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My friend needs clothes...

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Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#121 - 2012-06-13 13:23:21 UTC
While we're at it.

Breath mints.

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!
Bucky O'Hair
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#122 - 2012-06-13 13:55:24 UTC
Asuka Solo wrote:
While we're at it.

Breath mints.



Wait? You still like them breathing? EWWWWwww

I think you have the wrong thread,

The cloths for the living thread is that away >>>>

[b]We Are Ushra'Khan!

We are coming for our people.[/b]
zxc Uisen
Doomheim
#123 - 2012-06-13 15:32:18 UTC
I would like to take this opportunity to showcase my new product: "I can't believe it's not a Corpse!"
Comes in various models, pre-dressed, and the best part: IT TASTES LIKE REAL CORPSE!
A must for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, spare your corp mates the awkward "nice face you have there' looks!

Contact me for details
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#124 - 2012-06-13 16:08:02 UTC
Posting to confirm the RP community seems to approve of this idea.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

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Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#125 - 2012-06-13 16:22:07 UTC
I am waiting for the proactive dating side to kick in....

Found a gal with a smile you want to see more of?

Send her a romantic bouquet of rifters, you just know she will understand your heart keeps her in that special place...

Include a note, saying you would love to see her modeling one... and take her to a nice quiet place with low security for privacy.

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
Starspejd1
Avitus Lugus
#126 - 2012-06-13 17:09:13 UTC
This is so, so disturbing. And yet so strangely addictive reading Ugh.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#127 - 2012-06-13 20:45:07 UTC
Nikk Narrel wrote:
I am waiting for the proactive dating side to kick in....

Found a gal with a smile you want to see more of?

Send her a romantic bouquet of rifters, you just know she will understand your heart keeps her in that special place...

Include a note, saying you would love to see her modeling one... and take her to a nice quiet place with low security for privacy.


You are such a romantic! That way she can be in your enthrall, embrace, or at the very least, cargo hold, for eternity...
Rogue Integer
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#128 - 2012-06-13 21:03:50 UTC
/me sings "don't fear the freezer..."
Powers Sa
#129 - 2012-06-13 21:13:11 UTC
What. The. S***

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zxc Uisen
Doomheim
#130 - 2012-06-13 21:21:48 UTC
hey bro, no zombie, but nice face...

you know, the vacuum of space would look great on you, care for a walk by the outer hull?


WiS 2012!
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#131 - 2012-06-13 21:32:24 UTC
zxc Uisen wrote:
hey bro, no zombie, but nice face...

you know, the vacuum of space would look great on you, care for a walk by the outer hull?


WiS 2012!


Wouldn't that be "WoS 2012"?
zxc Uisen
Doomheim
#132 - 2012-06-13 21:34:24 UTC
joelinux wrote:
zxc Uisen wrote:
hey bro, no zombie, but nice face...

you know, the vacuum of space would look great on you, care for a walk by the outer hull?


WiS 2012!


Wouldn't that be "WoS 2012"?


shut up, it's a surprise
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#133 - 2012-06-14 04:38:15 UTC
zxc Uisen wrote:
joelinux wrote:
zxc Uisen wrote:
hey bro, no zombie, but nice face...

you know, the vacuum of space would look great on you, care for a walk by the outer hull?


WiS 2012!


Wouldn't that be "WoS 2012"?


shut up, it's a surprise


Sorry. Lucky for me, I don't think Chloe saw this...
Kaikka Carel
Ziea
#134 - 2012-06-14 06:51:15 UTC
Nikk Narrel wrote:
I am waiting for the proactive dating side to kick in....

Found a gal with a smile you want to see more of?

Send her a romantic bouquet of rifters, you just know she will understand your heart keeps her in that special place...

Include a note, saying you would love to see her modeling one... and take her to a nice quiet place with low security for privacy.


Don't forget the "pointy thing"!
Altair Raja
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#135 - 2012-06-14 06:59:31 UTC
Im torn between laughing and being very concerned for you

AFK cloaking doesn't earn anything, so it needs a buff!
cApAc aMaRu
Burning Sword
#136 - 2012-06-14 07:30:06 UTC
All my corpses just want to dress up, go out, have a good time, and maybe score some sweet corpse love.

WHO ARE YOU TO DENY THEM?!?!!?

They aren't 'deadies', they are PEOPLE and they deserve respect! Support Dead Rights!
Kim Briggs
Aurora Armaments
#137 - 2012-06-14 08:57:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Kim Briggs
CCP can you link your Vampire-Game with EVE like Dust? If i collect frozen-corpse i would like to see that i can tade them with vampires down there. If i can have the frozen-corpse as a pet in the game, i would defintly buy this game!
Bucky O'Hair
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#138 - 2012-06-14 10:10:30 UTC
Rogue Integer wrote:
/me sings "don't fear the freezer..."




More genetically modified livestock bell....

[b]We Are Ushra'Khan!

We are coming for our people.[/b]
Korren Otsada
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#139 - 2012-06-14 22:17:23 UTC
If they ever were to include a meat locker of sorts, and then a way to dress up your corpses, I would be appaled if I could not hang and rivet them on the outside of my ship, reaver style.

Other than that it is a swell idea.
Amitious Turkey
10kSubnautic
Warriors of the Blood God
#140 - 2012-06-14 23:17:09 UTC
Horrified, but I read every single post.

I like to lick things.

Haunting the forums since 03.