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I Just Got Locked....

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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#1 - 2012-06-25 23:52:43 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Tyrozan
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
An ISD let me put
My thread before the lock
I just Got Locked
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-been-Locked
Ways of the past

Have you ever been Locked?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my OP
An ISD let me do it
It literally just happened
Getting locked can make a nice
Man out of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from
I Got Locked
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I got the Lock
Man my OP felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Got Locked, bad posted
Saw his trident and the rest
Was sure nice of him to let you
Do that thing
Nice of any Mod ever
Now sing

I just got Locked
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
An ISD let me put
My thread inside of his GD
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised;
He even wanted me to do it.
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
He could be my shadow
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)

I'm so humbled by an ISD's ability
To let me post here
Cuz honestly I'd get locked
By a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling ISD's better
Cuz He let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them ISDs
That let us Post around on the forum
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us get Locked

He kept looking at his watch
(Doesn't matter, got Locked)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, got Locked)
I think he might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, got locked)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

I just got Locked (Lock)
And all my dreams came true (Dream came true)
So if you got locked in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me

I just got locked (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all had sex)
An ISD let me put
My thread inside his GD (I wanna tell the world)
I just got locked
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-having-been-locked
Days of the past

Shoutout to my Homie. -----Edit----- I know you can hear me.

Post edited.
No personal attacks, please.

ISD Tyrozan
Ensign
Community Communications Liaisons
Interstellar Services Department

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Ituhata
Killboard Padding Services
#2 - 2012-06-25 23:53:58 UTC
Bravo! Big smile
StarVoyager Odunen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-06-25 23:54:19 UTC
BEST POST 2012. WILL BOOKMARK. GRADE A MATERIAL. ORIGINAL CONTENT. MUST BE REPOSTED TO 4CHANNNNNNNNNNNNN.

[u]HAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWKHAWK[/u]
Malacath Azaria
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-06-25 23:55:03 UTC
Someone needs to upload themself singing this on youtube. A viral video in the making.
Trollin
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-06-25 23:55:58 UTC
FELT SO GOOOOOOD

We are our own worst enemy.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-06-25 23:57:22 UTC
Cuz He let me wear My shirt
But tucked in 'twould be better

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

Dodixie > Hek
Mons Pubis Giganticus
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-06-26 04:30:15 UTC
try harder. also, no coattail riding
Mons Pubis Giganticus
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-06-26 04:37:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Mons Pubis Giganticus
lol. i have magical powers. do you doubt me now!

the block of locked threads is getting close to 3 pages if you want to send your minions that control all of eve with a vast army of alts to bump more thread.s
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#9 - 2012-06-26 04:38:22 UTC
Mons Pubis Giganticus wrote:
lol. i have magical powers. do you doubt me now!


I don't doubt that you're a giant... waitaminute...

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Luis Graca
#10 - 2012-06-26 06:40:50 UTC
We're free LolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLol


30 minutes without a single lock Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smile
black cree
Utopian Research I.E.L.
#11 - 2012-06-26 06:52:38 UTC
Repetitive strain injury i think
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#12 - 2012-06-26 07:11:49 UTC
Im in!

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
#13 - 2012-06-26 07:40:18 UTC
Be glad that you got locked and not licked! You could have been infected with A ISD.

Don't worry, I'm not dyslexic, that's a typo.
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#14 - 2012-06-26 08:52:16 UTC
RubyPorto, you should get an award of some kind for that hilarious piece of rythmic prose.
Sorry to see it has been censored, it spoils the overall effect.

COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse  CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#15 - 2012-06-26 13:04:58 UTC
I salute rubyporto's rhyming prose.

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.
Dark Assassin15
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-06-26 13:07:06 UTC
anyone want a cracker ?

[img]http://www.invokemethod.com/repo/failedsig.png[/img]
Elmanketticks
In Fidem
Outsmarted
#17 - 2012-06-26 13:08:46 UTC
Dark Assassin15 wrote:
anyone want a cracker ?


i'd prefer beer in a sodastream.

The State will not fall. Join us. Fight. Conquer.

edit: disregard that, the state has fallen.
Jace Errata
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-06-26 13:32:15 UTC
Kind of amusing that the post was then edited by an ISD.

Do they even read the posts they edit, or do they just in-and-out remove the "naughty bits", without checking the context?

tweeten

One day they woke me up so I could live forever

It's such a shame the same will never happen to you
Rats
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-06-26 13:36:42 UTC
Thorn Galen wrote:
RubyPorto, you should get an award of some kind for that hilarious piece of rythmic prose.
Sorry to see it has been censored, it spoils the overall effect.



He did get an award, ban hammer I believe


T..

I Fought the Law, and the Law Won... Talon Silverhawk
Alrione
Black Lagoon Inc.
#20 - 2012-06-26 13:47:13 UTC
Best post on the forum at the moment. 10/10
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