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Whales and Horses

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Reptail
#1 - 2012-06-26 10:15:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Reptail
So let's try to be honest merchant we all love EVE and all the hate will vanish like fire and water

and the whole world will enter in the flower era where all people loves each other we will be dancing

at night at the beach and white horses will get drunk while whales play eve but that's not because they double ur money,

no...

but because eve is mad but not only, if u send a whale a fish she doesnt give u anything back

now wtf? this cant be true

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Luis Graca
#2 - 2012-06-26 10:17:08 UTC
It's true Cry

And they will ask for more
Domer Pyle
Lone Star Warriors
Brave Collective
#3 - 2012-06-26 10:23:49 UTC
...what the **** did i just read?

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Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#4 - 2012-06-26 10:26:54 UTC
The chemical abuse is evident in this one.

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Alara IonStorm
#5 - 2012-06-26 11:27:07 UTC
EVE needs peaceful horses.
Kyle Ward
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-06-26 11:57:16 UTC
Nothing is true, everything is permitted...

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#7 - 2012-06-26 11:59:54 UTC
If InStr(theFuture, "Unicorns") = True Then EndOfWorld = False

If EndOfWorld = True Then
OhNoes = 1
Else
MsgBox("Win!", "You did it!")
End If

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-06-26 15:10:17 UTC
This OP would be even better had it been written in Crayon.

Bring your possibles.
Prandax Xeon
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2012-06-26 15:14:44 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
This OP would be even better had it been written in Crayon.



I'm picturing different letters cut from magazines and glued to poster board.

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Crunchie Attuxors
Always Another Corporate Venture
#10 - 2012-06-26 15:17:50 UTC
Chribba wrote:
If InStr(theFuture, "Unicorns") = True Then EndOfWorld = False

If EndOfWorld = True Then
OhNoes = 1
Else
MsgBox("Win!", "You did it!")
End If


I was going to write a witty retort and feel all big and stuff that I stood up to The Chribba. Then I realized this is one of the most awesome posts today.

Cry
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THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#11 - 2012-06-26 15:21:03 UTC
Prandax Xeon wrote:
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
This OP would be even better had it been written in Crayon.



I'm picturing different letters cut from magazines and glued to poster board.



I'm picturing google translator after translating the same message 3-4 times.

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The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-06-26 16:26:01 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
This OP would be even better had it been written in Crayon.


I was reading the forums while waiting for my energy drink to kick in, and it is now sprayed around my kitchen.

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Aulx-Gao Ekanon
#13 - 2012-06-26 16:31:29 UTC
THE L0CK wrote:
Prandax Xeon wrote:
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
This OP would be even better had it been written in Crayon.



I'm picturing different letters cut from magazines and glued to poster board.



I'm picturing google translator after translating the same message 3-4 times.


Have four or five times the solution post.

(That's interesting. English -> German -> Hebrew -> Bengali -> Swahili -> Armenian -> English)

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Tenchi Sal
White Knights of Equestria
#14 - 2012-06-26 16:37:38 UTC
Reptail wrote:
So let's try to be honest merchant we all love EVE and all the hate will vanish like fire and water

and the whole world will enter in the flower era where all people loves each other we will be dancing

at night at the beach and white horses will get drunk while whales play eve but that's not because they double ur money,

no...

but because eve is mad but not only, if u send a whale a fish she doesnt give u anything back

now wtf? this cant be true



reading this makes me feel like i've just inhaled a can of hairspray
CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#15 - 2012-06-26 16:39:45 UTC
Yeah, let's not continue this any longer.

locked.