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The United - 5 years in Rancer
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Barbara Nichole
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#61 - 2012-06-30 09:37:46 UTC
Internet Lawyer Steve wrote:
Congrats on doing the least skillful PVP in the game for 5 years. I am glad to see you have come so far in that time. I am sure all the people you have killed with 15 - 1 odds will rejoice knowing that you will be there for another 5 years and continue being an irrelevant alliance in a video game.

Cheers!


I'm of the opinion that it's the second least skillful.

  - remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not  "afk" cloaking -

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Ripblade Falconpunch
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#62 - 2012-06-30 14:42:23 UTC
In most games, bads tend to hide in the shadows, lest they be exposed.

In EVE, they make self-congratulatory threads.





Someday the rest of us will be able to handle the level of skill it takes
to park a smartbombing battleship on a gate, then go make a sandwich. Roll
Xarrg
Crushed Ambitions
#63 - 2012-06-30 17:54:28 UTC
Time fly by so fast...
Grat guys for the fifth year.
Arkturus McFadden
Anukar
#64 - 2012-07-01 01:19:03 UTC
Congratulations! Smile Rancer has been fun the past five years!
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#65 - 2012-07-01 13:27:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarryn Nightstorm
Daemon Ceed wrote:
This is cute. Did Liiza finish her grief counseling after she leeroyed her Archon into us? Noticed you guys have been a bit gunshy if we bring more than 4 ships into Rancer anymore. I swear, we aren't all packing cynos. Scouts honor!

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12655174


/Me giggles madly...

...It urp-sploded. Heh.

E:

It's hot-drop o'cloooOOOOOOOOCK!!!

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#66 - 2012-07-01 19:14:31 UTC
Clearly EVE takes no skill at all.

Blobbing is anchoring and pressing F1.
Gatecamping is waiting on a gate, locking, and pressing F1.
1 vs. 1 is hiding an off grid booster somewhere in system and pressing F1.
PvE is sitting there and pressing F1.
Mining is sitting there and pressing F1.

Not oversimplifying anything at all, right guys?

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
penifSMASH
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#67 - 2012-07-01 19:26:08 UTC
I offer a heartfelt thank you to the united for providing a valuable service to us. When we are home in Amamake and MirrorGod is farming us and making us feel bad, we can always count on hotdropping your juicy T3s for easy killmails and tears about blobs or supercaps. Keep on truckin', fellas.
Ynot Eyob
Nisroc Angels
The Obsidian Front - Reborn
#68 - 2012-07-02 09:09:16 UTC
If your ever bored Rancer it the place to go, for the best read of trash talk ever.

Nisroc - Angel of Freedom Nisroc is known as "The Great Eagle".
Domnita Soim
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#69 - 2012-07-02 11:17:54 UTC
Morgorathi
Euaemon
#70 - 2012-07-02 11:27:59 UTC
Hurrah for United! Keep on having fun guys!

Don't listen to the ~Elite PvPers~ and forum tough guys

When did Crime & Punishment become the mercenary employment board?
Tee Kay
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#71 - 2012-07-02 12:50:16 UTC
Happy Birthday gents, I toast you with the tears of our oh so generous victims.

TK
Ilshiur Krian
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#72 - 2012-07-02 21:03:22 UTC
Lost my first ship and pod in the first week of Eve to the United and Negative Ten pilots. Learned a lot from them. Wish it had been a smartbomb camp instead. Had to learn about that from youtube. I've watched from a hundred just cloaked watching them. It's beautiful.

"Hey, did you know there's a place called Rancer, and it's full of pirates?" - DUH....
Ripblade Falconpunch
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#73 - 2012-07-02 21:42:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Ripblade Falconpunch
Morgorathi wrote:
Hurrah for United! Keep on having fun guys!

Don't listen to the ~Elite PvPers~ and forum tough guys



You're in an alliance that's made up almost entirely of FURRIES......

Anything you say is null and void.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#74 - 2012-07-02 22:20:19 UTC
Tee Kay wrote:
Happy Birthday gents, I toast you with the tears of our oh so generous victims.

TK
Thank you TK.

Also a big thanks to all the hate posters, it shows we are doing it right. Cool

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Baraius
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#75 - 2012-07-02 23:25:45 UTC
Congrats guys!

Being held hostage on the Rancer gate when I was (more of) a noob was my first epic EVE moment. Good hunting. o7
Capt Lothar
Monolithic.
#76 - 2012-07-03 03:48:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Capt Lothar
While it certainly isn't "skilled pvp", it could definitely be loads of fun. Maybe not 5 years worth of fun, but for a while ;).

Happy bday gents, thanks for the memories o/


Also, all the loot and ISK I pilfered from corp / hangar the entire time I was director, thanks for that too. Lolololol
Smee1
Safety Set To Red
Train Wreck.
#77 - 2012-07-03 16:11:12 UTC
Capt Lothar wrote:
While it certainly isn't "skilled pvp", it could definitely be loads of fun. Maybe not 5 years worth of fun, but for a while ;).

Happy bday gents, thanks for the memories o/


Also, all the loot and ISK I pilfered from corp / hangar the entire time I was director, thanks for that too. Lolololol



Still battling the bi-polar i see. You werent a director long enough to take a dump then u emoragequit and didnt take anything.

We'll keep the story that u pilfered while u were a director tho just to make u feel like u accomplished something in the game so it keeps ur personality disorder in check.

Always united
Capt Lothar
Monolithic.
#78 - 2012-07-03 18:10:18 UTC
Smee1 wrote:
Capt Lothar wrote:
While it certainly isn't "skilled pvp", it could definitely be loads of fun. Maybe not 5 years worth of fun, but for a while ;).

Happy bday gents, thanks for the memories o/


Also, all the loot and ISK I pilfered from corp / hangar the entire time I was director, thanks for that too. Lolololol



Still battling the bi-polar i see. You werent a director long enough to take a dump then u emoragequit and didnt take anything.

We'll keep the story that u pilfered while u were a director tho just to make u feel like u accomplished something in the game so it keeps ur personality disorder in check.

Always united


You log into an imaginary spaceship game and do the exact same thing (gatecamp crielere gate) every day of your pathetic life and you're questioning my mental stability?

Don't get all butthurt over me stealing from your **** corp now. That was years ago. You guys pout and hold grudges like little schoolgirls. Just calm down and enjoy your birthday dawg :D
Smee1
Safety Set To Red
Train Wreck.
#79 - 2012-07-03 20:38:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Smee1
Capt Lothar wrote:
Smee1 wrote:
Capt Lothar wrote:
While it certainly isn't "skilled pvp", it could definitely be loads of fun. Maybe not 5 years worth of fun, but for a while ;).

Happy bday gents, thanks for the memories o/


Also, all the loot and ISK I pilfered from corp / hangar the entire time I was director, thanks for that too. Lolololol



Still battling the bi-polar i see. You werent a director long enough to take a dump then u emoragequit and didnt take anything.

We'll keep the story that u pilfered while u were a director tho just to make u feel like u accomplished something in the game so it keeps ur personality disorder in check.

Always united


You log into an imaginary spaceship game and do the exact same thing (gatecamp crielere gate) every day of your pathetic life and you're questioning my mental stability?

Don't get all butthurt over me stealing from your **** corp now. That was years ago. You guys pout and hold grudges like little schoolgirls. Just calm down and enjoy your birthday dawg :D


if u check my killboard u will see im not online everyday but w/e i get told that all the time by other noobs too. If u hadnt been as emo and removed ur roles during ur bi=polar ragequit u might have been able to steal something of significance. Now stop derailing our Happy Birthday thread and go back to your padded room DAWG.

Always united

Back on topic now "Happy Birthday to the united, Happy Birthday to the united, Happy Birthday to the united pirate corp, Happy Birthday to the united. Hip Hip Hooray, Hip Hip Hooray, Hip Hip Hooray.
Capt Lothar
Monolithic.
#80 - 2012-07-03 23:59:29 UTC
Smee1 wrote:
Capt Lothar wrote:
Smee1 wrote:
Capt Lothar wrote:
While it certainly isn't "skilled pvp", it could definitely be loads of fun. Maybe not 5 years worth of fun, but for a while ;).

Happy bday gents, thanks for the memories o/


Also, all the loot and ISK I pilfered from corp / hangar the entire time I was director, thanks for that too. Lolololol



Still battling the bi-polar i see. You werent a director long enough to take a dump then u emoragequit and didnt take anything.

We'll keep the story that u pilfered while u were a director tho just to make u feel like u accomplished something in the game so it keeps ur personality disorder in check.

Always united


You log into an imaginary spaceship game and do the exact same thing (gatecamp crielere gate) every day of your pathetic life and you're questioning my mental stability?

Don't get all butthurt over me stealing from your **** corp now. That was years ago. You guys pout and hold grudges like little schoolgirls. Just calm down and enjoy your birthday dawg :D


if u check my killboard u will see im not online everyday but w/e i get told that all the time by other noobs too. If u hadnt been as emo and removed ur roles during ur bi=polar ragequit u might have been able to steal something of significance. Now stop derailing our Happy Birthday thread and go back to your padded room DAWG.

Always united

Back on topic now "Happy Birthday to the united, Happy Birthday to the united, Happy Birthday to the united pirate corp, Happy Birthday to the united. Hip Hip Hooray, Hip Hip Hooray, Hip Hip Hooray.


Why would I check your killboard? Smartbomb shuttle and noob ship kills aren't interesting to look at. Can you link to a good fight you've had recently?