Crime & Punishment

First off all I would just like to state that this post is in now way connected to Eve University or any of its allies in any wave shape or perform. This is posted by me as an observant on the affair. I am also typing it is real late here and English is not my first language so sorry for understandings in advanced.

Eve Universities LSC (low sec camp) recently moved to Heild solar space system in M Heath after a crushing and successful burning of the Hagilur pocket. Basing from Dudreda solar space system we burned down the locals and everything that came to visit through the use of carefully put together fleets and tactics.

Management decided to spread out our LSC to the new region and at first all was good as we moved in our fleet and equpment and loaded in the glory of the new surroundings. The once famous pirate haven was ready for LSC clean up. We scored some easy kills in the first day and even forced some of the pirates to abandon the place they wrongly claimed their home.

Fast forward a bit and the new unfair wardec systems that ccp has introduced to help the attackers and EVE UNI has encouraged Gunpoint Diplomacy, Black Rebel Rifters Club and LYFTER alliance to start unfair wars on us. This is causing internal chaos at management levels and is a headache and the fighting is starting to spoil the enjoyment of the game for the LSC regulars.

On a wider note the cancellation of events and the interpration of the War SOP has meant that regular Uni Life is starting to feel the crush.


So what do we do now?


The full force of brutality and THE BLOB as these asshats like to call it. (read advanced tactics for the normal eve citizen). Will be readied for action. If the pirates think they can win a war against a hoard then they are in for a disapointment time.

NO WARDEC HAS EVER BEEN LOST BY EVE UNIVERSITY. EVERY WARDEC AGAINST THEM HAS RESULTED IN THE CRUSHING OF THE AGGRESSORS. LET THAT BE A WARNING. WE ARE FUELLED BY HATE AN DO NOT TAKE PERSONAL ATTACKS AGAINST US LIGHTLY. REMEMBER THIS.

Unlimited allies will be added to every wardec at zero cost. This is an open invite passed onto me by the management as a trusted 3rd party. If you want to aid the uni against these unfair wardecs and shoot the reason so many players leave eve then now is your chance. Together we can fight them. Join with us and help stop this foul behavour.

You can not keep wardeccing the Uni so we have to ask the bigger question of what is in this for the pirate locals? Are they just here to grief beyong the normal levels that their lazy skills allow?

Time will tell.

The Uni Management has offered up the unconditioning surrenders to the initial aggressors and this offer is still open I believ. It is just a matter of time before they come running to the diplomatic table to sign the treaty.

Will the full force of the Uni stop the pirates baying for blood? Will they gank the innocent Unistas in highsec when they claim they will not? Yes they will. Already we have seen multiple acts of terroism in highsec against Unistas in protected systems.

This must stop.

For the greater good of eve and the game we all love. We must not let these idiots win. They spam local with images not fit for my daughter to see. They are vulgar in chats and diplomacy is something they can not comprend even though they claim that title in their very name. Pilots like CraftingCroc and Sard Caid should be people to look up to in the greater community. Frankly looking in at the chat logs from the outside it is quiet discusting.

Remember this wardec is going to be watched by the HOLE OF EVE. Eyes are on you. Do you want to be known as childish griefers or will you do the honorable thing and stop this embarrassing saga.


Wolf.

There is a hole in EVE? Who lives there?

Also, while I'm not against joining as free allies, the people you are referring to are usually around -10 anyway so why would I need to actually join your wars when I can either A) try and catch them as they dart around the border systems or B) go into low sec myself?

Not that I care to venture there right now. I actually enjoy those entities.

EDIT: Wait wait wait, childish griefers? Aren't you blobbing their home systems? You don't expect them to actually retaliate?

Let me see if I understand you correctly, Eve Uni rolled into MH thinking the locals would just scatter in the face of such awesome waves of win. To their horror, EU got war dec'd and curb stomped and now want the rest of eve to come to their rescue?

As for the standard of local chat I'm confused, you open a **** can then complain about the contents?

The entire New Eden Cluster.


We all do.

And the hole is also metaphorical. The hole in New Eden that we're trying to fill is really just a case of us collectively trying to fill a hole... in ourselves.

God damn I'm hungry. I have to go fill my mouth hole with a sandwich.

This made me lol. If you look at your "campaign history", you first claim responsibility for disbanding several alliances that disbanded many months after fighting you and for very different reasons (Privateers come to mind). Second, the vast majority of the wars in 2011 include the war fees in your ISK efficiency calculations, so that you can skew the numbers and use them to blatantly lie about E-UNIs war abilities. The fact of the matter is that E-UNI has lost a large number of its wars - many of which were against entities with less than 50 people.

Furthermore, E-UNI is, without question, the worst thing in this game for new people. The number of entitled carebears in E-UNI is obscene, and the level of cowardice sowed in the war SOP is disgusting. RvB at least encourages its members to actively defend themselves, not just ***** and moan until 500 people arrive to coddle them.

Let's threathen PvP'er with PvP. That's a good plan right?

Bring it.

I do fear the hole's disapproval.

Sure, you are just an "observer" and not some Uni alt



Last time I checked there was a rule for Unistas to be respectful and polite with ALL other Eve-players. Oh, I forgot, you are just an "observer and "trusted 3rd party by the management".
Really, it´s a sad day when Uni managements associates with people that need to resort to name calling.

This being Eve, of course there is a high chance this whole rant is just a troll, but on the off chance it is not, you are not doing Eve University a favor. I have a somewhat positve disposition towards E-Uni, but right now I am of mind to just join the wardeccers and blow up some Unistas.

Anyway, a statement from Uni management would be welcome (if only to disclaim this drivel)!

Soooooo....

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...Let me just make sure that I've understood this correctly:

OP crows about blobbing the living **** out of a known ebbil scawwy piwwate infested region.

Aforesaid ebbil scawwy piwwates aren't at all impressed with that, and duly retaliate.

OP/OP's backers (or maybe I should say "mains?") find they've bit off more than they can chew, so OP comes to this toilet forum and whines about how unfair that is--against a group that OP's backers out-number probably at least 10 : 1, and who are known to make good use of heavy ECM, as well as blobbing.

And the OP is convinced that this is "unfair," and uses that premise as a jumping-off point to bash (somewhat incoherently, but whatev') the wardec system, even though the--strongly implied--subtext says that if the E-UNI blob/s had managed its/their usual perma-jamming roflzergstomp, then the OP would consider this perfectly fair and equitable.

Did I miss anything?

It must be said:

I used to have nothing but the highest of respect for E-UNI, and would have without hesitation pointed any new player to it--"No, dude/dudette, seriously: Join E-UNI, right now. Just trust me, you'll understand why soon, and thank me later."--but now?

Now, they absolutely stink of the worst kind of carebear-mentality, something this game needs now less than ever.

What happened to you, E-UNI?

You used to be worthy of respect, now you're just a joke as well as a severe detriment to the future of this community.

Believe it or not, this genuinely makes me very sad...

The OP seems rather confused, and if he was in E-UNI, then he would at least be able to get his facts straight.

Our "learn to live in losec with people who will shoot you" camp ran out of people who will shoot you, so I told them they need to move. They moved, the locals then invited the rest of the Uni to shoot them. There shall be many explosions and hopefully more learning, but we're open to them ending it if they want the small gang stuff again.

And, for those of you who seem to think E-UNI is some kind of carebear heaven, you may want to check out our SOP and Killboard.

Also, if any more of the locals fancy 'allying' with us in the wars so they can shoot other locals without gate guns getting involved, feel free. I don't mind either way.

#freemoldenheath