My EVE

I drag an I tem
where to I do not know yet
un I dent I fied

So here I lay, trying to play,
Spending my time, trying to ryhme,
To make them see, that unity,
Is not so good, and here's the proof,
So let's hope CCP, listens to me
And will hopefully, scrap the tree.

am I the only one who thought it had to rhyme? lol

I'm sitting here thinking about how mundane
and easy the task of a virtual system
of records and datasets is to explain
and a program to write to conveniently list'em.

And while there are pitfalls and drawbacks to face
when the data is accessed by thousands of clients,
you cannot deny the enormous disgrace
when one cargohold trolls an entire alliance.

So please CCP, would you listen to us,
who suffer from this and lay on you the blame.
Please roll back the source of this horrible fuss;
your 'unified tree' must be purged from the game.

I liked the haiku with the Ygrassil tree,
so I wrote a sonnet to please the OP. :p

Before I could fly
Now I search for my fittings
Clicking in stations

He is almost in structure
I engaged at the gate
When suddenly Falcon

Pirates abound.
Combat probes on scan.
I need to poop.

My vote

Late and mised the isk but wanted to put one up anyway cause I've been drinking and inspired after watching ghost rider :

devious inventory listings
devs into lists
devils