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Alara IonStorm
#1 - 2012-06-27 12:49:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
For along time I have been worried about my vision. In fast food restaurants I could not read the menu until I was right up at the counter (Fast chooser don't worry). It had been getting worse and worse for years until I couldn't read anything that wasn't big or right in front of my face. About a month ago I took an eye exam and a week ago got glasses.

This article from Cracked.com is about 100% accurate portrayal of the experience.

Getting New Glasses wrote:

Vision problems come at you so slowly that it takes years, or even decades, before you first realize that the world around you is not supposed to look like a Monet painting covered in Saran Wrap. But one day somebody catches on. They say: "You can't read that from here?" Or "Didn't you see that stripper's unibrow?" Or "Jesus, stop the car, you hit that hobo!" and then after a hasty burial in the Nevada desert, you book an appointment at the eye doctor and sit down in their sticky rubber chair. They settle a big black contraption in front of your eyes, point to a drab chart full of tiny letters, flip a little glass piece, and say "better, or worse?"

And you, in response, manage to force a handful of syllables through your emotion-clogged throat, barely muttering: "No words...should have sent a poet."


You had no idea that life had better graphics available. You've been playing the 16-bit world this whole time, while everybody else was running quad-core realities hooked up to an HD screen. The only downside to this whole experience is dodging the errant punches from your friends and loved ones as you incessantly inquire as to the amount that they see this **** for the next several months:

"Did you see those leaves? What? You can always see those? No, man, I mean: Can you see that like, a tree is made up of a billion different leaves from all the way back here? Holy ****! Look at that gravel! It's not just gravel; it's a thousand different kinds of rock! Do you see it?! No, man, do you really see it?"

And hey, if you're lucky enough to have regularly deteriorating vision, like me, you get to experience some form of this joy every few years until death. It's the only reward life gives you for getting progressively worse.


The eye exam was shocking enough but putting them on I almost cried at the world I saw. If you strain to read and see go get an Eye Exam.

80's movies are wrong, glasses are incredible and I would rip the living guts out of any 80's movie bully who broke mine.
David Toviyah
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-06-27 13:28:07 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3 - 2012-06-27 13:30:07 UTC
I've got glasses since 5, so i don't know what it is to be able to see without them. But i also feel that "wow, just look at the world!" feeling each time I got a new set. It's easy to forget how the world used to look like when your glasses where new and your eyes hadn't walked a few notches more towards self-destruction.

Even now, it's like a little miracle each time I go out and forget to replace my sub-focused home glasses for the well-focused outdoor ones, to see how the world just becomes "more real" when I flip the glasses and suddenly buses show line numbers, people has got a face even while i'm not about to crash on them and birds look like birds even if they're flying.

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Alara IonStorm
#4 - 2012-06-27 13:34:48 UTC
David Toviyah wrote:

More true then you might think.

When you see human skin clearly for the first time well it ain't a pretty sight.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#5 - 2012-06-27 14:06:23 UTC
I openly wept as I looked at the part outside my opticians when I first got mine.

I didn't remember that tree's had leaves at this point, or that clouds were rough around their seems, I hadn't seen them in years and never noticed.

I've been saving up my pennies for getting laser eye surgery (I'm 21, I know the procedure only corrects till your 50s-60s where nature takes its course) and hope to never have to be stuck looking through a box at the splendour of gods creation. Not wanting to derail the subject at all, but has anyone here gone through with the procedure?

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Alara IonStorm
#6 - 2012-06-27 14:10:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
Kirjava wrote:
Not wanting to derail the subject at all,

Oh no, it's no problem at all.

It's an Alara Thread so I would consider it to be rude not to have it derailed and I'll let rapping Hitler explain why.

I will probably get the surgery too someday.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#7 - 2012-06-27 14:40:10 UTC
Having been fortunate enough to keep 20/20 vision into my mid-30s now (and expecting to maintain it until my 60s, just as my father has), I can't imagine never having seen the world the way it really is. These poor souls who suddenly realize all they've missed...

A friend of mine recently had a deviated septum fixed. His facebook feed was hilarious as he discovered smells and tastes he'd never experienced before. Even eating a hamburger was a completely new experience for him.

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Alara IonStorm
#8 - 2012-06-27 14:50:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Having been fortunate enough to keep 20/20 vision into my mid-30s now (and expecting to maintain it until my 60s, just as my father has), I can't imagine never having seen the world the way it really is. These poor souls who suddenly realize all they've missed...

20/120 Vision.

Now it is 20/25.

There is this can of spray on deodorant 8 feet away from me. When I put on the glasses I can see every line on the small print instructions on the back, when they are off the can looks solid brown.

It is so different.
stoicfaux
#9 - 2012-06-27 14:58:43 UTC
Keep them clean. Also, wait until you try contact lenses. Almost the same OMG! experience as glasses but with peripheral vision.

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Alara IonStorm
#10 - 2012-06-27 15:04:11 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Keep them clean. Also, wait until you try contact lenses. Almost the same OMG! experience as glasses but with peripheral vision.


How do you get over the...

HOLY **** ITS TOUCHING MY ******* EYEBALL MAKE IT STOP, AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Because I am going to be honest, I don't let many things touch my eye and it is a matter of quite some concern to me.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#11 - 2012-06-27 15:27:09 UTC
I've needed glasses since my early teens but I refused to wear them back then (didn't really need to give the kids at school yet another reason to pick on me). I didn't really start actively wearing glasses until about 5 years ago and I wonder how I managed to get by all that time without killing somebody while driving at night (though I did take out a trashcan during a rainstorm). I mean with glasses I can see everything clearly, without I'm simply am guiding myself by the 2 red blurs ahead of me.

As for contacts, I was supposed to be signing up for them the last time I went in for an eye exam but somehow we all forgot about that step. Personally its not the contact on my eye being the issue but the putting on and taking off that I'm going to have to deal with.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#12 - 2012-06-27 15:29:50 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Keep them clean. Also, wait until you try contact lenses. Almost the same OMG! experience as glasses but with peripheral vision.


How do you get over the...

HOLY **** ITS TOUCHING MY ******* EYEBALL MAKE IT STOP, AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Because I am going to be honest, I don't let many things touch my eye and it is a matter of quite some concern to me.


I had to give up on trying contact lenses, after the third appointment at the opticians trying to get it in (an hour each time) I got an eye infection. Not pleasant, eye was closed by swelling and it took half an hour in the shower to get the caked off puss off so I could open my eye after it burst in my sleep....

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-06-27 15:39:19 UTC
I wear contacts, used to have horrible 20/200 vision and I was going to get kicked out of STA if I didn't get them fixed so I was off to get PRK custom laser eyeball melting surgery.

For the rest of my active duty time my vision was 20/10, better than perfect. I had HD vision Cool

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Sin Pew
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-06-27 15:48:44 UTC
I expected drinks and all when I read the thread's title... :sadpanda:

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stoicfaux
#15 - 2012-06-27 15:52:35 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Keep them clean. Also, wait until you try contact lenses. Almost the same OMG! experience as glasses but with peripheral vision.


How do you get over the...

HOLY **** ITS TOUCHING MY ******* EYEBALL MAKE IT STOP, AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Because I am going to be honest, I don't let many things touch my eye and it is a matter of quite some concern to me.

Practice. It's like learning to swim. You have to suppress your panic reflex. Put a drop of saline on the lens so it's good and wet, hold your eyelids open and relax. Think about how the lenses are mostly water and think about how crystal clear everything will look if you just don't freak out. After some practice, it's easy and quick.


Kirjava wrote:

I had to give up on trying contact lenses, after the third appointment at the opticians trying to get it in (an hour each time) I got an eye infection. Not pleasant, eye was closed by swelling and it took half an hour in the shower to get the caked off puss off so I could open my eye after it burst in my sleep....

Yeah, I've had one tear and it hurts like a sonofgun. However, you really aren't supposed to sleep in them, even with the extended wear lenses.

Personally, I prefer disposables so I don't have to worry about cleaning them. Every time you put a fresh pair in (they're super clean) you get a lite version of "OMG! Everything is so clear!" feeling, which makes for a good way to start the day.


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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#16 - 2012-06-27 15:59:28 UTC
Glasses you might need when you get old, but I think it's a scam.


Eyes are focused by muscles. If you deny that with aid devices, muscles atrophy. Imagine what would happen to your legs if you decided to use a wheelchair.

But when you "start them young", and therefore make them dependent on glasses, you have people who will spend an entire life needing - and paying a lot of money for - glasses and contacts.

There are a lot of mass-produced consumer goods out there that are cheap because of it. For example, a power supply for an electronics workbench is pricey, but you can mod a computer power supply to do the job. But computer power supplies are much cheaper. There are many more computers with power supplies than workbench power supplies.

So why are lenses and frames still so pricey?


Because you NEED them.

So when they stick a kid with glasses, they got a new sucker hooked for life.


When I was 16 I had 20/30 vision and they tried to stick me with glasses. I knew then, being a powerlifter, how muscles worked and that the eyes are focused by them. Glasses would make things worse. So looked at my habits and noted that having my nose in books and magazines a lot and not getting out much would make my far vision diminish. So I changed that.

Some years later the military tried to stick me with glasses for 20/30. No deal and I got the drill sergeant onboard with that ruse and I didn't have to wear them and never wore glasses. I did not though that with long schedules and night school while in the armed forces my nighttime vision was blurry and used the glasses occasionally.

So I countered that by getting out more in the daytime and finding nice stuff outdoors to actually look at. By the late 90s I never wore glasses.

Starting around that time I started to work in offices, with occasional jobs outdoors, but I know the importance of an "eye break". I spend a lot of time at computers. I do two things:

1. Use the smallest resolution and text possible.
2. have stuff on the farthest walls to look at - put your clock, whiteboard, and calendar there.

My vision is 20/20 now, and has been since around 1999.

So if you are being a basement dwelling neckbeard wtih your nose up to that screen for the pron, and then your vision starts to go south, think first before you go to a permanent crutch for your vision that will make you dependent on said crutch for the rest of your life.

And part of the great scam is that years later guess what you will need? That's right, a new prescription.

I don't expect anybody to agree with this. I think even if I managed to get suckered in life, spent a lifetime needing glasses and paying bucks for them, and now being dependent on them, if someone told me what I just posted I would have to call that person a nutjob in order to avoid the rage I would feel about having my life changed and being tricked into blindness like that for an industry that gets rich off of it.

So just take my post as a personal experience and tell yourself that you didn't get hoodwinked and made half-blind and dependent by the medical industrial complex. Nothing so see here, all is calm, move along.

Just remember that there is no other species on this planet that ever needed glasses and it's' not normal to "need" them.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-06-27 16:12:54 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Glasses you might need when you get old, but I think it's a scam.


Eyes are focused by muscles. If you deny that with aid devices, muscles atrophy. Imagine what would happen to your legs if you decided to use a wheelchair.

But when you "start them young", and therefore make them dependent on glasses, you have people who will spend an entire life needing - and paying a lot of money for - glasses and contacts.

There are a lot of mass-produced consumer goods out there that are cheap because of it. For example, a power supply for an electronics workbench is pricey, but you can mod a computer power supply to do the job. But computer power supplies are much cheaper. There are many more computers with power supplies than workbench power supplies.

So why are lenses and frames still so pricey?


Because you NEED them.

So when they stick a kid with glasses, they got a new sucker hooked for life.


When I was 16 I had 20/30 vision and they tried to stick me with glasses. I knew then, being a powerlifter, how muscles worked and that the eyes are focused by them. Glasses would make things worse. So looked at my habits and noted that having my nose in books and magazines a lot and not getting out much would make my far vision diminish. So I changed that.

Some years later the military tried to stick me with glasses for 20/30. No deal and I got the drill sergeant onboard with that ruse and I didn't have to wear them and never wore glasses. I did not though that with long schedules and night school while in the armed forces my nighttime vision was blurry and used the glasses occasionally.

So I countered that by getting out more in the daytime and finding nice stuff outdoors to actually look at. By the late 90s I never wore glasses.

Starting around that time I started to work in offices, with occasional jobs outdoors, but I know the importance of an "eye break". I spend a lot of time at computers. I do two things:

1. Use the smallest resolution and text possible.
2. have stuff on the farthest walls to look at - put your clock, whiteboard, and calendar there.

My vision is 20/20 now, and has been since around 1999.

So if you are being a basement dwelling neckbeard wtih your nose up to that screen for the pron, and then your vision starts to go south, think first before you go to a permanent crutch for your vision that will make you dependent on said crutch for the rest of your life.

And part of the great scam is that years later guess what you will need? That's right, a new prescription.

I don't expect anybody to agree with this. I think even if I managed to get suckered in life, spent a lifetime needing glasses and paying bucks for them, and now being dependent on them, if someone told me what I just posted I would have to call that person a nutjob in order to avoid the rage I would feel about having my life changed and being tricked into blindness like that for an industry that gets rich off of it.

So just take my post as a personal experience and tell yourself that you didn't get hoodwinked and made half-blind and dependent by the medical industrial complex. Nothing so see here, all is calm, move along.

Just remember that there is no other species on this planet that ever needed glasses and it's' not normal to "need" them.



Same old crazy Herzog Big smile

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#18 - 2012-06-27 16:30:08 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Glasses you might need when you get old, but I think it's a scam.


Eyes are focused by muscles. If you deny that with aid devices, muscles atrophy. Imagine what would happen to your legs if you decided to use a wheelchair.

But when you "start them young", and therefore make them dependent on glasses, you have people who will spend an entire life needing - and paying a lot of money for - glasses and contacts.

There are a lot of mass-produced consumer goods out there that are cheap because of it. For example, a power supply for an electronics workbench is pricey, but you can mod a computer power supply to do the job. But computer power supplies are much cheaper. There are many more computers with power supplies than workbench power supplies.

So why are lenses and frames still so pricey?


Because you NEED them.

So when they stick a kid with glasses, they got a new sucker hooked for life.


When I was 16 I had 20/30 vision and they tried to stick me with glasses. I knew then, being a powerlifter, how muscles worked and that the eyes are focused by them. Glasses would make things worse. So looked at my habits and noted that having my nose in books and magazines a lot and not getting out much would make my far vision diminish. So I changed that.

Some years later the military tried to stick me with glasses for 20/30. No deal and I got the drill sergeant onboard with that ruse and I didn't have to wear them and never wore glasses. I did not though that with long schedules and night school while in the armed forces my nighttime vision was blurry and used the glasses occasionally.

So I countered that by getting out more in the daytime and finding nice stuff outdoors to actually look at. By the late 90s I never wore glasses.

Starting around that time I started to work in offices, with occasional jobs outdoors, but I know the importance of an "eye break". I spend a lot of time at computers. I do two things:

1. Use the smallest resolution and text possible.
2. have stuff on the farthest walls to look at - put your clock, whiteboard, and calendar there.

My vision is 20/20 now, and has been since around 1999.

So if you are being a basement dwelling neckbeard wtih your nose up to that screen for the pron, and then your vision starts to go south, think first before you go to a permanent crutch for your vision that will make you dependent on said crutch for the rest of your life.

And part of the great scam is that years later guess what you will need? That's right, a new prescription.

I don't expect anybody to agree with this. I think even if I managed to get suckered in life, spent a lifetime needing glasses and paying bucks for them, and now being dependent on them, if someone told me what I just posted I would have to call that person a nutjob in order to avoid the rage I would feel about having my life changed and being tricked into blindness like that for an industry that gets rich off of it.

So just take my post as a personal experience and tell yourself that you didn't get hoodwinked and made half-blind and dependent by the medical industrial complex. Nothing so see here, all is calm, move along.

Just remember that there is no other species on this planet that ever needed glasses and it's' not normal to "need" them.




Sometimes when I read your post I feel like I'm reading about superman.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-06-27 18:17:35 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
For along time I have been worried about my vision. In fast food restaurants I could not read the menu until I was right up at the counter (Fast chooser don't worry). It had been getting worse and worse for years until I couldn't read anything that wasn't big or right in front of my face. About a month ago I took an eye exam and a week ago got glasses.

This article from Cracked.com is about 100% accurate portrayal of the experience.

Getting New Glasses wrote:

Vision problems come at you so slowly that it takes years, or even decades, before you first realize that the world around you is not supposed to look like a Monet painting covered in Saran Wrap. But one day somebody catches on. They say: "You can't read that from here?" Or "Didn't you see that stripper's unibrow?" Or "Jesus, stop the car, you hit that hobo!" and then after a hasty burial in the Nevada desert, you book an appointment at the eye doctor and sit down in their sticky rubber chair. They settle a big black contraption in front of your eyes, point to a drab chart full of tiny letters, flip a little glass piece, and say "better, or worse?"

And you, in response, manage to force a handful of syllables through your emotion-clogged throat, barely muttering: "No words...should have sent a poet."


You had no idea that life had better graphics available. You've been playing the 16-bit world this whole time, while everybody else was running quad-core realities hooked up to an HD screen. The only downside to this whole experience is dodging the errant punches from your friends and loved ones as you incessantly inquire as to the amount that they see this **** for the next several months:

"Did you see those leaves? What? You can always see those? No, man, I mean: Can you see that like, a tree is made up of a billion different leaves from all the way back here? Holy ****! Look at that gravel! It's not just gravel; it's a thousand different kinds of rock! Do you see it?! No, man, do you really see it?"

And hey, if you're lucky enough to have regularly deteriorating vision, like me, you get to experience some form of this joy every few years until death. It's the only reward life gives you for getting progressively worse.


The eye exam was shocking enough but putting them on I almost cried at the world I saw. If you strain to read and see go get an Eye Exam.

80's movies are wrong, glasses are incredible and I would rip the living guts out of any 80's movie bully who broke mine.


I'm on that cracked list too Big smile

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Aaaah joy Cool

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#20 - 2012-06-27 20:18:30 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Glasses you might need when you get old, but I think it's a scam.


Eyes are focused by muscles. If you deny that with aid devices, muscles atrophy. Imagine what would happen to your legs if you decided to use a wheelchair.

But when you "start them young", and therefore make them dependent on glasses, you have people who will spend an entire life needing - and paying a lot of money for - glasses and contacts.

There are a lot of mass-produced consumer goods out there that are cheap because of it. For example, a power supply for an electronics workbench is pricey, but you can mod a computer power supply to do the job. But computer power supplies are much cheaper. There are many more computers with power supplies than workbench power supplies.

So why are lenses and frames still so pricey?


Because you NEED them.

So when they stick a kid with glasses, they got a new sucker hooked for life.


When I was 16 I had 20/30 vision and they tried to stick me with glasses. I knew then, being a powerlifter, how muscles worked and that the eyes are focused by them. Glasses would make things worse. So looked at my habits and noted that having my nose in books and magazines a lot and not getting out much would make my far vision diminish. So I changed that.

Some years later the military tried to stick me with glasses for 20/30. No deal and I got the drill sergeant onboard with that ruse and I didn't have to wear them and never wore glasses. I did not though that with long schedules and night school while in the armed forces my nighttime vision was blurry and used the glasses occasionally.

So I countered that by getting out more in the daytime and finding nice stuff outdoors to actually look at. By the late 90s I never wore glasses.

Starting around that time I started to work in offices, with occasional jobs outdoors, but I know the importance of an "eye break". I spend a lot of time at computers. I do two things:

1. Use the smallest resolution and text possible.
2. have stuff on the farthest walls to look at - put your clock, whiteboard, and calendar there.

My vision is 20/20 now, and has been since around 1999.

So if you are being a basement dwelling neckbeard wtih your nose up to that screen for the pron, and then your vision starts to go south, think first before you go to a permanent crutch for your vision that will make you dependent on said crutch for the rest of your life.

And part of the great scam is that years later guess what you will need? That's right, a new prescription.

I don't expect anybody to agree with this. I think even if I managed to get suckered in life, spent a lifetime needing glasses and paying bucks for them, and now being dependent on them, if someone told me what I just posted I would have to call that person a nutjob in order to avoid the rage I would feel about having my life changed and being tricked into blindness like that for an industry that gets rich off of it.

So just take my post as a personal experience and tell yourself that you didn't get hoodwinked and made half-blind and dependent by the medical industrial complex. Nothing so see here, all is calm, move along.

Just remember that there is no other species on this planet that ever needed glasses and it's' not normal to "need" them.



I have degenerative myopia, which means that my eyeballs are not spherical but look like a football. They are so misshaped that some years ago my left retina began lacking oxygen, and fixed it through an unnatural growth of new blood vessels, microscopical in size, until one of them broke. Blood leaked through it and a little piece of my retina was detached from the lower layers and i woke up one sunny day seeing all twisted around by a macular haemorrhage. Several months later I was treated with laser surgery to burn out the extra blood vessels, but by then 15% of my left eye's macula was already dead. I had two blind spots in my left eye for almost a year, until my brain learned to ignore the dead, blind macular tissue.

Do you know how big is the macula? It's roughly the size of the asterisk sign on your keyboard, and it provides 90% of your eyesight. A dent in it the size of a dot in your keyboard leaves a visible scar and makes a whole difference in your peception of reality; as always since that haemorrhage, the world I see is darker than it used to be when I was younger.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

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