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My friend needs clothes...

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joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#181 - 2012-06-25 02:05:34 UTC
Celeste Nightsong wrote:
hired gunman wrote:
Celeste Nightsong wrote:
This thread is full of win.

But it concerns me... I think Eve Online is causing us to all lose our minds and fall in love with corpses...

Ah well, if I can attach corpses to my missiles I'll be an extremely happy Caldari pilot Smile


Now that I CAN SUPPORT! and have it come up on the overview saying here's your friend BOB. while we're at it lets be able to mail a despised corporation or alliance a decapitated head!

JK


Oh dear...

Just imagine all the drama from this kind of feature.


I would like to think that you are providing your companions with a free rocket ride......IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#182 - 2012-06-27 19:45:28 UTC
I miss hearing about Chloe... maybe she would dress like I imagine my Asuka would?

I just saw a post about fishnet stockings that made me think of her... so lovely...

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Velarra
#183 - 2012-06-27 20:28:09 UTC
Hmm.
Concept: use of corpses with best-before date as modifier for things like hacking PoS shields and other espionage/covert activities.
Mike Azariah
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#184 - 2012-06-27 21:37:38 UTC
Proof positive that all the cool kids are dead.

Ice ice baby

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Mike Azariah  ┬──┬ ¯|(ツ)/¯
Jimmy Razor
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#185 - 2012-06-28 07:14:16 UTC
Jev North wrote:
help I can't breathe
Mather Odile
The spice MUST flow
#186 - 2012-06-28 08:20:51 UTC
As one of the few females around in the dark, I hope these courageous males do get what they seek.
I for one would be happy about a male around my quarters, whos not yelling and bossing all the time. Instead he would be patient and silently agreeing to all my shopping trips to the tiniest markethubs. And before you think I want a pimp, no, I really like the idea of him being hard for as long as I wish.
Senoiri
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#187 - 2012-06-28 22:49:58 UTC
Seriously, I couldnt stop laughing for minutes x)
This just made my day, ty ^^

+1 =)
Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#188 - 2012-06-28 23:31:54 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

It is a good thing that you're anonymous to us all. Lol
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#189 - 2012-06-29 16:56:42 UTC
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
joelinux wrote:
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

It is a good thing that you're anonymous to us all. Lol


Where are you located? And where might we find you if we wanted to pod you? Chloe might want a female friend to do girly stuff with...
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#190 - 2012-06-29 16:57:22 UTC  |  Edited by: joelinux
Mather Odile wrote:
As one of the few females around in the dark, I hope these courageous males do get what they seek.
I for one would be happy about a male around my quarters, whos not yelling and bossing all the time. Instead he would be patient and silently agreeing to all my shopping trips to the tiniest markethubs. And before you think I want a pimp, no, I really like the idea of him being hard for as long as I wish.


Make sure you ask. Even for guys, it needs to be consensual.
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#191 - 2012-06-29 17:13:19 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
joelinux wrote:
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

It is a good thing that you're anonymous to us all. Lol


Where are you located? And where might we find you if we wanted to pod you? Chloe might want a female friend to do girly stuff with...

I can imagine her blushing after receiving a bouquet of rifters from that special someone.

Simply lovely...

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Zaltone
SkyDog Freight and Logistics
#192 - 2012-06-29 18:59:50 UTC
ShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked I am very shocked but it was very funny read all 10 pages.ShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked

The Dominix is always, the answer the question doesnt matter!!!!!
Iria Ahrens
Space Perverts and Forum Pirates
#193 - 2012-06-29 19:40:02 UTC
My companion is always very attentive. So I make him guard the door. He is so attentive he watched the whole time my relatives sneaked into my house to throw me a surprise birthday party. He even gave me that special smile when everyone else yelled, "Surprise!" He may seem cold, but I know he loves me.

My choice of pronouns is based on your avatar. Even if I know what is behind the avatar.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#194 - 2012-07-04 18:50:33 UTC
Iria Ahrens wrote:
My companion is always very attentive. So I make him guard the door. He is so attentive he watched the whole time my relatives sneaked into my house to throw me a surprise birthday party. He even gave me that special smile when everyone else yelled, "Surprise!" He may seem cold, but I know he loves me.



I know...it's a comforting feeling knowing that whenever I am around Chloe, she can't seem to breath...she obviously loves me so much.
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#195 - 2012-07-05 14:17:15 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Iria Ahrens wrote:
My companion is always very attentive. So I make him guard the door. He is so attentive he watched the whole time my relatives sneaked into my house to throw me a surprise birthday party. He even gave me that special smile when everyone else yelled, "Surprise!" He may seem cold, but I know he loves me.



I know...it's a comforting feeling knowing that whenever I am around Chloe, she can't seem to breath...she obviously loves me so much.

A breathless maiden enraptured by her prince charming... the very stuff of legendary romances before our very eyes...

All started from a chance encounter of two ships meeting in the night!

Simply epic!

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Danel Tosh
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#196 - 2012-07-05 18:34:07 UTC
This is by far the best post I have ever seen.

well done sir! +1
Camper101
State War Academy
Caldari State
#197 - 2012-07-06 07:41:46 UTC
CoolThis thread is why I can't work anymore today. I can't stop laughing - most epic thread ever Shocked

Btw.: Am I the only one that does not feel bad about laughing? Maybe I'm weird...

Oh and if Chloe is looking for company (it's not good for your relationship to hang out together all day, give her some freedom!) - maybe we could introduce Chloe to some of my grey, cold but astonishingly adorable friends. They tend to sit in their own Hangar, called "Maltese Falcon", but everytime I hop in there and want to have a drink with my lads, they only stare at the walls and don't talk to me. I guess they're depressed or something What?

2013.03.01 13:30:58 notify For participating in the General Discussion Forum Section your trustworthiness has been adjusted by -2.5000.

My name is Hans. The "L" stands for danger.
CCP FoxFour
C C P
C C P Alliance
#198 - 2012-07-06 11:12:44 UTC
We are supposed to have ice cream for desert today at lunch and I just found this thread. Now I am not sure I want the ice cream.

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Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#199 - 2012-07-06 13:59:55 UTC
CCP FoxFour wrote:
We are supposed to have ice cream for desert today at lunch and I just found this thread. Now I am not sure I want the ice cream.

Asuka can make an ice cream cone last all day without melting, and she never gets brain freeze either!

That gal has magic in her, I tell ya.

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joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#200 - 2012-07-06 19:57:39 UTC
CCP FoxFour wrote:
We are supposed to have ice cream for desert today at lunch and I just found this thread. Now I am not sure I want the ice cream.


Maybe I could come up there for the next Fanfest, and do a dramatic reading of the best lines from here. Then you could serve ice cream and hear the best parts at the same time....