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Ever wanted to wander EVE like a homeless bum?
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tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-10-01 16:46:53 UTC  |  Edited by: tsukubasteve
I find that you meet the most interesting people sitting on the park bench.

We're homeless, broke and tons of fun.

This corp isn't really new, but it's only recently started recruiting.
We're looking for:
Anyone.. Literally.. Whatever you wanna do, if you just don't wanna do it alone.
-Missions
-Mining
-Plexing
-Probing
-Ninja stuffs
-High sec greifing. (seriously, if you get us wardecced, i might give you a medal, I also would feel very sorry for the mercs)
-PvP (lowsec, null? whatever)
-Black ops stuffs (I can fly two of em, and I have a covert cyno alt, might as well enjoy life)
High sp players
Low sp players
Ex-goons (yes, anyone can be a broke, homeless tool)

What you wont get in this corp:
-Directors rights or access to the corp wallet (unless you live close enough that I can physically drive to your house and punch you in the face)
-Requests for API information before joining.. I seriously don't care if you actually can fly a titan or not. I don't need to know how much isk your alts have..
-Incentive programs (We're broke, and homeless. Even if we had ships to give away, we wouldn't have anywhere to store them)
-A permanent home (We're homeless, we wander..Kinda like nomads.. we may one day decide to just move to some random 0.0 hole and drop a pos because we feel like it..) P.S.(Doubtful about dropping a pos in 0.0, we're broke.. )

We're currently all based on GMT -8 (PST) but anyone is welcome, if you wanna join with your buddies from the EU and fly then? sure :)
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#2 - 2011-10-02 17:25:52 UTC
oh hai! Come join us plx, we r teh awesomeness dudes.

Seriously, you can haz teh fun with us.
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#3 - 2011-10-03 23:56:32 UTC
You guys don't know what you're missing :) we're awesome. Pirate

Ever wanted to carebear, with teeth?
Ywagmoth Veer
Tapped for Mana
#4 - 2011-10-04 00:48:40 UTC
great recruiting post! maybe I'll hit you guys up Lol
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#5 - 2011-10-04 18:53:33 UTC
We'd certainly be happy to have you :) Everyone is welcome to chill at the park bench :) we're broke and homeless, and proud of it. Nomadic people of eve. We'll go anywhere and do anything. From hot drops to ninja mining operations. Wormhole adventures, to suicide missions. It's all just good and gravy here :)
XnoVis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2011-10-04 19:06:46 UTC
lol best recruitment post i have read!!
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#7 - 2011-10-04 19:36:13 UTC
XnoVis wrote:
lol best recruitment post i have read!!



what's the point of playing eve, or even joining a corp, if you're not gonna have fun right :)

Come to the dark side, I'll share my exotic dancers and tobacco :)
XnoVis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2011-10-05 10:14:22 UTC
tsukubasteve wrote:
XnoVis wrote:
lol best recruitment post i have read!!



what's the point of playing eve, or even joining a corp, if you're not gonna have fun right :)

Come to the dark side, I'll share my exotic dancers and tobacco :)




I will consider your offer but atm i cant go ingame :P computer broke down on me
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-10-06 16:32:18 UTC
We're broke and homeless.

Spare change?

Seriously guys, global warming is real. I'm super cereal.
Kaylah Rain
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2011-10-06 16:59:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaylah Rain
I like the sounds of the corp but what if I'm not broke? lol
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#11 - 2011-10-06 22:20:22 UTC
You're not broke?

Spare Change? Lol


Join us anyways, as long as you don't mind us asking for handouts all the time :)
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-10-06 22:20:38 UTC
You're not broke?

Spare Change? Lol


Join us anyways, as long as you don't mind us asking for handouts all the time :)
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#13 - 2011-10-06 22:20:48 UTC
You're not broke?

Spare Change? Lol


Join us anyways, as long as you don't mind us asking for handouts all the time :)
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#14 - 2011-10-11 20:13:34 UTC
Hey guys, still recruiting. Anyone is welcome. We're not snobs, so if you're new to the game and need some teaching, we're available to help. If you're an old time player.. we got 140 mil sp between two pilots in corp..

we're currently running missions in minmatar space, if anyone wants to come join us :)

P.S. Brutor tribe loves us ;)
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#15 - 2011-10-12 21:14:15 UTC
Man, no love in the forums these days.. Come on, join us, I'll give you the pleasure of my company :)
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#16 - 2011-10-14 22:29:33 UTC
This is the Corp that never ends.. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people, started building it, not knowing what it was. And they'll continue building it forever just because...


My horse is amazing.
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#17 - 2011-10-16 16:53:53 UTC
Never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down.
Never gonna run around and hurt you.


Have you ever wanted to black ops hot drop a black ops hot drop? :)
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#18 - 2011-10-17 19:10:49 UTC
Ever feel like you're talking to yourself? This thread seems to be heading in that direction... :( Bummer..


Spare change?
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#19 - 2011-10-17 19:17:05 UTC
What you wont get in this corp:
-Directors rights or access to the corp wallet (unless you live close enough that I can physically drive to your house and punch you in the face)


Love it!

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
tsukubasteve
Doomheim
#20 - 2011-11-01 16:15:15 UTC
Do you want to change the face of eve forever?


Then apply somewhere else. We don't want political go getters in here..

If you wanna be lazy and spin your ship, COME ON IN!

If you just wanna mission run and be left alone.. You're welcome.

If you wanna pew until we get wardecced, YAY!!!

Greifing? How dare you.. JUST KIDDING!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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