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Where is our bikini ship wash bay CCP?

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Serena Serene
Heretic University
#121 - 2012-06-14 20:29:17 UTC
/me shudders, terrified
Ris Dnalor
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#122 - 2012-06-14 20:38:48 UTC
Satav wrote:
I want my ship to be shiny, smooth, and warm; knowing that it got all the love and attention it deserved from some very sexy gallente girls.Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smile

What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?

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Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#123 - 2012-06-14 20:45:03 UTC
Satav wrote:
What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?



Welp, the bikini...who cares? - I'd care about who's wearing it because I love to look them in the eye Cool

brb

Serena Serene
Heretic University
#124 - 2012-06-15 03:12:38 UTC
/me looks Lin-Young in the eye.. then everywhere else, too.
Bikini suits you~
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#125 - 2012-06-15 05:04:54 UTC
Look up... Look down... Look back up... smile.

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Serena Serene
Heretic University
#126 - 2012-06-15 05:25:49 UTC
Look all over.. then jump on Lina :P
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#127 - 2012-06-15 06:20:33 UTC
Gallente? Proceed through the bikini wash uneventfully, then take my ship to a clinic to check for STDs.

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NigerDaumas
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#128 - 2012-06-15 06:32:05 UTC
suggest eating some KFC and mcdonalds.
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#129 - 2012-06-15 19:34:48 UTC
Tag her in for the bikini wrestling match.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.

Savage Angel
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#130 - 2012-06-15 19:47:21 UTC
Valerie Tessel wrote:
Tag her in for the bikini wrestling match.


Stands in awe of the floatation devices now on the market
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#131 - 2012-06-15 19:50:43 UTC
Stare awkwardly until you come close to making eye contact, then look away, trying to act like I wasn't staring with my mouth wide open.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#132 - 2012-06-15 20:55:12 UTC
Lend cowboy hat and guitar to complete picture.

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Alexa Coates
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#133 - 2012-06-15 21:28:29 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Lend cowboy hat and guitar to complete picture.

ta-tas.

That's a Templar, an Amarr fighter used by carriers.

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#134 - 2012-06-16 01:13:29 UTC
I'm not really into Gallente gals...at least not as much as I am into the very beautiful Sebiestor ladies.

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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#135 - 2012-06-16 01:31:35 UTC
I don't really want to see Hilmar in a bikini and I could do without a CCP ship wash.*

*Dirk said, hoping people believed him.

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Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#136 - 2012-06-16 01:55:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Aruken Marr
The amount of balloon shirted droopy **** in this thread and the mental images of the nerds who made them depresses me...
Morgaine Mighthammer
Rational Chaos Inc.
Brave Collective
#137 - 2012-06-16 03:46:34 UTC
Aruken Marr wrote:
The amount of balloon shirted droopy **** in this thread and the mental images of the nerds who made them depresses me...



get the man some zoloft and a therapist
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#138 - 2012-06-16 03:51:34 UTC  |  Edited by: RubyPorto
Morgaine Mighthammer wrote:
Aruken Marr wrote:
The amount of balloon shirted droopy **** in this thread and the mental images of the nerds who made them depresses me...



get the man some zoloft and a therapist


get the woman some cocaine and a trampoline

EDIT: Really, cocaine gets *ed out?

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Serena Serene
Heretic University
#139 - 2012-06-20 07:27:48 UTC
@RubyPorto

Seeing you in that bikini .. you look more effeminate than I thought you would.