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The United - 5 years in Rancer

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CoLe Blackblood
the united
#41 - 2012-06-26 02:50:36 UTC
I want Internet Lawyer Steve as my internet lawyer.
Keyanu
Best Kept Dunked
#42 - 2012-06-26 08:35:39 UTC
Internet Lawyer Steve wrote:
Congrats on doing the least skillful PVP in the game for 5 years. I am glad to see you have come so far in that time. I am sure all the people you have killed with 15 - 1 odds will rejoice knowing that you will be there for another 5 years and continue being an irrelevant alliance in a video game.

Cheers!


Sniffles. Boo hoo.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#43 - 2012-06-26 09:36:10 UTC
Happy Birthday!

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

Strider Hiryu
Insane Shadow Boxers
#44 - 2012-06-26 12:06:48 UTC
Internet Lawyer Steve wrote:
Congrats on doing the most profitable PVP in the game for 5 years. I am glad to see you have made so much isk in that time. I am sure all the people you have killed with 15 - 1 odds will rejoice knowing that you will be there for another 5 years and continue being an extremely rich alliance in an awesome video game.

Cheers!


Fixed.
Firelight Morgenstern
State War Academy
Caldari State
#45 - 2012-06-27 17:52:30 UTC
People still go through Rancer?



I kind of imagine all you Rancer crew to be like some mongy downs kids in a home, all sat around your screens bashing the smartbomb button when the warden gives the shout.


Or something.
Cassius Marcellus
BRG Corp
#46 - 2012-06-27 19:10:15 UTC
Tauren Tom wrote:
It's low sec. No one cares about low sec :\ Those gate guns are nowhere near as overpowered as CONCORD... I swear those guys cheat. Scrambling before their ships even show on grid :P


Agreed on CONCORD -- but the United (happy b'day 5, guys) do keep the shortest route from Jita to Hek and Rens scary (or at least a little bit of trouble). Good work!
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#47 - 2012-06-27 20:37:32 UTC
came expecting the united gone and safe travel in rancer
left with good laughs


GJ united may another few years of tears pass by

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#48 - 2012-06-27 20:38:31 UTC
Keyanu wrote:
Internet Lawyer Steve wrote:
Congrats on doing the least skillful PVP in the game for 5 years. I am glad to see you have come so far in that time. I am sure all the people you have killed with 15 - 1 odds will rejoice knowing that you will be there for another 5 years and continue being an irrelevant alliance in a video game.

Cheers!


Sniffles. Boo hoo.





A guy named Internet lawyer steve is talking about irrelevance? how ironic

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#49 - 2012-06-27 22:04:05 UTC
Pro tip: sitting on a gate and killing everything the moves is not piracy.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Firelight Morgenstern
State War Academy
Caldari State
#50 - 2012-06-27 22:08:24 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Pro tip: sitting on a gate and killing everything the moves is not piracy.


Sshhh. You'll get accused of QQ'ing..... when really we all know what is happening in Rancer. I wonder if they have water-proof keyboards?
Michael Harari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
#51 - 2012-06-27 22:24:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Michael Harari
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Pro tip: sitting on a gate and killing everything the moves is not piracy.


No, it is piracy. Its just not good pvp. Its not terribly different from afking level 4s in a domi, except when your scout reports people who can shoot back, you have to warp back to station and dock.
Asmodeun
The Punks
#52 - 2012-06-27 22:57:13 UTC
Gratz.
You got me several times, I avoided you a few and even blew one of you up Pirate
All good.
Keep up the good work.Big smile
Flakey Foont
#53 - 2012-06-27 22:58:52 UTC
Gratz guys!
SB Rico
Sumo Wrestlers
#54 - 2012-06-28 04:37:57 UTC  |  Edited by: SB Rico
Michael Harari wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Pro tip: sitting on a gate and killing everything the moves is not piracy.


No, it is piracy. Its just not good pvp. Its not terribly different from afking level 4s in a domi, except when your scout reports people who outgun you, you don't sit in space and die so we can all type gf and stroke our epeens[b][/b], you have to warp back to station and dock.


Fixed that

Just feel again that i am forced to point out the difference betwen piracy (killing for profit) and PVP (killing for reputation). As a corp we have 1 outcome in mind making isk from your mods/ransoms. There is as much joy from us in people ejecting from expensive ships as we get from posting a km. If you eject we don't have the CCP Loot Fairy interfering with our accountant's prayers.

Our corp description says it all

Taking advantage of stupid people since 2007

Scammers are currently selling killrights on this toon for up to 5mil, if you have paid for this service demand your money back at once.

Killing me should be for free.

Katie Door
the united
#55 - 2012-06-28 06:00:33 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Pro tip: sitting on a gate and killing everything the moves is not piracy.


Ok, then you give us the definitive, be-all and end-all definition of piracy. please.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#56 - 2012-06-28 07:12:44 UTC  |  Edited by: James Amril-Kesh
Azriel Pazzuzu wrote:
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Never been to Rancer.
Sounds boring.


Come on down!

You misunderstand me.

Although I'm sure it's quite exciting for those who fall into your little spiderweb, I daresay making quick kills against singular targets with massively overwhelming firepower gets boring rather quickly. Been there a few times. Fighting against an equal or slightly superior force is where the excitement's at.

Granted, you play a game of profit, whereas I play a game of territory and strategy. To each their own.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)

Michael Harari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
#57 - 2012-06-28 12:39:37 UTC
SB Rico wrote:


Fixed that

Just feel again that i am forced to point out the difference betwen piracy (killing for profit) and PVP (killing for reputation). As a corp we have 1 outcome in mind making isk from your mods/ransoms. There is as much joy from us in people ejecting from expensive ships as we get from posting a km. If you eject we don't have the CCP Loot Fairy interfering with our accountant's prayers.

Our corp description says it all

Taking advantage of stupid people since 2007


I didnt realize that 2 drakes outguns your gatecamp. My bad
Mag's
Azn Empire
#58 - 2012-06-28 23:58:03 UTC
I love the corp and love the hate we generate. (rhyming pirates too)

May it continue for many years to come. Cool

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.

psycho freak
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2012-06-29 11:26:46 UTC
nice job united + neg ten

hope the loot gods smile on you for another 5 years :)

had some great times with you guys keep the tiers flowing guys

my spelling sux sue me

my spelling sux brb find phone number for someone who gives a fu*k

nop cant find it

Sominus Nexus
Guldan Age Stories
Federation Front Line
#60 - 2012-06-29 22:47:42 UTC
never been to Rancer, but going GCC to catch shuttles and frigs on gates is epic (we do it in ceptors). Anyone who says this is not piracy is jealous of what your doing. I for one salute you in your efforts! Pirate