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All the Hyperion pilots say...
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Jeyson Vicious
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-06-23 03:39:25 UTC
...Yeah!

Tell us how you're slangin' and bangin' armor reppin' like a boss!
Jeyson Vicious
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-06-23 03:40:33 UTC
P.S.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Bill Serkoff2
Tachyon Technology
#3 - 2012-06-23 04:13:53 UTC
Awful ship.

"The Cyclone and the Drake are two ships which will basically never be good for shield tanking, primarily because they have almost no lowslots in addition to shield tanking bonuses. " -Iam Widdershins
Jeyson Vicious
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-06-23 04:16:25 UTC
Bill Serkoff2 wrote:
Awful ship.


I hate you. :)
Bill Serkoff2
Tachyon Technology
#5 - 2012-06-23 04:20:46 UTC
Jeyson Vicious wrote:
Bill Serkoff2 wrote:
Awful ship.


I hate you. :)

At least it's not a Drake.

"The Cyclone and the Drake are two ships which will basically never be good for shield tanking, primarily because they have almost no lowslots in addition to shield tanking bonuses. " -Iam Widdershins
Fronkfurter McSheebleton
Horse Feathers
CAStabouts
#6 - 2012-06-23 04:23:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Fronkfurter McSheebleton
It's not an awful ship at all...just not particularly good at blob warfare.

It's gotten much better since the hybrid update, honestly.

thhief ghabmoef
Jeyson Vicious
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-06-23 04:24:58 UTC
I'll admit that the Hyperion is like a bad relationship that you really try to make work. But I like it.
Bill Serkoff2
Tachyon Technology
#8 - 2012-06-23 04:47:16 UTC
Jeyson Vicious wrote:
I'll admit that the Hyperion is like a bad relationship that you really try to make work. But I like it.

It does look pretty boss. Always liked the non-turd shape, when compared to the turd Dominix.

"The Cyclone and the Drake are two ships which will basically never be good for shield tanking, primarily because they have almost no lowslots in addition to shield tanking bonuses. " -Iam Widdershins
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-06-23 05:29:21 UTC

Am I the only one that thinks the Hyperion looks like a but plug? Sad
Alara IonStorm
#10 - 2012-06-23 06:05:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
IIshira wrote:

Am I the only one that thinks the Hyperion looks like a but plug? Sad

More of a double sided sex toy.

The most humiliating way for Gallente Hyperion Captain to loose his ship is to have two Avatars suck in both ends and board the ship.
Cedo Nulli
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-06-23 07:23:15 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
IIshira wrote:

Am I the only one that thinks the Hyperion looks like a but plug? Sad

More of a double sided sex toy.



Ass to ass ! P
Alara IonStorm
#12 - 2012-06-23 07:31:58 UTC
Cedo Nulli wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
IIshira wrote:

Am I the only one that thinks the Hyperion looks like a but plug? Sad

More of a double sided sex toy.

Ass to ass ! P

First Officer: Captain we are under attack... by two giant assholes...
Captain: Open Fire.
Giant Person 1: Did this Dildo just *** inside me?
Captain: Release Drones, Rep the Armor and light the Smartbombs.
Giant Person 2: Cool it vibrates.
Elinarien
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-06-23 07:38:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Elinarien
Jeyson Vicious wrote:
P.S.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.


You look too much like Peter Andre... and that is not a compliment :D
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-06-23 13:01:58 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
IIshira wrote:

Am I the only one that thinks the Hyperion looks like a but plug? Sad

More of a double sided sex toy.

The most humiliating way for Gallente Hyperion Captain to loose his ship is to have two Avatars suck in both ends and board the ship.



Plus ten for ya Alara, almost spit my coffee reading you. Lol

brb
Sidious Lord
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-06-23 14:43:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Sidious Lord
This is the most relevant and important thread since Introducing the Hardline According to Terence Trent D'Arby.

Forever faithful to the Royal Amarr Institute