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Sev Centuar
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-06-26 20:56:28 UTC
hey everyone i am nowing offering people freighting , mining , security and i will win you planets in DUST 514. so contact me if you guys need any of these services.
Bruce Bayne
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-06-26 21:45:04 UTC
Wrong forum section... anyone?

In "My EVE" you post videos, pics, guides etc. not your business stuff
Lauren Sheaperd
Know-Nothings
Negative Feedback
#3 - 2012-06-27 14:05:21 UTC
This has to be the worst mercenary thread I've ever seen. It's like you were trying to be as horrible as possible. If for some reason this doesn't discourage you from trying again I have some tips for you:

  • You want to be a professional, look professional. Use a spell checker and formal language. It's really, really easy to do.

  • You're offering PvP services - as you call it, protection - so link to your killboard showing us that you can actually provide these services to some degree of proficiency.

  • Making claims about a game which hasn't been released yet it bad. You should feel bad.

  • Why the hell would anyone want to hire you to mine for them? I'm assuming you actually meant something along the lines of "freight and mining security detail", but your grasp on the English language makes the work of mentally handicapped five year old look like award winning material.

  • Don't bother. You sound pretty horrible at this game. Anyone who pays for your services is stupid.

Why do I even have a signature these days?
EntroX
The Oversized Drive Club
#4 - 2012-06-27 16:18:12 UTC
i will be contacting you soon!

Owner of FailHeap-Challenge, home of your bitter needs. http://failheap-challenge.com/
ry ry
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-06-27 18:53:05 UTC  |  Edited by: ry ry
Sev Centuar wrote:
hey everyone i am nowing offering people freighting , mining , security and i will win you planets in DUST 514. so contact me if you guys need any of these services.


You sound like just the kinda guy i'm looking for. I would like to hire you to engage and kill 'ry ry'.

Threat level: Minimal
Target Location: Amarr lowsec
Payment: 10mil isk per API verified killmail featuring Sev Centaur*


Contact me and we can arrange a schedule for this.



*rendered void if ecm or other excessive faggotry appears on her killmail. the definition of faggotry is entirely discretionary including but not limited to falcons, blackbirds, rooks and dishonour drones.
Sev Centuar
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-06-27 21:51:48 UTC
Lauren Sheaperd wrote:
This has to be the worst mercenary thread I've ever seen. It's like you were trying to be as horrible as possible. If for some reason this doesn't discourage you from trying again I have some tips for you:

  • You want to be a professional, look professional. Use a spell checker and formal language. It's really, really easy to do.

  • You're offering PvP services - as you call it, protection - so link to your killboard showing us that you can actually provide these services to some degree of proficiency.

  • Making claims about a game which hasn't been released yet it bad. You should feel bad.

  • Why the hell would anyone want to hire you to mine for them? I'm assuming you actually meant something along the lines of "freight and mining security detail", but your grasp on the English language makes the work of mentally handicapped five year old look like award winning material.

  • Don't bother. You sound pretty horrible at this game. Anyone who pays for your services is stupid.


who the hell do you think you are? hey if you have no intrest then go away. ok?
and entrox what do you neeed?
Naomi Wildfire
Sonnenlegion
Shadow Cartel
#7 - 2012-06-28 09:44:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Naomi Wildfire
Sev Centuar wrote:
Lauren Sheaperd wrote:
This has to be the worst mercenary thread I've ever seen. It's like you were trying to be as horrible as possible. If for some reason this doesn't discourage you from trying again I have some tips for you:

  • You want to be a professional, look professional. Use a spell checker and formal language. It's really, really easy to do.

  • You're offering PvP services - as you call it, protection - so link to your killboard showing us that you can actually provide these services to some degree of proficiency.

  • Making claims about a game which hasn't been released yet it bad. You should feel bad.

  • Why the hell would anyone want to hire you to mine for them? I'm assuming you actually meant something along the lines of "freight and mining security detail", but your grasp on the English language makes the work of mentally handicapped five year old look like award winning material.

  • Don't bother. You sound pretty horrible at this game. Anyone who pays for your services is stupid.


who the hell do you think you are? hey if you have no intrest then go away. ok?
and entrox what do you neeed?


You know Lauren is right, completely

anyway, i'd like to make use of your service:
Grab your Hulk and mine tritanium, but only with my protection to secure nothing happens to my trit. Paying 50m per hour mined, equiptment need to be organized by you, location will be the Nalvula Low Sec system.

ISD BH Newmind > Jingle bells, Tuxford smells, Falcon laid an egg =D
Sev Centuar
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-06-28 21:39:25 UTC
well dont have a hulk how much tritanuim we talking?
Amantus
Drexciyan Sea Unit
#9 - 2012-06-28 22:12:30 UTC
i would like fuckin loads of trit mate bare trit



you sort me out mate and i will make it worth your while
FreshClip
Tax On Happyness
#10 - 2012-06-28 22:29:27 UTC
What ships do you posses? I think i'm gunna be in need of some heavy equipment if you're up to the task.

[u]My Blog:[/u] http://freshclipmedia.blogspot.co.uk/

[u]My youtube channel:[/u] http://www.youtube.com/user/FreshClipMedia
Sev Centuar
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-06-29 02:26:18 UTC
well i can give you your trit mate. contact me ok?
ships? ferox , retreiver , badger and shuttle but i can get the job done quick.
and make you tons of ISK Big smile
Ruger Cynbal
The Marshall Group
#12 - 2012-06-30 00:42:22 UTC
Sev Centuar wrote:
well i can give you your trit mate. contact me ok?
ships? ferox , retreiver , badger and shuttle but i can get the job done quick.
and make you tons of ISK Big smile


Have any refferences? Just to make sure your not going to bail on me the minute you get the downpayment for work.

Definitely not Jason Marshall.
Sev Centuar
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-06-30 02:29:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Sev Centuar
i dont bail my freind. i get the job done with price that is that....
ISD Stensson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-06-30 20:04:15 UTC
Thread moved from My EVE to Sell Orders forum.

Good luck!

[b]ISD Stensson Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]