EVE General Discussion

+1 for the trolling community, may we live long and prosper... wrong topic...

Nah, wrong universe.

I agree, and duly thank you for your kind and eloquent compliment towards the troll community.

I, Daemon Ceed, troll and general drunkard, hereby declare the next 7 days as "Internet Troll Awareness and Appreciation Week."

Why, might you ask? There are many trolls out there who are going days, nay weeks, without a good forum post to munch on. Starving for tears and the occasional rage quit, their lives are sometimes lived day by day, never knowing when the next opportunity to troll really well might be. Trolls also need more educational help, particularly courses in advanced diction, vocabulary enhancements, logic bombing, and so forth.

Most of all, we trolls make the internet fun again. They bring so much laughter, tomfoolery, controversy and general asshattery into forums that would otherwise die and rot like a corpse in the Florida Everglades due to pure boredom.

For a small donation, 1 mil ISK per day, about the cost of a Warp Scrambler II, you can help a troll in need and spread awareness about this awesome species of poaster!