EVE General Discussion

When I was younger, I used to do back-flips (amongst other gymnastics like running flips over cars) on command.

I once did a back-flip at a party (1/2 cut and at the command of the cutest ladies of my generation) off a curb and fractured my two big toes.

I've never tried a back flip since (except into swimming pools) :-/

I'll just pretend like I didn't see this so it's still a secret

reimbursements only cover fleet losses in most alliances. I think only goonswarm is the exception because they are so absurdly rich they can reimburse solo pvp losses.

i have literally never been reimbursed, because i am the luckiest SOB on the planet in fleets.

(Karn Dulake Stand in)


1. Im secretly embarrassed that i play this game

2. No one i know spents there time playing computer games.

3. Most of my toons are banned from the forums

4. I am not sexually attracted to CCP Punky ( I only mention this as it seems to be a requirement when you play this game)

5. I played this game intensing when i split up with my women and i did not want to face reality

6. I have not logged in to this game for almost a year apart from the odd skill change

7. Im out at the end of the month when ill be closing the last of my toons (i might take a year off and play this game on a more casual basis.

8. A lot of people i play with are on my facebook account and i can say that all of them are normal people.

9. I would happily go to fanfest but only if i could take the stage and hold a conference on trolling the forums correctly

10. Ive met two people in this game that ive had to talk out of suicide (see point 5) over two very very long nights)

11. I once turned down sex to go on a roam

12. i once got drunk with my computer (6 people in different parts of the world on vent all drinking at the same time)

13. I once realised that i had more internet friends than real life friends

14. I once realised that i had nothing else to talk about apart from EVE online when i saw an old friend i had not seen for six months.

15. I think that CCP Punky has a really annoying voice (sorry sweetie but there are thousands who think differently)

16. This will probably be my last post

Well you see, thats the your problem right there, try settling for just one woman.

I confess that if you see me in nullsec, it means I am drunk.

I confess that I don't actually know what this game is about. Is it a Star Trek everquest or something?

I confess that once, I mined a full Iteron mark V of veldspar using only Miner II. Seven hours of staring on screen while mining.

I confess that still, after two years, every time I enter an engagement, fleet, small gang, or solo, I get the shakes.

Whow, that must have been an extremely overwhelming roam.
(Have fun out there, Christopher, if you are really leaving that game! /salute)

I confess that 2/3 of my gaming music playlists are ELO songs.