Assembly Hall

He is literally the worst commentator in the history of the AT, seriously even that chick from AT8 was better.

He does not know game mechanics at all and tries to pass his lack of knowledge off on the other commentators by saying things like "what do you think about this setup?" etc. The fact that in one of the matches he said that the Bhaalgorn was a flagship shows how ignorant to the tournament format he actually is being that flagships cannot even be fielded in the pre-qualifiers. His jokes and puns are really terrible, and every time he speaks I want to kill myself with a rusty machete. I was really hoping that he would have dramatically improved from last year but unfortunately he has not.

Can we please replace him with someone that actually knows the game, and can speak coherently about it? It is making the tournament completely unwatchable for a number of people. Some of these teams have spent months preparing for this event and are having it ruined by this crappy commentary.

What's the quickest way to bring attention to the picture of Shadoo I have hanging on the back of my wall? Oh, I know. I'll comment on Zastrows posters and subtly steer the conversation.

Terrible. :(

is michael bolton that guy from game of thrones

I support this, the Michael BoltonIII is the worst out of the lot of miserable commentators that somehow got picked to shoot their mouths off and bullshit.

I have to wonder how bad they are when they can't follow the Shields/Armor/Structure or the names of the ships. Honestly, it's not like THEY'RE watching it in ****** 360p or with the laggy stream.


Replace them with someone decent. If anything, (and I regret this) get CCP Soundwave to commentate. At least it won't sound like he's overly excited about every little thing.

He's mixing the wub wub mate.

I'd say he was the Johnathon Legard of EVE commentary, but he's much, much worse than that. Totally useless and offers nothing but worthless observations while he points out the things you are yourself seeing!

Let's not overlook the fact that the team who fielded said Bhaalgorn doesn't even have a Bhaalgorn listed as their flagship.

Let's be fair, his partner hasn't been brilliant either ("hurr if they're HAM drakes they'll hit out to 35 except that HAMs barely scratch 20on a Drake"), but he's at least talking about the matches and what's going on in them rather than his molesterstache.

His performance is forced at best, at worst a mockery. He was bad last year, but is just cringeworthy this year as sometime between now and then he's decided he needs to be an eve-celebrity and let it go to his head.

This actually makes me a bit sad. I thought MBIII was kinda **** last year, but cute and likable in his own way. I think he took that qworkyness and saw that some people liked it and decided to go full ******. We all know how full ****** goes. I know it's CCPs way or no way, but **** man, this is really terrible.

The commentators have all been abysmal so far. The woman from AT8 was hilarious in her terribleness, at least. Replace all commentators with her so we can have a lolfest tournament.

And on a related note, is the thing that switches cameras between the two commentators a god damn random number generator? It's so erratic and poorly timed.

So it is ok to talk out of your ass as long as it's well articulated?

Sweet. Next year we should have celebrity guest commentators like Barak Obama and Mitt Romney, since the only thing that matter is how well you can speak, not what you actually say. Honestly though, I think that comment is unfair to the politicians, because at least they do some minimal amount of research before they speak which is a lot more than I can say for MB3.