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ANNOUNCEMENT: New C&P Kingpin - Private Pineapple
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Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-06-18 00:12:47 UTC
I'm taking over this joint.

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Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#2 - 2012-06-18 00:39:19 UTC
No one else wants it.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Terrant Felder
e-L00T Ltd.
#3 - 2012-06-18 01:31:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Terrant Felder
There is a slight odor coming from the rug in the bathroom, and the john doesn't flush correctly some of the time. You have to kick the front door three times to get it open, and there's an extermination service which comes once a month to temp-ban some Goons and the occasional troll infestation. Best to keep that service going.

Have fun with it. Although I would have waited until the real estate market plunged sufficiently enough that you could have gotten it for even cheaper than it already was listed at.

Oh well.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-06-18 02:18:18 UTC
I, for one, welcome our new overlord.

As long as he deals with the Garbage Couch issue.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#5 - 2012-06-18 04:24:46 UTC
Private Pineapple wrote:
I'm taking over this joint.


Hope you don't mind that I smoked most of it first. I would highly suggest rolling another and taking ownership of that.
Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#6 - 2012-06-18 05:23:24 UTC
Someone had one joint too many.

[Insert witty quote here]
Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#7 - 2012-06-18 09:13:55 UTC
Kids these days don't know how the pass the joint in a timely manner. And by the time it finally reaches you, it's all hot and soggy. For the love of God learn proper joint passing etiquette.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#8 - 2012-06-18 11:46:27 UTC
...and not a Single **** was given.

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/584027/81822959.jpg

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#9 - 2012-06-18 12:51:06 UTC
I'm available for assistance if you need a hand with that joint.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Doctorkaba
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-06-18 12:53:53 UTC
I fully support a pineapple kingpin.

Want some pvp help? Like to fly small and fast frigates? Then join the in game channel Tenori_Tigers!

Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-06-18 13:00:27 UTC
I herd Pineapple was taking over.

I'll be a stand overman and do absolutely nothing.
Sir Lomax
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#12 - 2012-06-18 14:41:19 UTC
This will be dealt with.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#13 - 2012-06-18 16:39:30 UTC
I'm sorry but I simply can't allow that. Your avatar lacks the bling to properly run this place.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Celeste Benal
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-06-19 03:54:19 UTC
I want my 60 seconds back.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-06-19 04:21:28 UTC
Pineapple has a wet texture -better to be wet than dry ?

Black Man with Goggles
Tusen Takk
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-06-19 04:49:35 UTC
in my experience, overly tanned people almost always make excellent decisions
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#17 - 2012-06-19 22:12:25 UTC
Vicky Somers wrote:
Kids these days don't know how the pass the joint in a timely manner. And by the time it finally reaches you, it's all hot and soggy. For the love of God learn proper joint passing etiquette.


That and to stop always monkey lipping it, your nasty bastards!
Xenuria
#18 - 2012-06-20 00:47:22 UTC
Vicky Somers wrote:
Kids these days don't know how the pass the joint in a timely manner. And by the time it finally reaches you, it's all hot and soggy. For the love of God learn proper joint passing etiquette.


Hurr durr, Weed~ dank nugs.. Weed is so edgy and cool right guys? Hey lets make posts about weed and then tell our friends at recess what we did, they are going to be so impressed.

CSM 12 Candidate
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-06-20 02:25:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Private Pineapple
Xenuria wrote:
Vicky Somers wrote:
Kids these days don't know how the pass the joint in a timely manner. And by the time it finally reaches you, it's all hot and soggy. For the love of God learn proper joint passing etiquette.


Hurr durr, Weed~ dank nugs.. Weed is so edgy and cool right guys? Hey lets make posts about weed and then tell our friends at recess what we did, they are going to be so impressed.


Good job, C&P. I am proud of you for hitting Hellraiser's nerve.

My reign is getting off to a fine start.

.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#20 - 2012-06-20 02:46:03 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Vicky Somers wrote:
Kids these days don't know how the pass the joint in a timely manner. And by the time it finally reaches you, it's all hot and soggy. For the love of God learn proper joint passing etiquette.


That and to stop always monkey lipping it, your nasty bastards!
I can't help it.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
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