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My friend needs clothes...

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imagein
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#161 - 2012-06-18 11:22:39 UTC
I have to ask though if CCP does bring out exotic dancer styled clothing will it just be for corpses or can i purchase them for my char as well??? And what about guys wearing them as well i can think of a few guys that I would be able to get drunk and convince them to dress there male chars up as exotic dancers...
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#162 - 2012-06-18 17:16:11 UTC
imagein wrote:
I have to ask though if CCP does bring out exotic dancer styled clothing will it just be for corpses or can i purchase them for my char as well??? And what about guys wearing them as well i can think of a few guys that I would be able to get drunk and convince them to dress there male chars up as exotic dancers...


Flash-frozen folks wear the clothes much better than current capsuleers. Capsuleers might get fat.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#163 - 2012-06-18 19:20:37 UTC
Alua Oresson wrote:
space chikun wrote:
I'm not sure, but I think these forums have reached a new low.

Straight


You think this is bad, I caught a corp mate sitting outside station on one of our campaigns. He was waiting for people to pod jump and picking up their corpses. I politely declined to ask what he planned to do with them.

I've never been in Fatal Ascension, otherwise I'd think you were talking about me.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#164 - 2012-06-18 19:32:30 UTC
Tchulen wrote:
I appear to have discovered, due to this thread, that I have multiple personality disorder.

One part of me is utterly repulsed by what to any socially aware human would ordinarily be just plain wrong but the other part of me simply cannot stop laughing.

Wrong on so many levels that it's come round full circle and is, at last, right.

If anyone has the ability to scrub memory please let me know. I feel a serious need to have all that I've just read removed from my mind.

It's not multiple personality disorder. What you're experiencing is a social anxiety combined with a personal interest. You feel that this is an interesting topic, but you're afraid of how other people will view you knowing how you feel. It's completely normal and probably how most people feel when they view this thread. But there are a handful of outliers, who either don't care what other people think or actually do not find this thread interesting. You know who you are...

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Leask
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#165 - 2012-06-18 19:41:20 UTC
*applause*
Seun
Perkone
Caldari State
#166 - 2012-06-18 20:07:07 UTC
One of the best and funniest threads to grace the EvE Forums.

Salute to you sir. I haven laughed this much in a while.
armacitis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#167 - 2012-06-18 22:47:39 UTC
This has long been a point of contention in my personal relationships.When I find that I cannot dress my companions or bring them to my quarters,it often leads to being given the silent treatment because we just can't have a proper relationship with such limitations.After being given the cold shoulder for a time,we usually separate.Before they fall apart upon reaching this point my relationships have always been stable and affectionate to the point even my crew would see it.They would always leave as quickly as possible to leave the two of us alone.They would even act uncomfortable when they couldn't,such sensitive and considerate fellows.Please allow us to do these things with our companions,it makes life a sad affair for romantics like us when we can't treat them right.There's this girl I've been meaning to look up and go see for a while,but if we're always separated like this I wouldn't want to rekindle our relationship.Best to keep her in storage for now.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#168 - 2012-06-20 04:37:14 UTC
armacitis wrote:
This has long been a point of contention in my personal relationships.When I find that I cannot dress my companions or bring them to my quarters,it often leads to being given the silent treatment because we just can't have a proper relationship with such limitations.After being given the cold shoulder for a time,we usually separate.Before they fall apart upon reaching this point my relationships have always been stable and affectionate to the point even my crew would see it.They would always leave as quickly as possible to leave the two of us alone.They would even act uncomfortable when they couldn't,such sensitive and considerate fellows.Please allow us to do these things with our companions,it makes life a sad affair for romantics like us when we can't treat them right.There's this girl I've been meaning to look up and go see for a while,but if we're always separated like this I wouldn't want to rekindle our relationship.Best to keep her in storage for now.


I've found that taking her for a walk outside the hull keeps things interesting... her in her best dress and pearls, and me in my spacesuit.
Deimos Barret
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#169 - 2012-06-20 07:57:39 UTC
oh god i lol'd hard.
epic post, OP. Also yes, more stripper clothes ploxPirate
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#170 - 2012-06-20 15:34:50 UTC
Reading this topic has made me somewhat hungry...

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
SMX
#171 - 2012-06-20 15:43:40 UTC
KuroVolt wrote:
Reading this topic has made me somewhat hungry...

But you are always hungry!
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#172 - 2012-06-20 23:04:46 UTC
KuroVolt wrote:
Reading this topic has made me somewhat hungry...


For some reason, whenever she is around, I have a hankering for monkey brains. Can't explain it.
Cardano Firesnake
Fire Bullet Inc
#173 - 2012-06-21 04:39:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Cardano Firesnake
Excellent, really funny. And I think, it would be logic to be abble loot a rare jacket on the enemy corpse.

It is not the thing that I would support though, because I think Devs should be use at more useful game enhances before.

Posted - 2010.07.01 11:24:00 - [4] Erase learning skills, remap all SP. That's all.
Hesidak Uroboroon
Doomheim
#174 - 2012-06-21 17:03:51 UTC
joelinux wrote:
KuroVolt wrote:
Reading this topic has made me somewhat hungry...


For some reason, whenever she is around, I have a hankering for monkey brains. Can't explain it.


https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9-d9Z-fcDvNH7HWBxSv-nynq-YhTWJXJ197qaDuG9uIiXWJhtYg

The U.S. Navy has developed a railgun that can hit a target the size of a watermelon from about 200km away.  its probably around 8,000 years in the future, we can go faster then light, be immortal, teleport capital ships, communicate instantly, mine asteroids and make ships invisible,yet still our railguns can't even hit a massive spaceship over 100km....
Insane Creeper
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#175 - 2012-06-21 19:00:23 UTC
It's one thing to look pretty but another thing to smell pretty ;O




Also my posting in this thread with this name should earn me bonus points ^_^
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#176 - 2012-06-22 05:35:31 UTC
Insane Creeper wrote:
It's one thing to look pretty but another thing to smell pretty ;O




Also my posting in this thread with this name should earn me bonus points ^_^


You shouldn't be creepy with your companion. Treat them nice. Otherwise, you might get the cold shoulder...they can be quite frigid...
Celeste Nightsong
Perkone
Caldari State
#177 - 2012-06-23 09:31:54 UTC
This thread is full of win.

But it concerns me... I think Eve Online is causing us to all lose our minds and fall in love with corpses...

Ah well, if I can attach corpses to my missiles I'll be an extremely happy Caldari pilot Smile

Celeste Nightsong

"When life gives you lemons, shoot them back at life at high velocity."
hired gunman
Ascendance Rising
Ascendance..
#178 - 2012-06-23 18:55:41 UTC
They come in all shapes, sizes, and ..... well you get my point! This thread is just way to entertaining. I literally laughed my ass off.

That being said i cant believe ccp is seriously looking into this over other things.
hired gunman
Ascendance Rising
Ascendance..
#179 - 2012-06-23 18:58:47 UTC
Celeste Nightsong wrote:
This thread is full of win.

But it concerns me... I think Eve Online is causing us to all lose our minds and fall in love with corpses...

Ah well, if I can attach corpses to my missiles I'll be an extremely happy Caldari pilot Smile


Now that I CAN SUPPORT! and have it come up on the overview saying here's your friend BOB. while we're at it lets be able to mail a despised corporation or alliance a decapitated head!

JK
Celeste Nightsong
Perkone
Caldari State
#180 - 2012-06-24 07:47:16 UTC
hired gunman wrote:
Celeste Nightsong wrote:
This thread is full of win.

But it concerns me... I think Eve Online is causing us to all lose our minds and fall in love with corpses...

Ah well, if I can attach corpses to my missiles I'll be an extremely happy Caldari pilot Smile


Now that I CAN SUPPORT! and have it come up on the overview saying here's your friend BOB. while we're at it lets be able to mail a despised corporation or alliance a decapitated head!

JK


Oh dear...

Just imagine all the drama from this kind of feature.

Celeste Nightsong

"When life gives you lemons, shoot them back at life at high velocity."