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Dear CCP: How do I talk to Jon Lander?

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CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#21 - 2012-06-19 21:18:24 UTC
One does not simply talk to Jon Lander...!!! Twisted

(I shot him an e-mail about this thread.)

Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Senior Development Director | EVE Online // CCP Games | @CCP_Explorer
Benilopax
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2012-06-19 21:24:37 UTC
When I needed to talk to a Dev I sent them a mail through EVE Gate and he replied within about 30 minutes.

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LoveFromAbove
State War Academy
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-06-19 21:28:31 UTC
when the volcano went nuts i hope at least one ccp employee made ash angels in the volcanic ash
Luis Graca
#24 - 2012-06-19 21:29:32 UTC
CCP Explorer wrote:
One does not simply talk to Jon Lander...!!! Twisted

(I shot him an e-mail about this thread.)


Was it a ban mail?
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2012-06-19 22:53:48 UTC
Chribba wrote:
One does not simply "talk" to Mr. Lander. It's more to it.

First you have to ___ then you should also make sure you ____ him properly.

/c

Someone had to...: http://i.imgur.com/QHbH5.jpg

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
CCP Unifex
C C P
C C P Alliance
#26 - 2012-06-19 23:07:32 UTC
Valerie Tessel wrote:
Chribba wrote:
One does not simply "talk" to Mr. Lander. It's more to it.

First you have to ___ then you should also make sure you ____ him properly.

/c

Someone had to...: http://i.imgur.com/QHbH5.jpg


Valerie, at least spell my first name correctly Blink

Istvaan, lovely to "Meet" you.

Executive Producer
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2012-06-19 23:19:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Valerie Tessel
CCP Unifex wrote:
Valerie Tessel wrote:
Chribba wrote:
One does not simply "talk" to Mr. Lander. It's more to it.

First you have to ___ then you should also make sure you ____ him properly.

/c

Someone had to...: http://i.imgur.com/QHbH5.jpg


Valerie, at least spell my first name correctly Blink

Istvaan, lovely to "Meet" you.

Apologies. http://i.imgur.com/zzq8X.jpg

Edit: I completely missed the opportunity to do a "My first name is 'Mr.'" joke... sigh. Need more coffee.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#28 - 2012-06-19 23:21:00 UTC
This would now appear appropriate.

[center]"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"  -MXZF[/center]
Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-06-19 23:27:32 UTC
Who is John Lander?

I look forward to hearing from John Lander about this subject.
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2012-06-19 23:31:07 UTC
Mara Tessidar wrote:
Who is John Lander?

I look forward to hearing from John Lander about this subject.

Not anyone that works at CCP, actually. Though they should hire someone by that name, just to make people think he's got an alt.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Flamespar
State War Academy
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-06-19 23:49:33 UTC
All you need to do is look in a mirror and repeat the phrase 'Macrotransactions" three times and he will appear behind you and hit you with a nerf bat.
Vyktor Abyss
Abyss Research
#32 - 2012-06-20 00:47:44 UTC
As a "veteran", I support circumventing this upstart CSM crud.

And /c : Everyone knows it is - tractor him into your flying saucer and vigorous anal probe

Happy chatting chaps.
Trollin
Perkone
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-06-20 01:40:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Trollin
replace Ed Bigston with Jon Landers name

sorry if i butcherd your name, i dont know it and am too busy dying in my hulk to look it up

We are our own worst enemy.
Richard Desturned
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2012-06-20 01:43:35 UTC
the last time CCP added "content for old-farts" we ended up with a ship that broke nullsec for, uh, 6 years?

'heh'

npc alts have no opinions worth consideration
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#35 - 2012-06-20 01:46:06 UTC
Richard Desturned wrote:
the last time CCP added "content for old-farts" we ended up with a ship that broke nullsec for, uh, 6 years?

'heh'

What we really need this time is an even bigger ship to acts as a counter to that ship.

[center]"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"  -MXZF[/center]
Agent Type
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#36 - 2012-06-20 02:13:20 UTC
Mara Tessidar wrote:
Who is John Lander?

I look forward to hearing from John Lander about this subject.


Apparently John Lander is no one, but Jon Lander is everyone.
Jada Maroo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2012-06-20 02:24:43 UTC
You have to talk in a deep, sexy voice while you're blowing into his ear and nibbling on his earlobe.
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2012-06-20 02:44:36 UTC
Jada Maroo wrote:
You have to talk in a deep, sexy voice while you're blowing into his ear and nibbling on his earlobe.

You really think he has a Darth Vader fetish? I wouldn't have gotten that from the Youtubes...

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Har Harrison
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2012-06-20 03:34:11 UTC
I have sent you an email in game with his email address in it...

My souveneir from fan fest is coming in useful (JL business card!!!) Cool
MotherMoon
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#40 - 2012-06-20 06:39:15 UTC
Flamespar wrote:
All you need to do is look in a mirror and repeat the phrase 'Macrotransactions" three times and he will appear behind you and hit you with a nerf bat.

he is indeed a hero, hey can someone link the old thread or some good examples?

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1206/scimi.jpg
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