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My first ever i-quit mail. Judge yourself.

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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-06-24 16:38:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
It's no secret that i hate tears and whining and this mail actually pissed me off,
but i know for a fact that there are plenty out there who just love this, so ...

... after getting positive responds from the members of my mailing list ...
... i figured i'd share it here too.

It's short, but enjoy.


A dissapointed victim (and tear provider)

From: [Enemy of natural selection]
To: Solstice Project
INBOX

Solstice
I am about to generate some significant endorphins for so please enjoy the tears.
Having killed my pod you have in fact made not only yourself but my wife very happy as she was not keen on me rejoining eve.

Having experienced the ganking that is rife in High Sec space I see Eve is not the game for me.

I hope that makes you feel good that you are mainting the Eve that all the players want ie a pure PvP space.

By the way I was auto piloting but not afk as i was missioning on my 2 other accounts.

There is no skill in this bully behaviour throughout eve it is merely going after soft targets which is pathetic strategically - there is not much neuron deployment to this but at some level it must be fun fun for the gankers and pirates.

Well I hope these tears keep you going for a while and btw dont worry about responding with standard information re:
- dont afk
- concord does not protect it only punishes
- need to learn to play the game
- etc
Fly safe with all the eve players that enjoy the PvP genre.




Edit: His pod ... was empty !
Cpt Roghie
Chemical Invasion Co.
#2 - 2012-06-24 17:00:27 UTC
What the heck? I came expecting tears. I am disappoint.

This could be fun.

Cpt Roghie
Chemical Invasion Co.
#3 - 2012-06-24 17:06:03 UTC
then again, the guy sounds boring.


Kudos. You sent him back to WoW.

This could be fun.

Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#4 - 2012-06-24 17:23:59 UTC
Sounds like he was already committed to playing eve with 3 accounts, but quits just like that? He must've had a billion isk implants/hard wires. Thank you for doing us a favor and removing the blight of idiotic players who should learn how to play this game. He Also should look up how social darwinism works in this game, and what bullying is...

[Insert witty quote here]

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-06-24 17:29:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
I added a small line to the OP, which actually makes him look even worse.

"His pod ... was empty!"

I've shot people with billions of isk in implants ... and they never contacted me.

I've shot pods with less than a hundred million isk ... and if they contact me, they're all good about it.


This guy is a wimp who profits from societies lack of natural selection, imo.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-06-24 18:41:51 UTC
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-06-24 18:51:27 UTC



That's disgusting ...
Gul'gotha Derv'ash
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-06-24 18:51:42 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:


This guy is a wimp who profits from societies lack of natural selection, imo.



Says the guy who is probably morbidly obese living in his mother's basement...
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-06-24 18:53:37 UTC
Gul'gotha Derv'ash wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:


This guy is a wimp who profits from societies lack of natural selection, imo.



Says the guy who is probably morbidly obese living in his mother's basement...



Yeah, we both can throw around stupid comments about people we don't know. :)
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-06-24 18:58:15 UTC
And thanks to that link above, i have realised why i hate tears.
It's because i feel bad about them, when they start to whine.

Thank CCP there's a block function.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-06-24 19:02:17 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:



That's disgusting ...

............Glad you agree

Black Man with Goggles

Sleepy The Dwarf
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#12 - 2012-06-24 19:53:36 UTC
my man solstice i'm have buy you some new thrashers for that one rofl
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-06-24 20:50:46 UTC
Sleepy The Dwarf wrote:
my man solstice i'm have buy you some new thrashers for that one rofl


Received. :D
Thank you ! :D
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-06-25 01:53:15 UTC


I would've stopped at the 800m. Mind you, I was wondering who would fall for that scam.

Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014

Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#15 - 2012-06-25 08:54:22 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
I added a small line to the OP, which actually makes him look even worse.

"His pod ... was empty!"

I've shot people with billions of isk in implants ... and they never contacted me.

I've shot pods with less than a hundred million isk ... and if they contact me, they're all good about it.


This guy is a wimp who profits from societies lack of natural selection, imo.



He probably had an alpha clone and 30mil SP. Lulz.
Andy DelGardo
#16 - 2012-06-25 11:32:22 UTC
"Solstice Project" or like i call him "the orange blinking Legend of HEK docks" Roll
Yolanta Geezenstack
GWA Corp
#17 - 2012-06-25 12:46:12 UTC
By the way I was auto piloting but not afk as i was missioning on my 2 other accounts.

There is no skill in this bully behaviour throughout eve it is merely going after soft targets which is pathetic strategically - there is not much neuron deployment to this but at some level it must be fun fun for the gankers and pirates.


I wonder how much "neuron deployment" is needed for auto piloting...? Roll

Well done, Solstice!
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-06-25 13:45:34 UTC
My tear-o-meter is low, need moar tears! Feed meh!

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.

Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#19 - 2012-06-25 13:45:51 UTC
You did New Eden a favor by getting rid of this childish crying fool. How is he married again? Some things in the world will never cease to shock you.

[Insert witty quote here]

Sir Lomax
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#20 - 2012-06-25 15:05:13 UTC
Arcturus Archangel wrote:
You did New Eden a favor by getting rid of this childish crying fool. How is he married again? Some things in the world will never cease to shock you.


Move to Reno NV. Think an entire town filled with living breathing people, who put the most horrible NYC subway rider to shame. Then add gambling, legalized prostitution, largest collections of mobile home communities in the world and largest concentration of parolees in one place area.

You become immune to shocking.
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