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Eve has the best trolls

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Imawuss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-06-17 21:41:52 UTC
Compared to other games i've played like LoL i've noticed Eve has vastly superior trolls. Our trolls are whitty, imaginative and generally intelligent. Other games they sound like whiny broken records
So heres to the trolls in the gaming world! keep up the good work.
Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#2 - 2012-06-17 21:43:02 UTC
You mad b...

Wait, nevermind. You're clearly not mad about anything. Ignore me.
Marconus Orion
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-06-17 21:45:24 UTC
Not for long...
Zeko Rena
ENCOM Industries
#4 - 2012-06-17 21:48:05 UTC
Yes OP, it is also well known in the gaming industry, which you would be suprised but it puts a lot of people off trying the game Pirate
Scatim Helicon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-06-17 21:51:28 UTC
Eve trolls aren't particularly impressive, its more that the community in the main is so tremendously stupid that they'll bite on just about anything.

Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.
Tenchi Sal
White Knights of Equestria
#6 - 2012-06-17 21:52:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Tenchi Sal
the trolls in LoL out number the trolls in any other game though. those huge numbers gotta count for something.
Ioci
Bad Girl Posse
#7 - 2012-06-17 21:56:09 UTC
My ability to flame and troll has been rewarded with more than one forum bann. I don't frequent here because I like you people. It's the only forum I can still log on to. (besides SA but I try to avoid putting pins in their fat heads - for now)

R.I.P. Vile Rat
Luis Graca
#8 - 2012-06-17 22:03:12 UTC
Imawuss wrote:
Compared to other games i've played like LoL i've noticed Eve has vastly superior trolls. Our trolls are whitty, imaginative and generally intelligent. Other games they sound like whiny broken records
So heres to the trolls in the gaming world! keep up the good work.



So you have notice now what want a cookie is that it?
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#9 - 2012-06-17 22:24:23 UTC
You know what they say: Do what you love and love what you do.

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
Grandpa Bill
Twin Lakes Retirement Home
#10 - 2012-06-17 22:25:46 UTC
I just dont seem to understand why it is that people like to say such mean things. I remember when I were a kid there was this bully names Jim... or was it Bin.... You know the older you get the more names you seem to forget. I remember one time I ran into this fellow that was shouting my name and waved me down on the street. This was back when I lived in the city. I didnt recognize him right away and when I did I just could not remember this fellows name. Anywho, he told me how he remembers me and all I could do was smile and laugh... I just hate moments like that.

Grandpa Bill
Freezehunter
#11 - 2012-06-17 22:28:31 UTC
Imawuss wrote:
Compared to other games i've played like LoL i've noticed Eve has vastly superior trolls. Our trolls are whitty, imaginative and generally intelligent. Other games they sound like whiny broken records
So heres to the trolls in the gaming world! keep up the good work.


Hey dude, just doing my part for the good of the community.

I took a 6 month ban that expired today for this community's enjoyment.

You bastards better appreciate it!

<3

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-06-17 22:51:58 UTC
Imawuss wrote:
Compared to other games i've played like LoL i've noticed Eve has vastly superior trolls. Our trolls are whitty, imaginative and generally intelligent. Other games they sound like whiny broken records
So heres to the trolls in the gaming world! keep up the good work.


*witty

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#13 - 2012-06-17 23:03:00 UTC
There are no trolls.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-06-17 23:05:06 UTC
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Eve trolls aren't particularly impressive, its more that the community in the main is so tremendously stupid that they'll bite on just about anything.


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"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#15 - 2012-06-17 23:47:06 UTC
I agree, and duly thank you for your kind and eloquent compliment towards the troll community.

I, Daemon Ceed, troll and general drunkard, hereby declare the next 7 days as "Internet Troll Awareness and Appreciation Week."

Why, might you ask? There are many trolls out there who are going days, nay weeks, without a good forum post to munch on. Starving for tears and the occasional rage quit, their lives are sometimes lived day by day, never knowing when the next opportunity to troll really well might be. Trolls also need more educational help, particularly courses in advanced diction, vocabulary enhancements, logic bombing, and so forth.

Most of all, we trolls make the internet fun again. They bring so much laughter, tomfoolery, controversy and general asshattery into forums that would otherwise die and rot like a corpse in the Florida Everglades due to pure boredom.

For a small donation, 1 mil ISK per day, about the cost of a Warp Scrambler II, you can help a troll in need and spread awareness about this awesome species of poaster!
Freezehunter
#16 - 2012-06-17 23:50:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Freezehunter
Daemon Ceed wrote:
I agree, and duly thank you for your kind and eloquent compliment towards the troll community.

I, Daemon Ceed, troll and general drunkard, hereby declare the next 7 days as "Internet Troll Awareness and Appreciation Week."

Why, might you ask? There are many trolls out there who are going days, nay weeks, without a good forum post to munch on. Starving for tears and the occasional rage quit, their lives are sometimes lived day by day, never knowing when the next opportunity to troll really well might be. Trolls also need more educational help, particularly courses in advanced diction, vocabulary enhancements, logic bombing, and so forth.

Most of all, we trolls make the internet fun again. They bring so much laughter, tomfoolery, controversy and general asshattery into forums that would otherwise die and rot like a corpse in the Florida Everglades due to pure boredom.

For a small donation, 1 mil ISK per day, about the cost of a Warp Scrambler II, you can help a troll in need and spread awareness about this awesome species of poaster!


Amen to that, my brother from another mother!

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.
AFK Hauler
State War Academy
#17 - 2012-06-18 00:11:12 UTC
I feel like I'm supposed to post in this thread for some reason....
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-06-18 00:11:57 UTC
Not sure if troll or serious...
seany1212
M Y S T
#19 - 2012-06-18 00:13:22 UTC
+1 for the trolling community, may we live long and prosper... wrong topic...
Freezehunter
#20 - 2012-06-18 00:15:05 UTC
seany1212 wrote:
+1 for the trolling community, may we live long and prosper... wrong topic...


Nah, wrong universe.

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