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Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#21 - 2011-10-06 17:10:35 UTC
Kazzzi wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
If this is true Kazzzi, then your victory is a dishonourable one.


Not in the eyes of our most glorious Empire and her eminence, the Empress!


We only have your word for that, and we've already determined that you're a dishonest conmerchant.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#22 - 2011-10-06 17:12:49 UTC
Vallek Arkonnis wrote:
Astrid Stjerna wrote:

If it's a joke, it's in poor taste. If it's serious, then I stand by my word: I will take payment from Amarr in blood for every soul that was betrayed by his actions.

Yes, it's a proportionate response; a life for a life. The lives you take will, in turn, be taken from you in equal measure. If you want to kill a hundred, you must be prepared to lose a hundred of your own. If you kill a thousand, equal numbers of your own people will die.

Eventually, the cost will outweigh the potential gain.


So treachery justifies indiscriminate vengeance taking the place of justice? Interesting. Returning sin for sin only begets sinners. If you ever meet your end, I pray God is more merciful to you in death than you were in life.


I've outlined the measures I'm willing to take. If Matari die because of his actions, then an equal number of Amarrians will die in return. It's not 'indiscriminate vengeance' -- it's a fair and equal exchange. The one the Empire claims to value, despite ample evidence to the contrary.

I have no desire to randomly run around committing genocide. I will, however, do all that I can to ensure that anything Kazzzi gains from his betrayal will be offset by a proportionate loss.

Really, I don't think I can be any clearer in my intentions.

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#23 - 2011-10-06 17:15:59 UTC
I get the feeling the good folks of Ushra'Khan are winding everyone up.

Judging by some of the reactions here, they succeeded. Bored minds on a midweek afternoon conjure up strange things.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Ran'shad
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2011-10-06 17:17:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Ran'shad
I for one wish to congratulate Mr. Kazzzi and thank him on behalf of the millions of the faithful who have been terrorized at on time or another by these thugs and extremists. I only hope that the other sleepers are being as successful in dismantling this gureilla alliance.

High Lord Ran'Shad CEO Imperial Manufacturing and Engineering Regiment Elemental Tide Alliance
Rogue Steel
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#25 - 2011-10-06 17:26:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Rogue Steel
Official Update

Ushra'Khan is in no danger. We aren't exactally sure what made Jarl Kazzzi post such a thread, but we believe it was spurred on by him overdosing on exile booster immediately after clonejumping into a clone hardwired with a malfunctioning TCMC. After making these posts, Kazzzi was seriously injured while attempting and failing to spin his Damnation with counter-synchronized megapolarized docking clamps. His condition is not yet known but we will keep him in our prayers and hope for the best.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#26 - 2011-10-06 17:54:13 UTC
Grideris wrote:
My word. I don't know whether to be more surprised at the idea that Kazzzi could be handing over U'K to the Ministry of War, or that Jade managed to make a single word post.

I still reckon that Kazzzi is trying to pulling the rug over everyone's eyes though. Just seems a bit crazy, not to mention that no one in U'K I've talked to seems to be panicking.


I panicked once about something, but the stains never quite washed out again.

As for this, as Rogue has already commented, Kazzzi and his consumptive ways with illicit narcotics has once again gotten the better of him - not sure about the prayers bit though...
Esna Pitoojee
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#27 - 2011-10-06 18:00:32 UTC
Had this one marked out as a prank pretty well as soon as I finished reading his original message. Remember - if it's Kazzzi, it's not serious. If it is serious, then it's just going to be seriously funny.
Rorin Cutter
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#28 - 2011-10-06 18:24:56 UTC
Rogue Steel wrote:
Official Update

Ushra'Khan is in no danger. We aren't exactally sure what made Jarl Kazzzi post such a thread, but we believe it was spurred on by him overdosing on exile booster immediately after clonejumping into a clone hardwired with a malfunctioning TCMC. After making these posts, Kazzzi was seriously injured while attempting and failing to spin his Damnation with counter-synchronized megapolarized docking clamps. His condition is not yet known but we will keep him in our prayers and hope for the best.



It is nice to know that you pray. Maybe we can someday pray together for your sins.

Amarr Victor!

-Rorin Cutter
Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
#29 - 2011-10-06 18:34:24 UTC
dog

The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom
Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#30 - 2011-10-06 18:50:54 UTC
Too bad this was a prank, I suppose, but it was expected.

Astrid Stjerna wrote:

Yes, it's a proportionate response; a life for a life. The lives you take will, in turn, be taken from you in equal measure. If you want to kill a hundred, you must be prepared to lose a hundred of your own. If you kill a thousand, equal numbers of your own people will die.

Eventually, the cost will outweigh the potential gain.


I do not even see what else to answer to such idiocy, and this disturbs me a lot.
Rogue Steel
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#31 - 2011-10-06 18:52:22 UTC
Rorin Cutter wrote:
It is nice to know that you pray. Maybe we can someday pray together for your sins.


OMG that would be sooo awesome. We should totally sacrifice you to the Dark Lords of Hell as an offering for Kazzzi's recovery to health. Hit up my neocom anytime babe.
Aracturus
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#32 - 2011-10-06 18:53:05 UTC
You deserve a medal for this Kazzi. Best. Troll. Ever.

This is now a WIDOT thread!
Ugleb
Jotunn Risi
#33 - 2011-10-06 19:08:15 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
I get the feeling the good folks of Ushra'Khan are winding everyone up.

Judging by some of the reactions here, they succeeded. Bored minds on a midweek afternoon conjure up strange things.


Don't blame us, blame his upbringing.

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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#34 - 2011-10-06 23:33:43 UTC
Iphar could still use UK's wealth to fulfill my schemes.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2011-10-07 00:04:44 UTC
Kazzzi wrote:
As of today, I have assumed absolute control over the Ushra'Khan alliance. This may not come as a surprise due to my longtime membership as an officer and the natural aura of superiority and leadership of those of my race, but what may not be expected is what I do next.

On my orders, all Ushra'Khan isk reserves, alliance assets and capital and supercapital fleets are currently being contracted to the Ministry of War. The vast majority of the tens of thousands of Ushra'Khan non-capsuleer personnel are being detained and awaiting transfer to the Amarrian Civic Court where they will receive summary judgment for crimes of terrorism and possibly be enslaved or executed. Within 24 hours, the Ushra'Khan alliance will be wiped from the Concord registry.

In addition to this, within 72 hours embedded sleeper agents within several other pro-Minmatar corporations and alliances will be conducting similar albiet less intensive operations under my direction.

I will make no apology for what I do now, nor for my past perceived debauchery, piracy and criminal behavior. Everything I have done, I have done under orders, for I am an agent of the most holy Amarr Empire and I have always been so.

Amarr Victor


Bullshit.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Anshar Incorporated
#36 - 2011-10-07 00:26:49 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:
Bullshit.


Bit late on that one, hunnie Blink

I'm pretty sure the hunting of red-breasted wombats should have given the game away rather quickly. It's not sport for neither Slaver Hound nor rabid, slathering, wasted Kazzzi's...

But here is the blood still and all the perfumes of Aridia will not sweeten this little rose ♥
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#37 - 2011-10-07 08:40:08 UTC
Holy ****

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Half Cocked Jack
Un4seen Development
Goonswarm Federation
#38 - 2011-10-07 12:44:56 UTC
Kazzzi, you should pray the day never comes when you need anyone in the cluster to actually take seriously anything you have to say.
Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#39 - 2011-10-07 14:03:04 UTC
I thought the real U'K dissolved years ago, but apparently it has resurfaced as a sitcom.

Mr. Science & Trade Institute, EVE Online Lorebook 

Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#40 - 2011-10-07 15:30:31 UTC
Half Cocked Jack wrote:
Kazzzi, you should pray the day never comes when you need anyone in the cluster to actually take seriously anything you have to say.


I am confident this need will never arise.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
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