Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Pilots,
Look at your toon, now back to me. Now back at your toon, now back to me.
Sadly, your toon isn't me...
But if it stopped running around in a scrub corp and joined Hard Knocks, it could be rich like me.
Look down, back up. Where are you?
You're in a C5, surrounded by bling, ho's and pimp ships,
You're in Hard Knocks Inc.

Did you know that statistics prove that over 1015% of pilots want to be spacerich?
And did you also know that out of that 1015%, over 200% want to be more than 10 flavours of spacerich?

Well if you're one of the elite 200% then you've come to the right place, we can help with that. How, you ask? Because we're all 23 flavours of spacerich!

Why run around grinding level 4 missions or ratting in null for chicken feed when you could be out here with us, blasting sleepers, sucking gas (and beers!), taking other people's toys off them and chillin in the club throwing money at ho's (say hi to your mum for me).

Kiddies, it's your lucky day, because I'm here to tell you that we are now looking for AUTZ pilots in our hole! Vaseline optional..

We're currently expanding our operations into the AUTZ and are looking for cap pilots (Revelation, Moros or any triage carrier), Tengu pilots, and Amarr BS pilots with T2 tank & guns to help us get that isk train a-rolling around the time of -3/+3 hours from DT. If you can fly any (or all) of these and can either fly or train for a scanning covops, then it's just possible that you're Hard Knocks material.

Now wait, I know what you're thinking... you're thinking "but Mr Strikingly Handsome & Heavily Pierced Recruiter, it's AUTZ, there'll be no one there"

Ahh, the beauty of innocent minds... My poor little misguided space-muffin, you don't know how wrong you are.

Our team of devilishly handsome recruiters are online RIGHT NOW and waiting for your application! They're probably also very drunk and automatically stamping a 'YES' on every application for the lolz, so take advantage of this rare opportunity (actually, it happens all the time) and get your app in while they're all off their faces.

Come join me and our new Aussie recruits and let's get this isk machine rolling 23.5/7!!

If you're an AUTZ cap or subcap pilot who's interested, and let's face it, you are interested, why not contact: Ayeson, Myllz or Waldemar Pawlak.

Better yet, get online now and join our public channel "Hard Knocks" for an interview.

Bump for Aussies!

So it's Sunday, and you're sitting there in your corp thinking to yourself "there must be more than this..."

Well, I'm happy to tell you that there is!

Hard Knocks Inc is still looking for some good AUTZ pilots. Come check out the wormhole life. Plenty of sleeper combat, plenty of PVP and also plenty of gas & rocks if that's what floats your boat!

Hey you...

Yeah, you over there!

I heard you like epic wormhole PVP and getting spacerich? I know, you're only human!

We're still looking for some AUTZ pilots to join our group for fun times and boatloads of isk.

If you can fly Amarr BS, Tengus or caps, we want to talk to you. Drop in to our public channel to find out more!

Pretty awesome corp, I'm quite new in this corp but so far I've joined quite a few both pve and pvp ops. Nice atmosphere and did i forgot to mention you earn ISK in wh's?

Euro's who arent affraid of living in one of our plenty POS'ses, do PVP and PVE and like to get 23 flavours of space richness, join "hard knocks" public channel.