really hard to tell if the poster of a particular thing is just the worst poster ever or the worst troll.
Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2012-07-05 06:43:44 UTC
nice alt though mind posting from your main we want to see who was scammed
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-07-05 06:44:23 UTC
Sir Marksalot wrote:
Alice Shimaya wrote:
Johnny Raines wrote:


... Actually, I'm in Dodixie right now learning hacking 3 followed by archeology 3 iirc.
That said, this has to be a troll thread....right? I mean, you HAVE to see that you're actually helping them recruit with threads like these.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dpTQRPdDGU

Attention I have no intention to troll anyone. Please let me continue with my mission sir.

Arrow I have no problem with helping goons recruit more goons. This thread will then eventually grow so big, CCP will have to put it on its own node alongside Jita. GO CFC!!!


This is why I hate the internet. it's really hard to tell if the poster of a particular thing is just the worst poster ever or the worst troll.


There is generally a lot of overlap there. Good trolls are a rare and wonderous thing.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
Alice Shimaya
Special Weapons and Tactics.
#36 - 2012-07-05 06:48:05 UTC
Sir Marksalot wrote:

This is why I hate the internet. it's really hard to tell if the poster of a particular thing is just the worst poster ever or the worst troll.


Steps to take to stop hating the Internet:
1. Relax.
2. Turn off your computer and go outside for a few hours a day. Play some sports. It is also recommended to take a 15-minute break every hour while using a computer.
3. Get a spouse. This helps a lot.
4. If all of the above fails, disconnect your modem and seek immediate counseling.
Cerebral Wolf
N.A.G.A Too
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#37 - 2012-07-05 06:49:50 UTC
Sir Marksalot wrote:
Cerebral Wolf wrote:
When are they going to learn that we get more legit applications from and recruits because of threads like this?..

I joined up because of one of these threads and the tears it caused. I got my deposit back and interest. I actually made money by joining them.

My story is basically the same. I wonder what got this alice person rejected. The sperg or some hostile corp history?


Blatantly the sperg.
Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2012-07-05 06:49:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir Marksalot
Alice Shimaya wrote:
Sir Marksalot wrote:

This is why I hate the internet. it's really hard to tell if the poster of a particular thing is just the worst poster ever or the worst troll.


Steps to take to stop hating the Internet:
1. Relax.
2. Turn off your computer and go outside for a few hours a day. Play some sports. It is also recommended to take a 15-minute break every hour while using a computer.
3. Get a spouse. This helps a lot.
4. If all of the above fails, disconnect your modem and seek immediate counseling.



InternetSpaceship, just look at this. This is what I was talking about. I'm not sure if we're actually talking to a literal child, or if it's a manchild acting like a smaller child.

e: the guy reminds me of the dumb kids that I used to play against in halo2
Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2012-07-05 06:52:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir Marksalot
Seriously you should brush up on your basic human interaction skills a bit. Even if what you were saying was true, you present yourself as such an unlikable character that literally noone will listen.


e: dont make the joke about him getting Basic Human Interaction to at least 2 or I swear I will shank someone
Alice Shimaya
Special Weapons and Tactics.
#40 - 2012-07-05 06:56:32 UTC
Sir Marksalot wrote:
Seriously you should brush up on your basic human interaction skills a bit. Even if what you were saying was true, you present yourself as such an unlikable character that literally noone will listen.


e: dont make the joke about him getting Basic Human Interaction to at least 2 or I swear I will shank someone


Didn't you know? This is what Jita alts are for. They do not need to train Human Interaction at all. And please stop attempting to troll in my thread dedicated to help new players not be scammed. I am on a mission here.

P.S. My name is Alice. Don't trust Goonswarm.