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Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-06-14 14:53:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Nyx Na'gorg
There exists a player called Xenuria.
For reasons that will become painfully obvious to anybody who reads his poasts and profile, I want him gone.


Clarification: I do not want somebody to simply troll and gank the target into submission, I want the target to :smithicide:. I want Xenuria and any alts eliminated. I do not care about price, the cost or the number of distinct entities I need employ to ensure that this contract concludes is irrelevant. I care only that it is done as quick as possible.

Further Clarification: The bounty is a box of seven melted snowballs.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-06-14 15:06:53 UTC
Epic lol

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#3 - 2012-06-14 15:07:48 UTC
Nyx Na'gorg wrote:


Further Clarification: The bounty is a box of seven melted snowballs.


I will get right on that, Sir! Space-Snow-Cones here I come!


Oh wait...melted... Slushies!
Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-06-14 15:08:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Nyx Na'gorg
*clears this throat*

Yes, they come with various flavours!

Rasberry, Lemon, Cola.. pick a flavour and i've got it!
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#5 - 2012-06-14 15:13:28 UTC
I also believe there are certain stipulations to blowing up a mime... Must be done in silence. I may have to charge you one can of Quafe to fund this.
Xenuria
#6 - 2012-06-14 15:38:10 UTC
I hope you understand that 8% of the eve population is "Xenuria alts"...

CSM 12 Candidate
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#7 - 2012-06-14 15:47:34 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
I hope you understand that 8% of the eve population is "Xenuria alts"...



Confirming, I am the 8%.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Rynar Johnson
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-06-14 16:19:24 UTC
Corporate policy disallows me to make comments on the issue. The loop hole is wide enough to park the boss's Mega in it sideways however. So I can say, melted sno-cones for all the mercenaries.

Jordan "Mr. NNJ" Johnson, OSD Commander,  Order of the Silver Dragons [OSD] Director of Operations: Mid-Atlantic US, TauRadio Independent Broadcasting Scientia est potentia. Potentia est corruptio. Scientia est corruptio.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-06-14 17:00:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Singeabooty Raj
This will be dealt with.

The offer made to TonyC in Amarr still stands Xenuria.

Black Man with Goggles
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#10 - 2012-06-14 18:00:29 UTC
I see Xenuria is posting with his alts again to somehow feel relevant again (or was he ever in the first place?)

0/10
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-06-14 18:03:55 UTC
Lol Daemon Ceed why even discombobulate and boggle your cognitive cranium attempting to comprehend the underlying powers that be when clearly you are mistaken anyhow ?

Black Man with Goggles
Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-06-14 20:18:40 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lol Daemon Ceed why even discombobulate and boggle your cognitive cranium attempting to comprehend the underlying powers that be when clearly you are mistaken anyhow ?


I like big words too.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-06-14 21:26:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Singeabooty Raj
Nyx Na'gorg wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lol Daemon Ceed why even discombobulate and boggle your cognitive cranium attempting to comprehend the underlying powers that be when clearly you are mistaken anyhow ?


I like big words too.
~~~ Stupendously bloody marvellous I say jolly old chap, bloody marvellous, tally ho, tally ho ~~~

Black Man with Goggles
Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-06-14 21:52:33 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Nyx Na'gorg wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lol Daemon Ceed why even discombobulate and boggle your cognitive cranium attempting to comprehend the underlying powers that be when clearly you are mistaken anyhow ?


I like big words too.
~~~ Stupendously bloody marvellous I say jolly old chap, bloody marvellous, tally ho, tally ho ~~~


I might be Gallente but I don't swing that way.
Griznatch
Distinguished Gentleman's Boating Club
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#15 - 2012-06-14 23:50:09 UTC
I was a xenuria alt for a while once. It was terrible.

I used to have a clever sig but I lost it.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-06-15 00:46:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Singeabooty Raj
Griznatch wrote:
I was a xenuria alt for a while once. It was terrible.
To be honest probably still a safer bet than being in the hole-in-one booth with Nyx Na'gorg while he is swinging his club about and hitting a few balls Big smile

Black Man with Goggles
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#17 - 2012-06-15 00:53:37 UTC
What does Xenuria actually do?

I mean other than make godawful posts and utterly fail to run for CSM.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#18 - 2012-06-15 01:57:29 UTC
Nyx Na'gorg wrote:
There exists a player called Xenuria.
For reasons that will become painfully obvious to anybody who reads his poasts and profile, I want him gone.


Clarification: I do not want somebody to simply troll and gank the target into submission, I want the target to :smithicide:. I want Xenuria and any alts eliminated. I do not care about price, the cost or the number of distinct entities I need employ to ensure that this contract concludes is irrelevant. I care only that it is done as quick as possible.

Further Clarification: The bounty is a box of seven melted snowballs.


Dude, your Name.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Xenuria
#19 - 2012-06-15 04:14:06 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
What does Xenuria actually do?

I mean other than make godawful posts and utterly fail to run for CSM.


Hmmm

What part of my campaign for the CSM was a failure?
I seem to remember saying on a certain radio station that my sole purpose was to remove mittani from the chairmanship of the CSM.



Last I checked, that is what happened.

CSM 12 Candidate
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#20 - 2012-06-15 04:17:01 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
What does Xenuria actually do?

I mean other than make godawful posts and utterly fail to run for CSM.


Hmmm

What part of my campaign for the CSM was a failure?
I seem to remember saying on a certain radio station that my sole purpose was to remove mittani from the chairmanship of the CSM.



Last I checked, that is what happened.


So, you slipped him his umpteenth shot? Or did you ask the question about [name redacted], the mackinaw pilot?

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
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