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We need Stripper Pole's in Captain's Quarters
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gallo3
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2011-10-07 22:40:48 UTC  |  Edited by: gallo3
You know you want a 1 or 2 minute animated stripper in your Captain's Quarters. Hell, let's buy em with those AUR things.

It would bring EVE back from the brink.

Just think of the possibilities

Stripper of the Month (costing 5B isk of Aure)
T2 Strippers
Faction Strippers
T3 Strippers
Dual Strippers.

Wahoo
NJEchoAlpha
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2011-10-07 22:41:57 UTC
Dear christ I would spend my life's savings on this.
okst666
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-10-07 22:42:11 UTC
gallo3 wrote:
You know you want a 1 or 2 minute animated stripper in your Captain's Quarters. Hell, let buy em with those AUR things.

It would bring EVE back from the brink.

Just think of the possibilities

Stripper of the Month (costing 5B isk of Aure)
T2 Strippers
Faction Strippers
T3 Strippers
Dual Strippers.

Wahoo



Like!

[X] < Nail here for new monitor
Jr Instructorcon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-10-07 22:42:44 UTC
I approve of this message/statement/proposal.

I would like to expand it to being able to buy stuff and customize our CQs, like we can with Establishment Modules.
Jafit McJafitson
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2011-10-07 22:42:52 UTC
I would never undock again.
miningtool
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2011-10-07 22:44:50 UTC
I would actually turn on CQ
non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
#7 - 2011-10-07 22:48:21 UTC
You know you could put a video of a stripper (or something better) on the screen in CQ.
Esperio Ferver
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-10-07 22:49:02 UTC
Sanshas modified stripper for me.

Black vinyl, some spikes, some spikes sticking out of their skin...
Zesoft
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-10-07 22:52:30 UTC
We'll get Raynaldo's sister to do the motion capture.
Balnir Morlemaine
BlackWatch Industrial Group
Memento Moriendo
#10 - 2011-10-07 23:17:12 UTC
I endorse this product and/or service.
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2011-10-07 23:57:38 UTC
...what an idiotic man thread....

now, if they put a fish tank, kittens, or a dog for my couch/CQ ...then I might consider spending my blue.

Would you like a kitten?

Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2011-10-08 00:03:25 UTC
I support this thread only if I get a custom inflatable sheep with 3 wormholes and warp engine.

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Jafit McJafitson
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2011-10-08 12:29:40 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:
...what an idiotic man thread....

now, if they put a fish tank, kittens, or a dog for my couch/CQ ...then I might consider spending my blue.


We didn't say it would be limited to female strippers.
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#14 - 2011-10-08 12:35:51 UTC
Jafit McJafitson wrote:
[quote=Zixie Draco]

We didn't say it would be limited to female strippers.



I want a Stripper that's modeled after Himlar...
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#15 - 2011-10-08 12:37:12 UTC
Now if only they would actually let me dress my Jita alt as a stripper I would like CQ a lot better.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-10-08 12:38:32 UTC
Large Collidable Object wrote:
Jafit McJafitson wrote:
[quote=Zixie Draco]

We didn't say it would be limited to female strippers.


I want a Stripper that's modeled after Himlar...

I want CCP Fallout in her trollsuit. That might actually make me forget the sheep.

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Tanaka Atsuko
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2011-10-08 15:26:07 UTC
no we dont need strippers in out captians quarters

but a strip bar might be nice





o just a door that opens would be nice
Gunslinger Sixx
Doomheim
#18 - 2011-10-08 16:25:23 UTC
gallo3 wrote:
You know you want a 1 or 2 minute animated stripper in your Captain's Quarters. Hell, let's buy em with those AUR things.

It would bring EVE back from the brink.

Just think of the possibilities

Stripper of the Month (costing 5B isk of Aure)
T2 Strippers
Faction Strippers
T3 Strippers
Dual Strippers.

Wahoo


I "liked" the **** out of this idea :)
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-10-08 16:29:58 UTC