EVE General Discussion

I confess to helping build a 400 man alliance purely for the purpose of pulling a moving scam, disbanding alliance and moving on.

Numerous freighter/carrier loads of logistics ships, T3s, BCs even a few command ships. All split 5 ways. Was a nice haul.

Ooh now thats evil....

Tal

Random ensign #1: "Sir! The non-sequitor detector just beeped!"

MailDeadDrop: "Was it a beep or a bong?"

Random ensign #1: "Erm, I'm not sure Sir."

Random ensign #2: "I think it was more a beep, Sir."

Communications officer: (removes earpiece) "Actually, to my highly-trained ears I'd estimate it was more of a 'bleat' than either a beep or a bong."

MailDeadDrop: "Great. It beeps when some random unknown lets one rip, and it bongs when a Known Person really drops a stinker, but I have no idea what a bleat means. Science Officer?"

Science Officer: "I'm consulting the shipboard manual for the detector, Sir... Ah, here it is Sir: The NS-200X detector will 'bleat' when one of the Carefully Chosen Persons (CCP) issues a serious logical fallacy."

MailDeadDrop: "Hmmm. Communications, please playback the last CCP statement."

Communications Officer: "Aye-aye, Sir'"



MailDeadDrop: "Oh, there it is. Yeah, that really is a stinker isn't it."

Random ensign #1: "I don't see it, Sir."

MailDeadDrop: "You see son, a confession is by its nature partially *not* secret. In reality, there's no requirement for secrecy at all when making a confession. It's only the old Earth religion called the "Catholic Church" that comingled the concepts. In the courts, a confession is decidedly not secret. Unless one is in the secret Amarrian courts which officially don't exist."

Confession: I don't often catch Explorer in a mistake, but when I do he's wise enough not to stealth-edit my post. :-)

MDD

I like to collect various types of NPC's and then play survivor with them in space.

Separate them all and put them in a cargo hold and self destruct. Last NPC alive after multiple self destructs I put in my collection as a survivor.

I also taunt them during the countdown.

I confess to the assassination of eminent Party members, the distribution of seditious pamphlets, embezzlement of public funds, sale of military secrets, sabotage of every kind.... I am a religious believer, and an admirer of capitalism.

By "cargo hold" he means "overly complex torture device"

That's how things are done in WH space. Shooting you in the face is just part of a friendly conversation.



I confess that I jettison contraband, worthless items, and garbage on POS doorsteps, and rename the can "Flaming Bag o' Poo." Last night, it was Radioactive Waste on a C3 POS doorstep - only cost me most of my shields.

I confess that 99% of the things I say in eve are a lie


I also confess that I have never scammed anyone out of their hard earned shiny big wallet funded ISK

My main got permabanned from posting for making up a large portion of the spam riot

I confess to once have bumped an Orca into a group of Hulks, just to check if they were AFK. They were.