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eddie valvetino
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#141 - 2012-06-20 15:35:11 UTC
Mine Lady wrote:
I'm not going to quit this game. I just wanted to make it clear that I realize that this game is all about bullying other people. I didn't get into this game for mindless pvp which it seems that most of you morons are all about. I play this game for the economic rewards. EVE is fun, but I'm annoyed that you pvp, bullying retards interrupt my mining operations with your mindless hunt and kill all hulks and other mining crafts state of mind. This is unacceptable.

I've made billions of ISKs in this game and it's time someone sent a clear message to the goons and their lame lackeys. It's time I hit the goons financially where it will hurt them, and I can do this effectively to the point where they most likely will call off their lame attack on us honest miners. One thing I have learned from playing EVE is that everyone can be bought for the right price. The Goons won't be amused with the fleet I'm putting together right now as I type this that will show up at their headquarters with the sole purpose of wiping them out.

You pvp freaks make me want to vomit.


I was going to write a massive post, on just how wrong you are about eve. However the god lord gave us a word that sums you up and removes the need to make my fingers hurt from typing lengthy trolls

If you look in the Oxford english dictionary, you'll find it here http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/****?q=****
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#142 - 2012-06-21 01:50:39 UTC
Mine Lady wrote:
Saturday was the planned day for the attacks on the goons, but due to some disagreements amongst some of the corporations I decided to delay our attacks untill things are sorted out, but soon we will attack and this comes as a reality you goons will have to learn to deal with.

I read some of the posts people have made here and I'm glad many of you see this as a joke. It will only make things interesting when you find out later that I spoke nothing but the truth. The Goon's may be laughing now, and patting each other on the back for their not-so-clever comments in this forum, but later as they start to lose ships and materials over and over, again, and again they will realize that they have awoken an angry, sleeping, giant, and that giant is hungry for the Goon's and their lame allies.

You can't put the genie back in the bottle on this one Goons, so just deal with it.


Either **** or get off the pot, lady. We'd welcome a massive war, please, bring us one. Peacetime is so boring.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#143 - 2012-06-21 01:53:06 UTC  |  Edited by: InternetSpaceship
Mine Lady wrote:

In many ways I actually feel sorry for the Goons now. Sometimes it's heart breaking to see a playground bully get his butt kicked.


No, don't. This is exactly what I've been prodding you highsec dwellers to finally do. Play the game. Get a force together and fight for your mining rights. Take on the big corps that hold you down in game, not on the forums crying to CCP. Wipe us out and most of us will be the first to applaud you. Finally, pubbies standing up for themselves.

Of course, you haven't really done anything, just more bleating into the wind. I don't expect to ever see any trace of you anywhere near vfk.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#144 - 2012-06-21 01:53:52 UTC
InternetSpaceship wrote:
Mine Lady wrote:
Saturday was the planned day for the attacks on the goons, but due to some disagreements amongst some of the corporations I decided to delay our attacks untill things are sorted out, but soon we will attack and this comes as a reality you goons will have to learn to deal with.

I read some of the posts people have made here and I'm glad many of you see this as a joke. It will only make things interesting when you find out later that I spoke nothing but the truth. The Goon's may be laughing now, and patting each other on the back for their not-so-clever comments in this forum, but later as they start to lose ships and materials over and over, again, and again they will realize that they have awoken an angry, sleeping, giant, and that giant is hungry for the Goon's and their lame allies.

You can't put the genie back in the bottle on this one Goons, so just deal with it.


Either **** or get off the pot, lady. We'd welcome a massive war, please, bring us one. Peacetime is so boring.


I slipped her some Ex-Lax last night... or was it Immodium. I was pretty drunk. Either way, we'll see something.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#145 - 2012-06-21 04:34:35 UTC
It suddenly occurred to me that earlier, when lady mentioned that she had brought down several unbeatable alliances, she never did answer anyone who asked her just who those alliances were.

One person leading forces to wipe out several of the strongest alliances in Eve is pretty goddamned impressive, why have I never heard of this person before?

Lady, I'm curious, who are the alliances you brought down?

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#146 - 2012-06-22 08:46:32 UTC
Mine Lady? Hello?

Who were the powerful corps you brought down in the past? I guess you did it on an alt, because your name doesn't appear anywhere on any eve wiki I've found.

I'd expect you to be more revered than Chribba with such a stellar track record, so who were they?

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#147 - 2012-06-22 16:02:04 UTC
InternetSpaceship wrote:
Mine Lady? Hello?

Who were the powerful corps you brought down in the past? I guess you did it on an alt, because your name doesn't appear anywhere on any eve wiki I've found.

I'd expect you to be more revered than Chribba with such a stellar track record, so who were they?


Every time someone says Chirbba's name I get the chills. Or was it Mufasa...

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#148 - 2012-06-22 18:24:12 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Mufasa...


Ooooh, say it again.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#149 - 2012-06-22 22:12:27 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Mufasa...


Ooooh, say it again.


Simba...

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#150 - 2012-06-23 04:06:59 UTC
Mine Lady? The list?

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#151 - 2012-06-23 04:13:58 UTC
InternetSpaceship wrote:
Mine Lady? The list?


Found it.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Pandora Myuki
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#152 - 2012-06-23 04:58:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Pandora Myuki
Mine Lady wrote:
I'm not going to quit this game. I just wanted to make it clear that I realize that this game is all about bullying other people. I didn't get into this game for mindless pvp which it seems that most of you morons are all about. I play this game for the economic rewards. EVE is fun, but I'm annoyed that you pvp, bullying retards interrupt my mining operations with your mindless hunt and kill all hulks and other mining crafts state of mind. This is unacceptable.

I've made billions of ISKs in this game and it's time someone sent a clear message to the goons and their lame lackeys. It's time I hit the goons financially where it will hurt them, and I can do this effectively to the point where they most likely will call off their lame attack on us honest miners. One thing I have learned from playing EVE is that everyone can be bought for the right price. The Goons won't be amused with the fleet I'm putting together right now as I type this that will show up at their headquarters with the sole purpose of wiping them out.

You pvp freaks make me want to vomit.



Still waiting for that fleet. I'm bored out here so please come out and create some amus..... errr cause some trouble for us!
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#153 - 2012-06-23 12:32:09 UTC
Soldarius wrote:

Try multiboxing 12 accts for PvP and see how far you get.


As it happens, a few people in GoonWaffe do this to great success.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#154 - 2012-06-24 00:31:08 UTC
I'm beginning to suspect that Mine Lady has exaggerated her accomplishments considerably, and that her vast wealth and unbeatable alliance may both be smaller than she has represented.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#155 - 2012-06-27 04:08:23 UTC
Oh no, you don't, Mine Lady. You aren't letting this slip off the front page. You talked a lot of big **** in this thread, either cop to your bluff or bring that giant force to us ASAP, or I'm going to track you down in game and pod you over and over again until you finally just quit playing altogether.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
Pipa Porto
#156 - 2012-06-27 05:06:40 UTC
Mine Lady for CSM.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto
Beachura
Doomheim
#157 - 2012-06-27 09:19:50 UTC
8/10, I almost bit
Mine Lady
Edith Keeler's Ore and Resources
#158 - 2012-06-27 23:59:12 UTC
InternetSpaceship wrote:
Oh no, you don't, Mine Lady. You aren't letting this slip off the front page. You talked a lot of big **** in this thread, either cop to your bluff or bring that giant force to us ASAP, or I'm going to track you down in game and pod you over and over again until you finally just quit playing altogether.



Unlike you I have a life outside this game. Your idle threats are as vapid as the empty space between your ears, and very soon you are going to regret every harsh word you've uttered in my direction. I talk a big talk because big things are happening right now as I speak. I talk big because I know for a fact that very soon the largest conflict that the EVE universe has ever seen will be taking place, and I'm PROUD that I have something to do with it. I'm PROUD that finally, after all these years I and many others are going to make a successful stand against the moronic, mindless, bed-wetting pvp community who seems to take delight in griefing others for the benefit of a few laughs. I'm PROUD that the Goons are finally going to get just what they deserve, and I'm totally proud that once we are done with the Goons their enemies are going to see them floundering around...it's going to be like blood in the water, and they will also attack the Goons while we sit back and watch the fun.

I'm rather hope you see my posts as a bluff, and I'm glad that you want to track me down and pod me over and over again because in reality this will never happen. You will never so much as touch a hair on my head because if you even look like you're thinking about attacking me well, good luck with that one, and may the force be with you because you'll need it.

When the smoke finally clears, and this is all over apologies will tumble from your lips like jewels. You just better hope and pray when that day comes I'm in a forgiving mood. That goes for ALL of you.
Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
#159 - 2012-06-28 01:16:54 UTC
10/10 tbh... brought a tear to my eye and a lump to my shorts
Pipa Porto
#160 - 2012-06-28 01:20:32 UTC
Mine Lady wrote:
InternetSpaceship wrote:
Oh no, you don't, Mine Lady. You aren't letting this slip off the front page. You talked a lot of big **** in this thread, either cop to your bluff or bring that giant force to us ASAP, or I'm going to track you down in game and pod you over and over again until you finally just quit playing altogether.



Unlike you I have a life outside this game. Your idle threats are as vapid as the empty space between your ears, and very soon you are going to regret every harsh word you've uttered in my direction. I talk a big talk because big things are happening right now as I speak. I talk big because I know for a fact that very soon the largest conflict that the EVE universe has ever seen will be taking place, and I'm PROUD that I have something to do with it. I'm PROUD that finally, after all these years I and many others are going to make a successful stand against the moronic, mindless, bed-wetting pvp community who seems to take delight in griefing others for the benefit of a few laughs. I'm PROUD that the Goons are finally going to get just what they deserve, and I'm totally proud that once we are done with the Goons their enemies are going to see them floundering around...it's going to be like blood in the water, and they will also attack the Goons while we sit back and watch the fun.

I'm rather hope you see my posts as a bluff, and I'm glad that you want to track me down and pod me over and over again because in reality this will never happen. You will never so much as touch a hair on my head because if you even look like you're thinking about attacking me well, good luck with that one, and may the force be with you because you'll need it.

When the smoke finally clears, and this is all over apologies will tumble from your lips like jewels. You just better hope and pray when that day comes I'm in a forgiving mood. That goes for ALL of you.


That's what you promised last week.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto