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The expansion we really want "EVE: Pacifism"

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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2012-06-27 03:59:40 UTC
Features:
+ PVP flag on/off
+ People on your ignore list can't shoot you.
+ Option to turn off multi-player, so you can play EVE all by yourself.
+ The ability to lock the door in Captain's Quarters, cause someone might come in.

New Ships:
+ Badger Mark XXIV -- 5.8 million EHP
+ Tech 3 Shuttle - 150 warp strength, nullification, covert cloak.

New Modules:
+ Tactical Disconnection Interface - Logs you out when a red enters local.

Region Changes:
+ Providence, Venal, Syndicate, and Curse are now high-security systems.

Market Changes:
+ "I was scammed" button added to UI for reimbursement

Interface Changes:
+ Automatic Miner option added to UI, specify system, ore type, and station you would like to deposit ore at.

Now with 100% less Troll.
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-06-27 04:01:26 UTC
+1, Post of the Year 2012
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#3 - 2012-06-27 04:02:13 UTC
/sighned

Do this CCP, right freaking NAOW Twisted

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Kuehnelt
Devoid Privateering
#4 - 2012-06-27 04:05:52 UTC
Tom Gerard wrote:
+ Tech 3 Shuttle - 150 warp strength, nullification, covert cloak.


+ Smartbomb immunity

Quote:
Interface Changes:
+ Automatic Miner option added to UI, specify system, ore type, and station you would like to deposit ore at.


Rather, have SWTOR-style companions that go out and mine for you. You lose standing with them when they're killed, but a new highsec feature like "after illegally activating your weapons CONCORD voodoo goes back in time and causes them to apply no damage" will do a lot to mitigate that. Also, rats in belts will realize that you're a miner and stop shooting you if you don't fight back, and instead stand guard.
Jim Roebuck
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-06-27 04:08:22 UTC
I +1 to this sarcasm.

When Bon Scott died and he appeared before St. Peter at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter looked at his record and told him he couldn't get in. Just then, God screams at Peter, "Let him in, Karen Carpenter is driving me nuts. I want to hear some music with balls. We'll haggle over the paperwork later." At least I hope that's what happened.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#6 - 2012-06-27 04:09:56 UTC
Bloody hell. A Tom Gerard thread?
When did that start to happen again? And why?!
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-06-27 04:10:49 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Bloody hell. A Tom Gerard thread?
When did that start to happen again? And why?!


And an actual, honest-to-god chuckle worthy one. Hold me.
Jimmy Gunsmythe
Sebiestor Tribe
#8 - 2012-06-27 04:15:29 UTC
Well played, good sir.

John Hancock
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#9 - 2012-06-27 04:16:02 UTC
Interesting.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Pipa Porto
#10 - 2012-06-27 04:25:59 UTC
ITT Tom Gerard finally has a good idea.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto
Nikodiemus
Ganja Clade
Shadow Cartel
#11 - 2012-06-27 04:26:39 UTC
Tom Gerard wrote:
Features:
+ PVP flag on/off
+ People on your ignore list can't shoot you.
+ Option to turn off multi-player, so you can play EVE all by yourself.
+ The ability to lock the door in Captain's Quarters, cause someone might come in.

New Ships:
+ Badger Mark XXIV -- 5.8 million EHP
+ Tech 3 Shuttle - 150 warp strength, nullification, covert cloak.

New Modules:
+ Tactical Disconnection Interface - Logs you out when a red enters local.

Region Changes:
+ Providence, Venal, Syndicate, and Curse are now high-security systems.

Market Changes:
+ "I was scammed" button added to UI for reimbursement

Interface Changes:
+ Automatic Miner option added to UI, specify system, ore type, and station you would like to deposit ore at.



Weak troll is bad troll. Try harder.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-06-27 04:27:05 UTC
Must...resist..urge...to...like....

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Large Marg
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-06-27 04:33:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Large Marg
Also add the ISK Cannon.

How does it work?
Very simple...

Select target
Click on the ISK Cannon and in the pop up window put in how much ISK you want to convert to use as damage.
FIRE!
This weapon can also be linked to your credit card to make sure you do not run out of ammo.

5 Billion ISK can pop a titan.

This will cut the need to train all the weapons and totally take the guess work out of which weapon to use.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#14 - 2012-06-27 04:37:29 UTC
+ You cannot open a wreck or container belonging to another player unless it has been abandoned.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Tobias Durandal
Primal Instinct Inc.
The Initiative.
#15 - 2012-06-27 04:44:47 UTC
Nikodiemus wrote:
Tom Gerard wrote:
Features:
+ PVP flag on/off
+ People on your ignore list can't shoot you.
+ Option to turn off multi-player, so you can play EVE all by yourself.
+ The ability to lock the door in Captain's Quarters, cause someone might come in.

New Ships:
+ Badger Mark XXIV -- 5.8 million EHP
+ Tech 3 Shuttle - 150 warp strength, nullification, covert cloak.

New Modules:
+ Tactical Disconnection Interface - Logs you out when a red enters local.

Region Changes:
+ Providence, Venal, Syndicate, and Curse are now high-security systems.

Market Changes:
+ "I was scammed" button added to UI for reimbursement

Interface Changes:
+ Automatic Miner option added to UI, specify system, ore type, and station you would like to deposit ore at.



Weak troll is bad troll. Try harder.


He's not trolling. He's using extreme examples wrapped in humor to point ridiculous behavior out.

You sir, however...
Kuehnelt
Devoid Privateering
#16 - 2012-06-27 04:48:58 UTC
A highslot "white flag" module will allow you to declare your surrender, on behalf of your fleet, to all hostile ships on grid. Each hostile will get an amount of 'victory points' proportionate to the total value of the ships and cargoholds of the surrendering fleet. These special points can be seen on their character sheet and pulled from the API, and also appear on war reports and corp+alliance statistics. Victory points serve no other function. Ships of the surrendering fleet are protected from aggression until they dock, jump, log off, leave their ships, enter warp, activate most kinds of modules, etc.

This will serve to inject honor and sportsmanship into EVE conflicts, while offering the victors of those conflicts a powerful in-game sign of their swelling space competency. Imagine the victory points that gate campers in Amamake and Rancer will be able to boast about after the introduction of this feature!
Frying Doom
#17 - 2012-06-27 04:49:41 UTC
Sounds like EvE is getting the Hippy movement.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Renturu
In Glorium et Decorum
#18 - 2012-06-27 04:52:15 UTC
Just for this post, We need a Tom Gerard Button - Instant God Mode to win Eve.

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Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#19 - 2012-06-27 04:52:49 UTC
CPP PLEAZE IMPLAMANT DIS CHANGES BECUZ I AM TRYNG TO DO MISSIUN BUT EXPLOITIN GREEFERS IS KILLING ME AND U R LOOSING PAYING CUSTOMERS U NEED 2 HURRY!!1

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https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
Price Check Aisle3
#20 - 2012-06-27 05:14:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Price Check Aisle3
ALSO NO PVP IN WERMWHOLE!!!
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