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THESE COMMENTATORS ARE TERRIBLE

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michael boltonIII
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#61 - 2012-07-02 20:03:57 UTC
Lazarus Telraven wrote:
Rer Eirikr wrote:
Haters gonna hate. vOv I happen to like all of the commentators this year (though Laz has a wee bit of a monotone sometimes), and as a lover of puns I found the Vindicator joke to be spot on, like an aged wine. Lol


hey now, im working on it :p why dont you go mass MarineMauraderMedivac about it :mad:

seriousedit: give me your exact terran build order.. i forgot it >.> Or maybe Team Liquid wants to teach me how to be pro at SC2 (Just started playing cpl weeks ago and already ranked 2nd in bronze as Protoss.. im sorta a big deal in SC2 (no im not))


I've given you exact build orders bro, you just need to actually spend all your money and not skip scv/depot production. Some day you will make it all the way up to diamond with me, and truly realize how bad even diamond players are at SC2.
Zedd Al'thor
Bringing Solo Back
#62 - 2012-07-02 22:51:32 UTC
Lazarus Telraven wrote:

seriousedit: give me your exact terran build order.. i forgot it >.> Or maybe Team Liquid wants to teach me how to be pro at SC2 (Just started playing cpl weeks ago and already ranked 2nd in bronze as Protoss.. im sorta a big deal in SC2 (no im not))


You are assuming we actually play SC2...
Karah Serrigan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#63 - 2012-07-03 11:54:43 UTC
michael boltonIII wrote:
Lazarus Telraven wrote:
Rer Eirikr wrote:
Haters gonna hate. vOv I happen to like all of the commentators this year (though Laz has a wee bit of a monotone sometimes), and as a lover of puns I found the Vindicator joke to be spot on, like an aged wine. Lol


hey now, im working on it :p why dont you go mass MarineMauraderMedivac about it :mad:

seriousedit: give me your exact terran build order.. i forgot it >.> Or maybe Team Liquid wants to teach me how to be pro at SC2 (Just started playing cpl weeks ago and already ranked 2nd in bronze as Protoss.. im sorta a big deal in SC2 (no im not))


I've given you exact build orders bro, you just need to actually spend all your money and not skip scv/depot production. Some day you will make it all the way up to diamond with me, and truly realize how bad even diamond players are at SC2.

Just wait till you realize that even GSL players are truly awful at sc2. That is until flash jaedong bisu etc finally catch up and start powning :)
DHB WildCat
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
#64 - 2012-07-03 13:29:28 UTC
Actually everyone is doing rather well this year. Kil2 is solid as usual and even the new faces like laz are are doing great with commenting on whats happening and theory crafting. My real only complaint is MB3, the amount of ums, yeahs, ehs.... is similar to a barbie doll from california, but I know this is difficult to do am hoping the nerves die down in the upcoming weeks.

Just dont make jokes, dont try to be cute, just commentate on the event at hand. Thats all we want and gj guys.
Rer Eirikr
The Scope
#65 - 2012-07-03 13:52:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Rer Eirikr
Lazarus Telraven wrote:
Rer Eirikr wrote:
Haters gonna hate. vOv I happen to like all of the commentators this year (though Laz has a wee bit of a monotone sometimes), and as a lover of puns I found the Vindicator joke to be spot on, like an aged wine. Lol


hey now, im working on it :p why dont you go mass MarineMauraderMedivac about it :mad:

seriousedit: give me your exact terran build order.. i forgot it >.> Or maybe Team Liquid wants to teach me how to be pro at SC2 (Just started playing cpl weeks ago and already ranked 2nd in bronze as Protoss.. im sorta a big deal in SC2 (no im not))


Trust me if there's one dude's build order that you don't want, its mine.

"Get 2-3 Racks, Expand, get like 5 more Racks"

Build a **** load of Marine/Marauder/Medivac

Attack Move Blink Though I'd be happy to practice 1v1s with you sometime.
Keimi chwan
Doomheim
#66 - 2012-07-03 15:23:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Keimi chwan
We need more 'in depth' talk. I'm referring to the match of THE SPACE P0LICE where one tengu died in almost full shield to 3 Taloses. The commentators were amazed which is not so weird if you spend a little time in pvp you would know that taloses ripp through ships (like most T3 bcs) if their positon is set up well. It woul be nice if they would talk more about how good their engagement is. Are they in a good/bad position? Is their angle good? Changing ammo types for ranges? Is their speed favoring them? Why are they not moving but rather shooting stationary?

More camera views on the battlefield
Also the camera view is bad often times. Its zoomed in on one ship, and literaly just on one ship. We need to see whats happening on the field, so zoom out more and show us the bigger picture.

Opinions on ships should be more constructive and short
When any commentators give opinions about their 'favorite ships' tell us more why and how its a great ship instead of the 'Its so good. It can tank so much. The damage is so great. It can fly so fast'.
Instead give us something we can awe about. like: The imperial navy slicer is good, because you can kite well with it. If you fit locus rigs you will increase your optimal and with scorch ammo your range can extend to 24kmish range which is compared to ...... This allows you to.......Also the speed is.....But the weaknes is ..... you get what I mean.

Tips for the commentators
I do not blame the commentators for their current performance. There is few practice material out there. In games such as starcraft you can record and playback all matches thus the commentating level is much higher in that game (day9 is a well known commentator explaining progamers tactics). However in Eve there is no recording of your battles so its hard to become good at commentating with no way of praticing it.

But I think the commentators can improve alot by going through a few simple steps:


1. What are the teams flying (what are the roles of each ship)
2. What would be the best primary and/or secondary targets? (or rather what are the different approaches to handle the team's compositions)
3. Check their high slots (gun types)
4. Check their velocity (nano, mwd, ab, armor buffer tank)
5. Check their range (strategy, sniper/kite or brawl)
6. Check angular velocity (guns) or velocity (missiles) (how hard can they hit from their current position)
roigon
TURN LEFT
#67 - 2012-07-03 15:54:12 UTC
I think the commentators are doing a fine job for what they are doing.

Eve isn't sc2. You can't just look at a build-order and automatically know what the player is going to do. This is the AT and people will field ecm rifters and armor sleipnirs. Perhaps it would be cool if the commentators could get full fittings before a match so they could better prepare their commentary, but this being eve I doubt people would trust it/want it.

I also would reiterate on what others have said and request more tactical camera footage of the battle instead of extreme closeups of wrecks/frigates/drones. I mean sure, some eye-candy now and then is appreciated, but now it's like 95% eye-candy 5% tactical shots of positions.
Keimi chwan
Doomheim
#68 - 2012-07-03 16:12:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Keimi chwan
roigon wrote:

Eve isn't sc2. You can't just look at a build-order and automatically know what the player is going to do. This is the AT and people will field ecm rifters and armor sleipnirs. Perhaps it would be cool if the commentators could get full fittings before a match so they could better prepare their commentary, but this being eve I doubt people would trust it/want it.


A ship flying at 1km/s or 2km/s already tells alot about his fitting and what type of weapons he has fitted. Thus narrows the possible strategies the team can do in order to beat the enemy.
Giving the commentators their fits would help alot, but they dont need it. Just as much you dont need to see everyting of your opponent in starcraft. Much is shown of the enemy just by the sheer sight of how they are flying. Take for example a kiting frigate vs. a brawling frigate. The kiting frigate would probably have a mwd and would fly around 20km with a long point while the brawling frigate would try to close in the gap to get his scram on the opponent. Just by looking at how the frigates engage exposes what they are fitted for and narrows the possible strategies.

It bothers me that they don't talk about any of the variables in battle and link them to how this affects their damage/tank and/or set up; velocity, angle and weapon type and ammo. Its not alot of effort to talk about this type of stuff if you play pvp in eve, because this is just basic stuff you deal with everytime you engage someone.

roigon wrote:

I also would reiterate on what others have said and request more tactical camera footage of the battle instead of extreme closeups of wrecks/frigates/drones. I mean sure, some eye-candy now and then is appreciated, but now it's like 95% eye-candy 5% tactical shots of positions.


'Oh a hawk just died' - meanwhile camera man is trying to get the best angle on wreck and bc.

Just rewatched Goonswarm Federation vs Brick Squad. Heres a quote:
Quote:
'Alot of people are wondering why we are seeing so many merlins'...gets interrupted by non-relevant guy...'frigates are stronger'...'four mids which are very good for the tournament and it does alot of damage with blasters'

So did anyone become any wiser out of this? Why are four mids good? Why blasters? When I last played Eve rockets did alot of damage as well.
Ofcourse Blaster do alot of damage, but you need to be ... to your enemy. The merlin with four mids allows you to fit... and ..... in addition to your prop module and ....
Why is there no basic information such as these. It will help newer people alot to get better and it encourages them to come and try out pvp in low/null sec lowering the boundaries and learning curve. And for veteran players its alot more fun to hear someone talking that understands what they are talking about (with good arguments) and can explain what we are seeing.
Zastrow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#69 - 2012-07-03 16:51:29 UTC
After having a chance to listen to ourselves on youtube from that first weekend we've worked out the kinks and learned a lot. The first weekend was a warm up, we are going to be way better from here on. Tune in this weekend for our newly improved incisive, gripping commentary
Keimi chwan
Doomheim
#70 - 2012-07-03 16:53:35 UTC
Zastrow wrote:
After having a chance to listen to ourselves on youtube from that first weekend we've worked out the kinks and learned a lot. The first weekend was a warm up, we are going to be way better from here on. Tune in this weekend for our newly improved incisive, gripping commentary


It is great you are watching the forums actively, thank you. And as of the next matches, gl :D
roigon
TURN LEFT
#71 - 2012-07-03 17:07:33 UTC
Keimi chwan wrote:
..snip..


Well yes, obviously once the ships start flying and the game is underway you can start seeing what the fits are capable of. However, at that point the commentators have already been talking for at least half a minute. As I understand it they have to keep talking, watch the stream which is as delayed as for us, use the client to look around and see what's happening, while trying to form theories about what's going on.

That's a lot to do at the same time.

Then also trying to explain why certain ships are better then others is simply too much I think. It will take their mind of what is going on and it takes up precious time better spent explain what is actually happening. Explain why setup x or ship y is good is better left to the after-match studio segment, which we will no doubt see return after the pre-lims.

I think last year they had a sort of good rhythm at some point. Put the two teams into categories, kite/rush/ecm/whatever, give an idea of what to expect based on previous showings of similar setups, point out stuff happening in the match, talk about the teams and/or setups while nothing is happening. Like what potential linchpins could be or fail situations for the team that has the upper hand.

I don't think it's realistic to talk about resistances and ammo. Sure with missiles you can now see what ammo is being used, same with lasers. But with hybrid and projectiles it will be hard to spot.

In short. I think it's just not feasible to get all the data fast enough to comment on such details and there really isn't enough time to hold short intros into certain practices. I expect once the studio segment gets added we will get some more in-depth analysis and explanations.
Bacchanalian
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#72 - 2012-07-03 19:21:29 UTC
I still wanna know if Kil2 has figured out how to differentiate beams and pulses. It's kinda a critical thing to be able to do if you're going to expend half a minute extolling the terribileness of a team's fit based upon your own inability to tell what the fit actually is.

Hint: fast RoF, pulses. Slow RoF: beams. Nevermind the actual turret models. Or the colors of the lasers indicating ammo types.

In any case, I'm totally still not bitter for being smacked by Kil2 for half of a match about my beam Harbinger when it was a pulse Harbinger back in AT8.

And for what it's worth, while I was at work Saturday and thus missed the tournament broadcast that day, I did watch Sunday and thought that whomever it was casting with MBIII was fine given the circumstances.

MB, to be honest man, it's not that you're terrible, it's that your casting feels forced. You're trying too hard to compensate for the fact that you don't have enough information to tell what's going on, and it comes across as you being a clown. That said, I don't know if this your normal self or not, as my only interaction with you in person was storming into your hotel room in Room With a View absolutely hammered with some of my Rote brosefs my last night at Fanfest and waking you up, and you were understandably rather unhappy with the situation.
Zastrow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#73 - 2012-07-03 20:46:28 UTC
Keimi chwan wrote:
Zastrow wrote:
After having a chance to listen to ourselves on youtube from that first weekend we've worked out the kinks and learned a lot. The first weekend was a warm up, we are going to be way better from here on. Tune in this weekend for our newly improved incisive, gripping commentary


It is great you are watching the forums actively, thank you. And as of the next matches, gl :D


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wallenbergaren
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#74 - 2012-07-03 23:17:12 UTC  |  Edited by: wallenbergaren
roigon wrote:
I don't think it's realistic to talk about resistances and ammo. Sure with missiles you can now see what ammo is being used, same with lasers. But with hybrid and projectiles it will be hard to spot.

In short. I think it's just not feasible to get all the data fast enough to comment on such details and there really isn't enough time to hold short intros into certain practices. I expect once the studio segment gets added we will get some more in-depth analysis and explanations.


Well, sometimes resists are a huge deal.
In the gallente vs gallente mirror that happened, for example. The Ishkurs wouldn't die, because they tank like 2.5k DPS on kin/therm and that's all you can shoot as Gallente. Instead the commentators said that it was the TDs that meant they couldn't hit a double-webbed and scrammed AF
Nick Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#75 - 2012-07-04 04:16:56 UTC
No more commentary about your own alliances, no one gives a **** if your in the same alliance as those fighting.
Bree Okanata
Perkone
Caldari State
#76 - 2012-07-04 09:39:31 UTC
Hates gonna hate, Keep up the good work, Zastrow and MBIII. I enjoyed it.
Bree Okanata
Perkone
Caldari State
#77 - 2012-07-04 09:40:50 UTC
DHB WildCat wrote:
Actually everyone is doing rather well this year. Kil2 is solid as usual and even the new faces like laz are are doing great with commenting on whats happening and theory crafting. My real only complaint is MB3, the amount of ums, yeahs, ehs.... is similar to a barbie doll from california, but I know this is difficult to do am hoping the nerves die down in the upcoming weeks.

Just dont make jokes, dont try to be cute, just commentate on the event at hand. Thats all we want and gj guys.


Wrong. I want jokes. Lots of jokes.
Desmond Robinson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#78 - 2012-07-04 17:50:23 UTC
How about keep it simple.. after the first weekend how do you rank these guys? Here's my rankings:

#1 - Raivi: Well rounded.. good overviews of the action, pertinent comments on how the teams were matched up.
#2 - Lazarus Telraven: After he got in the groove, he was great. Stuck to the facts,focused on the play-by-play. Great for a first time!
#3 - Kil2: VERY knowledgable..yes suffered at times from "information lag", but seemed to have the most depth of knowledge.
#4 - Zastrow: Seems to be a better "color" guy than a play-by-play guy. Most experienced..and yes did well enough.
#5 - Michael BoltonIII: Weakest link. Yes painful at times.. MBIII could stand to remember that he is basically standing on a podium with 10,000 people listening to him speak. Yes, you WILL be nervous.. and please do not channel that nervous energy to your mouth and random thoughts about items in your environment or in that of your fellow commentator's environment (wall pictures? really?). Focus on the action.. if you have information lag.. say nothing ("better to be silent and thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt"). Perhaps you should focus on the tactical screen and let us all know where each teams ships are positioned. It's hard to see the tac screen on those displays.

I am a trained public speaker, and considering the live nature of what these guys are doing, I think they did OK. Whenever you get up in front of an audience of ANY size.. let alone the 10,000+ or so who watch this live.. you are going to be nervous. Focus on what you know.. and only that.. we want to hear what you have to say..and your experiences that give credence to your statements. You will never ever NOT be nervous.. but we have a saying.."It's not the butterflies you have in your stomach.. it's how well you can make them fly in formation!" {grin}

Keep working guys.. and yes.. I recommend you pair up and have one focus on "color" and the other on "play-by-play".. pretty good job all around, and hopefully you'll have the routine polished in time for the GROUP stage and FINALS. I'm enjoying watching. ---Des
Sarah Moonshine
Moratorium Inc.
#79 - 2012-07-07 16:04:09 UTC
Commentators are awesome (well, not you, MBIII =/). Btw, are you guys being flown to Iceland for the Finals? (sorry, couldn't be arsed to look for it in the tournament page).
Hamish
Tribal Trust of Pator
#80 - 2012-07-07 16:15:00 UTC
Sarah Moonshine wrote:
Commentators are awesome (well, not you, MBIII =/). Btw, are you guys being flown to Iceland for the Finals? (sorry, couldn't be arsed to look for it in the tournament page).


yes they are, they'll be in studio for the last 2 weekends