EVE General Discussion

You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination

You make a mental note of who you consider to be reds, neuts and blues in your workplace

You refer to coffee and other stimulating drinks as cap boosters

You get in a traffic jam and start swearing about how time dilation is about to kick in

You hate the rapper Drake for a reason other than his music, his appearance or who he is as a person

You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time

Mall parking lots remind you of Jita

You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST

You're always half tempted to tell a stranger that if he gives you 5 bucks you will triple it

You own a lego rifter

You wonder how many high slots are on the ship in the movie Wall-E

You accidentally say 23/7 instead of 24/7

You yell at your children "Fail fit" when they put their shoes on wrong

You align to fire exits in case of emergency

Come home from a night at the bar and see a police checkpoint and think ah crap gate camp.

While looking at the price of something in a grocery store and think I wonder what the price in another region is.

While on the interstate a car speed by you and you think ah a scout.

I always call my email, evemail even in client meetings.

You sign your work email with your EVE name

You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT

When you say "Roger" to your boss instead of "ok" (Guilty)

When you tell your kids who are making too much noise that its closed coms

When you explain to your girlfriend that the quickest way to the recently booked holiday destination is to take the jump bridge

You tell your other half you can have sex ALL night because you are cap stable.

You tell your mates in a busy pub to find somewhere to stand and "anchor on Dave"

You tell your colleague that his recent securing of an important contract was full of win.

You are watching a TV programme about the years most prolific celebrities and wonder why The Mittani didnt get a mention.

When your wife refers to EVE as "that stupid game".

When setting up international meetings, you are the one everyone counts on to figure out scheduling because you know what the relative time differences between AU/NZ, west coast, east coast, UK, Germany and (western) Russia without looking it up.

When your alarm clock is set to make the "target locking" sound to wake you up fast.

When your wife starts knowing the names of the pilots in your Alliance and asks how they are doing.

You call your female partner Aura in bed and ask her to say dirty things to you like, "Warp drive, active."

And if she's not in the mood, all she has to say is, "You are unable to jump because you are warp scrambled."

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*kodos to the lawn alliance for these, thought id spread the fun a bit further

Your turn...

You sit down, turn on your computer, and you've logged in and not realised

You start to look like your toon

You call primaries instead of priorities at work

You realize you cant use repair paste on your car (they overheat worse than spaceships!!)

When you wake up thinking oh holy **** I am in the middle of the woods? Wait no, no, get meat. No god dammit, that's your alarm clock, you are in real life. Don't worry about zombies or bandits.

Edit: Man, I was hoping at least a few DayZ players would see this =\

I disagree, I liked it and it made me smile

(smiling is my favorite!)

Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward!

When you refer to every type of currency as ISK

Hilarious.

You tell your other half you can have sex ALL night because you are cap stable.

This made me ROFLMAO:


When smuggling ciggies from Slovenia to Austria i was cought in a gate camp from several custom officers.
They ransomed me for € 300, and respected the ransom.

True story.

Do i play to much?

you're watching a nature documentary at your parents house in which a blackbird appears and you find yourself yelling out "**** guys, he's gonna ******* jam you!"

Awkward glances where harvested

when you start calling the police "CONCORD"

I'm surprised you missed that :)

You know you play to much Eve......

If you wake up the morning and are all panicking...asking yourselfs while had dreams from Eve in the nigth....

WHERE IS MY FECKING POD GONE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRCeLYnMxII


:P

mfg

Carola Kessler