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Buddhist Princess and Alts run corporate infiltrations.
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Jason Auralis
The Marshall Group
#1 - 2012-06-27 22:34:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Auralis
After several months being in the same corp has my main (Jason Marshall) BP started helping with logistics around the corp with the ultimate goal of stacking up has many courier contracts has he could before ditching corp and walking. Once he felt he had enough to make blowing his cover worthwhile.


Few billion worth of stuff was losts. nbd. Just thought I would reward him with tears for his trouble and give everyone a heads up. =)

Cheers BP robbed me blind enjoy the lewts!



Again my main is banned from posting. But ingame contact Jason Marshall.

"Could I request that ISD please lock my shirt into my trousers?" - Lilliana Stelles 2012.06.25 Never forget.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-06-27 22:44:42 UTC
Sir this looks fabricated!

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Jason Auralis
The Marshall Group
#3 - 2012-06-27 22:48:59 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Sir this looks fabricated!


Right. Just has it happened I had to take a break from eve for some months because where I live we make 90% of our income over about 5 months during the summer.


BUT, here is the failed courier contract by his alt Jase Lors.

http://i.imgur.com/jBLe8.jpg

"Could I request that ISD please lock my shirt into my trousers?" - Lilliana Stelles 2012.06.25 Never forget.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#4 - 2012-06-28 00:17:00 UTC
Jason Auralis wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Sir this looks fabricated!


Right. Just has it happened I had to take a break from eve for some months because where I live we make 90% of our income over about 5 months during the summer.


BUT, here is the failed courier contract by his alt Jase Lors.

http://i.imgur.com/jBLe8.jpg


Sir, the statute of limitations on these things is at best a month (more like 2 weeks). I regret to inform you that, after 5 months, no one cares. For all we know, you disappeared and so he just decided to keep free stuff.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Jason Auralis
The Marshall Group
#5 - 2012-06-28 00:25:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Auralis
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Jason Auralis wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Sir this looks fabricated!


Right. Just has it happened I had to take a break from eve for some months because where I live we make 90% of our income over about 5 months during the summer.


BUT, here is the failed courier contract by his alt Jase Lors.

http://i.imgur.com/jBLe8.jpg


Sir, the statute of limitations on these things is at best a month (more like 2 weeks). I regret to inform you that, after 5 months, no one cares. For all we know, you disappeared and so he just decided to keep free stuff.


Bah. Thief is a thief, they never change. Its belated but maybe ill save someone some of their fucks to give in the future.


Because...you only have so many fucks to give!

"Could I request that ISD please lock my shirt into my trousers?" - Lilliana Stelles 2012.06.25 Never forget.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-06-28 01:03:53 UTC
Jason Auralis wrote:
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Jason Auralis wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Sir this looks fabricated!


Right. Just has it happened I had to take a break from eve for some months because where I live we make 90% of our income over about 5 months during the summer.


BUT, here is the failed courier contract by his alt Jase Lors.

http://i.imgur.com/jBLe8.jpg


Sir, the statute of limitations on these things is at best a month (more like 2 weeks). I regret to inform you that, after 5 months, no one cares. For all we know, you disappeared and so he just decided to keep free stuff.


Bah. Thief is a thief, they never change. Its belated but maybe ill save someone some of their fucks to give in the future.


Because...you only have so many fucks to give!


5 years-ish ago I was a goon so I call bullcrap on you good sir

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Jason Auralis
The Marshall Group
#7 - 2012-06-28 02:07:15 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Jason Auralis wrote:
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Jason Auralis wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Sir this looks fabricated!


Right. Just has it happened I had to take a break from eve for some months because where I live we make 90% of our income over about 5 months during the summer.


BUT, here is the failed courier contract by his alt Jase Lors.

http://i.imgur.com/jBLe8.jpg


Sir, the statute of limitations on these things is at best a month (more like 2 weeks). I regret to inform you that, after 5 months, no one cares. For all we know, you disappeared and so he just decided to keep free stuff.


Bah. Thief is a thief, they never change. Its belated but maybe ill save someone some of their fucks to give in the future.


Because...you only have so many fucks to give!


5 years-ish ago I was a goon so I call bullcrap on you good sir


Nothing has changed. You still have all of the potential to be that again. :| Its in you, hiding in a dark corner (probably near your genitals)..

"Could I request that ISD please lock my shirt into my trousers?" - Lilliana Stelles 2012.06.25 Never forget.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-06-28 03:36:30 UTC
Jason Auralis wrote:

Nothing has changed. You still have all of the potential to be that again. :| Its in you, hiding in a dark corner (probably near your genitals)..


Goons are after my junk? Shocked

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Jason Auralis
The Marshall Group
#9 - 2012-06-28 04:03:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Auralis
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Jason Auralis wrote:

Nothing has changed. You still have all of the potential to be that again. :| Its in you, hiding in a dark corner (probably near your genitals)..


Goons are after my junk? Shocked


Straight They arent after your plunder...What else is there?

"Could I request that ISD please lock my shirt into my trousers?" - Lilliana Stelles 2012.06.25 Never forget.
SB Rico
Sumo Wrestlers
#10 - 2012-06-28 04:41:49 UTC
Jason Auralis wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Jason Auralis wrote:

Nothing has changed. You still have all of the potential to be that again. :| Its in you, hiding in a dark corner (probably near your genitals)..


Goons are after my junk? Shocked


Straight They arent after your plunder...What else is there?


Me Lucky Charms? Evil

Scammers are currently selling killrights on this toon for up to 5mil, if you have paid for this service demand your money back at once.

Killing me should be for free.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#11 - 2012-06-28 05:16:15 UTC
Jason Auralis wrote:
They arent after your plunder...What else is there?
NOT MY BANANAS!

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Jason Auralis
The Marshall Group
#12 - 2012-06-28 06:25:25 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Jason Auralis wrote:
They arent after your plunder...What else is there?
NOT MY BANANAS!


Maybe. If they are RIPE for the taking.
Cool

"Could I request that ISD please lock my shirt into my trousers?" - Lilliana Stelles 2012.06.25 Never forget.
Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#13 - 2012-06-28 06:42:24 UTC
Jason Auralis wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
Jason Auralis wrote:
They arent after your plunder...What else is there?
NOT MY BANANAS!


Maybe. If they are RIPE for the taking.
Cool


Sorry I ate them. They were good I must say.

[Insert witty quote here]
Lex Arson
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
#14 - 2012-06-28 08:14:15 UTC
I've heard that there really is no such thing as Buhhdist Princess and he's really just a myth. That or BP is just a persona donned by multiple people over the generations bearing the same name (a la Dread Pirate Roberts).

There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Jason Auralis
The Marshall Group
#15 - 2012-06-28 08:16:12 UTC
Lex Arson wrote:
I've heard that there really is no such thing as Buhhdist Princess and he's really just a myth. That or BP is just a persona donned by multiple people over the generations bearing the same name (a la Dread Pirate Roberts).


What?

This thread is now about ripe bananas. And their impact on piracy in low security space.

"Could I request that ISD please lock my shirt into my trousers?" - Lilliana Stelles 2012.06.25 Never forget.
Lex Arson
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
#16 - 2012-06-28 08:19:35 UTC
Jason Auralis wrote:
Lex Arson wrote:
I've heard that there really is no such thing as Buhhdist Princess and he's really just a myth. That or BP is just a persona donned by multiple people over the generations bearing the same name (a la Dread Pirate Roberts).


What?

This thread is now about ripe bananas. And their impact on piracy in low security space.


My mistake, sorry.

There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Kyle Ward
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-06-28 13:29:08 UTC
Jason Auralis wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
Jason Auralis wrote:
They arent after your plunder...What else is there?
NOT MY BANANAS!


Maybe. If they are RIPE for the taking.
Cool


This deserves a "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

The Sandbox, you're playing it wrong!