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@CCP : Do not cave in to Goons on Inferno 1.1

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Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
#341 - 2012-06-18 19:49:49 UTC
Kyle Myr wrote:


I'd prefer you actually respond to anything anyone posts...


Well I'm obviously not going to respond to clumsy trolling. And since I generally respond substantively only to those people bringing some actual adult discussion to the table, its not greatly surprising that the last few pages has had me talking seriously to one other guy. As I said, calm down, stop the personal attacks, stop trying to understand another player when you know precisely nothing about their life - and generally keep to the point.

Then we can have a discussion.

But you are going to need to understand there is more than one way to play Eve online and what is a triumph of collective effort in the interests of the "great leader" for you guys can sound just like the buzzing of the hive to others.

I do consider being the greatest enemy of the goons to be one of my finest achievements in this game.
And winning a war against you guys puts the icing on the cake.

So please excuse me some moments of gratuitous self-satisfaction.


The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#342 - 2012-06-18 19:49:51 UTC
Arrgthepirate wrote:
Jade Constantine wrote:
Arrgthepirate wrote:
When are you going to get that WE DO NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ALL THE WAR DECS EVER. It does NOT hurt us. AT ALL. In ANY WAY. It might hurt a few idiots a week. They deserve it, it's funny, and they'll bounce back. We're not losing space, we're not losing our trillion isk a month moongoo, we're not having our assets locked in stations. We're not losing supers.

If you want highsec to fight back, form an alliance, and go on a roam. I know that traveling through multiple regions might seem scary, but I promise it's fun.



It hurts you in the most profound way possible. It hurts the feelings and ego of your leader. All the isk in the world won't make up for the sting when it becomes apparent that the Mittani lost a war to Jade Constantine and needed the 1.0 game mechanics to change in order to protect him from the consequences of defeat. This is fact, public record, simply the way things are.


Ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


Quoting a not arghy post.

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#343 - 2012-06-18 19:53:02 UTC
some days, i envy jade his ability to actually believe his own propaganda in the face of facts strong enough to convince the pope to renounce god

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Freezehunter
#344 - 2012-06-18 19:53:37 UTC
Jade Constantine wrote:

I do consider being the greatest enemy of the goons to be one of my finest achievements in this game.
And winning a war against you guys puts the icing on the cake.

So please excuse me some moments of gratuitous self-satisfaction.


I totally lost my **** on that one! XD

Amazing how much deluded BS you have in your head dude...

Oh, and about that "gratuitous self satisfaction", don't get any friction burns...

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.
Thellia Doshu
Ricksy Business
Goonswarm Federation
#345 - 2012-06-18 19:53:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Thellia Doshu
Jade Constantine wrote:



So please excuse me some moments of gratuitous self-satisfaction.




Is that a bean flicking joke?
dontbanmebro
Doomheim
#346 - 2012-06-18 19:54:26 UTC
Pretty sure he`s setting up for a `trolling youse all along`.
Holander Switzerland
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#347 - 2012-06-18 19:55:12 UTC
Jade can you hook me up with a nice spacegirl who likes spaceclowns and being covered in spacemolasses. I hear you have connections and space is a lonely spaceplace.
Kyle Myr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#348 - 2012-06-18 19:58:52 UTC
Jade Constantine wrote:


Well I'm obviously not going to respond to clumsy trolling. And since I generally respond substantively only to those people bringing some actual adult discussion to the table, its not greatly surprising that the last few pages has had me talking seriously to one other guy. As I said, calm down, stop the personal attacks, stop trying to understand another player when you know precisely nothing about their life - and generally keep to the point.

Then we can have a discussion.

But you are going to need to understand there is more than one way to play Eve online and what is a triumph of collective effort in the interests of the "great leader" for you guys can sound just like the buzzing of the hive to others.

I do consider being the greatest enemy of the goons to be one of my finest achievements in this game.
And winning a war against you guys puts the icing on the cake.

So please excuse me some moments of gratuitous self-satisfaction.




Ah, but your past profession in EVE is a matter of public record, if irrelevant for anything other than amusement.

Trolling is a thing that happens. This is EVE-O, I troll simply by posting constructive statements while having a Goonfleet corp ticker (I'm sure you've noticed this gimmick). Others prefer a more traditional method.

I'll keep this simple - weaselior is one of our directors. He's repeatedly asked for you to demonstrate some form of concrete proof that you're hurting us at all. He's also posted our monthly technetium income as a formula on this forum, so if you use the few billion ISK damage we don't reimburse as 'proof', that's fairly easily refuted. Same for posting war record losses - Goonfleet has lost plenty of actual 0.0 wars, let alone empire wars, by the 'isk war' metric, and other, more tangible metrics (taking space, causing opponents to collapse).

Or, just talk about tea. I'm being lazy today and drinking Earl Grey out of a bag. Did you ever work for anyone that liked this type?
Holander Switzerland
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#349 - 2012-06-18 20:03:07 UTC
Kyle Myr wrote:

Did you ever work for anyone that liked this type?


He means how many men did you get paid to have bang bang with who liked that type of tea. Maybe in your mouth when you gave oral, but I don't think he'd stand for it to have milk added to it. Also possibly an earl grey enema.

Also how akward was it when they found out you had a ding dong.
Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
#350 - 2012-06-18 20:03:14 UTC
Kyle Myr wrote:

I'll keep this simple - weaselior is one of our directors. He's repeatedly asked for you to demonstrate some form of concrete proof that you're hurting us at all. He's also posted our monthly technetium income as a formula on this forum, so if you use the few billion ISK damage we don't reimburse as 'proof', that's fairly easily refuted. Same for posting war record losses - Goonfleet has lost plenty of actual 0.0 wars, let alone empire wars, by the 'isk war' metric, and other, more tangible metrics (taking space, causing opponents to collapse).


Yes but so easily you forget the "humiliation of the great leader" metric which can be measured in knuckleposting tweets. This is obviously not a war that has anything to do with isk otherwise I suspect I wouldn't have been able to earn 8.7 billion isk in 4 days while being hunted by the "ministry of love" in their 3 stealth bombers.

You are collectively "hurt" when "pubbies" laugh at you.
"pubbies" have been laughing at you.

Hence you do kinda lose.

The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom
Cutter Isaacson
DEDSEC SAN FRANCISCO
#351 - 2012-06-18 20:05:17 UTC
Jade Constantine wrote:
Arrgthepirate wrote:
When are you going to get that WE DO NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ALL THE WAR DECS EVER. It does NOT hurt us. AT ALL. In ANY WAY. It might hurt a few idiots a week. They deserve it, it's funny, and they'll bounce back. We're not losing space, we're not losing our trillion isk a month moongoo, we're not having our assets locked in stations. We're not losing supers.

If you want highsec to fight back, form an alliance, and go on a roam. I know that traveling through multiple regions might seem scary, but I promise it's fun.



It hurts you in the most profound way possible. It hurts the feelings and ego of your leader. All the isk in the world won't make up for the sting when it becomes apparent that the Mittani lost a war to Jade Constantine and needed the 1.0 game mechanics to change in order to protect him from the consequences of defeat. This is fact, public record, simply the way things are.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....*PAUSE FOR BREATH*.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*PASS OUT*....Ok I'm better now.

Oh god, thank you Jade, I've been feeling properly crap all day long but that post made me laugh my ass off. Aside from everything else, you are now a psychotherapist and a mind reader. That right there is Class A asshattery, well done you. And Mittani lost what war to you? A battle of wits? He won that won the moment you began posting, because he was fighting an unarmed man.

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." Elim Garak.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#352 - 2012-06-18 20:05:54 UTC
Who wants to place bets when the puppet master defense will come out?

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Olan Dumis
Doomheim
#353 - 2012-06-18 20:07:13 UTC
Jade Constantine wrote:

So please excuse me some moments of gratuitous self-satisfaction.



um dude your gonna go blind and I am sure in some states thats still don't ask don't tell
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
#354 - 2012-06-18 20:07:32 UTC
Jade Constantine wrote:
Kyle Myr wrote:

I'll keep this simple - weaselior is one of our directors. He's repeatedly asked for you to demonstrate some form of concrete proof that you're hurting us at all. He's also posted our monthly technetium income as a formula on this forum, so if you use the few billion ISK damage we don't reimburse as 'proof', that's fairly easily refuted. Same for posting war record losses - Goonfleet has lost plenty of actual 0.0 wars, let alone empire wars, by the 'isk war' metric, and other, more tangible metrics (taking space, causing opponents to collapse).


Yes but so easily you forget the "humiliation of the great leader" metric which can be measured in knuckleposting tweets. This is obviously not a war that has anything to do with isk otherwise I suspect I wouldn't have been able to earn 8.7 billion isk in 4 days while being hunted by the "ministry of love" in their 3 stealth bombers.

You are collectively "hurt" when "pubbies" laugh at you.
"pubbies" have been laughing at you.

Hence you do kinda lose.


What does this even mean?
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
#355 - 2012-06-18 20:07:45 UTC
Does somebody have an Insane to English translator?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#356 - 2012-06-18 20:08:08 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
dontbanmebro wrote:
Issler Dainze wrote:
sure seem to support

citation needed
Issler Dainze wrote:
a change that hugely favors them

citation needed

What the **** is this, Wikipedia?

Rumors aren't allowed, citations are needed to avoid tripping the ISD trigger that causes post moderation.

One sec, I'll link the post that says so to avoid needing a citation for this.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Cutter Isaacson
DEDSEC SAN FRANCISCO
#357 - 2012-06-18 20:08:13 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Who wants to place bets when the puppet master defense will come out?



I want to place a bet on how long it takes for Jade to get banned for rumour posting, incessant personal attacks, asshattery, idiocy, poop stirring and a lack of good grace.

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." Elim Garak.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#358 - 2012-06-18 20:08:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Weaselior
Jade Constantine wrote:
Kyle Myr wrote:

I'll keep this simple - weaselior is one of our directors. He's repeatedly asked for you to demonstrate some form of concrete proof that you're hurting us at all. He's also posted our monthly technetium income as a formula on this forum, so if you use the few billion ISK damage we don't reimburse as 'proof', that's fairly easily refuted. Same for posting war record losses - Goonfleet has lost plenty of actual 0.0 wars, let alone empire wars, by the 'isk war' metric, and other, more tangible metrics (taking space, causing opponents to collapse).


Yes but so easily you forget the "humiliation of the great leader" metric which can be measured in knuckleposting tweets. This is obviously not a war that has anything to do with isk otherwise I suspect I wouldn't have been able to earn 8.7 billion isk in 4 days while being hunted by the "ministry of love" in their 3 stealth bombers.

You are collectively "hurt" when "pubbies" laugh at you.
"pubbies" have been laughing at you.

Hence you do kinda lose.

I don't think angryposting up a storm in multiple threads complaining about your exploit being nerfed and being so angry you write an article that is long pointless and crazy even by en24 standards qualifies as laughing, but see above re: believing own propaganda

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Sixx Spades
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#359 - 2012-06-18 20:09:09 UTC
Jade Constantine wrote:
Yes but so easily you forget the "humiliation of the great leader" metric which can be measured in knuckleposting tweets. This is obviously not a war that has anything to do with isk otherwise I suspect I wouldn't have been able to earn 8.7 billion isk in 4 days while being hunted by the "ministry of love" in their 3 stealth bombers.

You are collectively "hurt" when "pubbies" laugh at you.
"pubbies" have been laughing at you.

Hence you do kinda lose.

I can have whatever the hell you're smoking? I want to get stupid for a while and maybe sleep better at night. It's so meta, it blows my god damn mind.

Using a weapon as a deterrent in a diplomatic situation is only viable when you have proven that you have deployed it in the past and are willing to use it in the future.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#360 - 2012-06-18 20:09:51 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
I don't think angryposting up a storm in multiple threads complaining about your exploit being nerfed, being so angry you write an article that is long pointless and crazy even by en24 standards qualifies as laughing, but see above re: believing own propaganda

Their rear, it is hurt. [1]

Source: [1]This thread, among many others.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?